Author Topic: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons. (Read 2116 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** May 11, 2010, 02:43:11 AM »

Not only that, but I went to the titty bar. THE TITTY BAR. ME. Bad news. Many were the dollars spent, and copious were the drinks consumed.

Where the fuck did I go wrong today? Not only that, but I have to be at my pseudo-job tomorrow at 10. FML.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2010, 02:49:14 AM »

eh. So you let loose just this once. Not the end of the world.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2010, 02:53:28 AM »

Eh, probably not. But by the time I left Atlanta I was getting so wasted I was blacking out and couldn't remember getting home, and people would come up to me the next day and tell me embarrassing shit that I didn't remember doing. Don't wanna get back to that level of fuckeduppedness.

Groogrux · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2010, 02:57:31 AM »

At least tell us you ripped the bills in half. TWO TUCKS FOR THE BUCK!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2010, 04:16:08 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on May 11, 2010, 02:57:31 AM

At least tell us you ripped the bills in half. TWO TUCKS FOR THE BUCK!

Oblivion · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2010, 04:38:48 AM »

I feel ya. I went to a strip club the other day, and wasted $100 on two fairly ugly looking strippers. Didn't even get a handjob.

Akala · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:35:05 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on May 11, 2010, 04:38:48 AM

I feel ya. I went to a strip club the other day, and wasted $100 on two fairly ugly looking strippers. Didn't even get a handjob.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:40:48 PM »

Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:45:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 06:40:48 PM

Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane

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Akala · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:49:03 PM »

to be fair, there is a vast difference in predominately white vs. black strip clubs. kinda like churches.

Oblivion · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:49:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 06:40:48 PM

Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane

Well, this one wasn't exclusively one race or another. But both bitches was white.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:51:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 06:40:48 PM

Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane

I'm not in the ATL anymore, but I can in fact confirm that the black strip clubs are indeed insane and waaaaaaay more fun to go to. In fact, they're better in every conceivable way except for the fact that some idiot always gets out of line and violence inevitably happens in black strip clubs. I blame Pacman.

Oh, and I went to a "white" strip club here in Wilmington, but I tipped a black chick the most. She was workin it!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:52:32 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on May 12, 2010, 06:51:54 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 06:40:48 PM
Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane

I'm not in the ATL anymore, but I can in fact confirm that the black strip clubs are indeed insane and waaaaaaay more fun to go to. In fact, they're better in every conceivable way except for the fact that some idiot always gets out of line and violence inevitably happens in black strip clubs. I blame Pacman.

Willco/Cohen annihilated!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:57:57 PM »

I think he responded but I can only see cool people's posts. Cohen annihilated :zelda

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2010, 07:23:30 PM »

:'( :'( :'(

Boogie · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2010, 07:32:51 PM »

I wonder how black strip clubs in the south would compare with Montreal strip clubs...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2010, 07:45:06 PM »

They have to wear bottoms in the US.

lennedsay · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:33:16 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 12, 2010, 07:45:06 PM

They have to wear bottoms in the US.

Huh? They shoot ping pong balls out of their muffs and across the stage here, bro.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:42:26 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 12, 2010, 09:33:16 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 12, 2010, 07:45:06 PM
They have to wear bottoms in the US.

Huh? They shoot ping pong balls out of their muffs and across the stage here, bro.

I can confirm, that in the Oasis Goodtime Emporium in ATL at least, the chicks wear a bottom, but take it off when giving dances to patrons. Also, most aren't against a little touchy/feely when they do so (some actually make you grab them in their dances) Haven't tried any of the other Strip Clubs though.

lennedsay · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:56:05 PM »

What must be worn, if anything, depends on the county or state. For instance, St. Louis County, MO strippers must wear bottoms and something on their nipples (pasties usually), but East St. Louis in Illinois strippers go fully nude, and I'm pretty sure they'd let you stick your whole head up there if you want. Imagine the raunchiest of the raunchy, and you'll find it here.

T234 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:58:45 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 12, 2010, 09:56:05 PM

What must be worn, if anything, depends on the county or state. For instance, St. Louis County, MO strippers must wear bottoms and something on their nipples (pasties usually), but East St. Louis in Illinois strippers go fully nude, and I'm pretty sure they'd let you stick your whole head up there if you want. Imagine the raunchiest of the raunchy, and you'll find it here.

I don't think I would go to a strip club in East St. Louis

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:07:16 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on May 12, 2010, 07:32:51 PM

I wonder how black strip clubs in the south would compare with Montreal strip clubs...

Dudes literally drive up to Montreal from Massachusetts just to hittup some Montreal strip clubs. Like some path to Mecca and Rhode Island isn't too far away (which is known for its own strip clubs). Says a lot about Montreal

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:09:23 PM »

Strip clubs make me feel gross.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:29:30 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 13, 2010, 04:09:23 PM

Strip clubs make me feel gross.

on the contrary, they make me feel great. I always think "that's somebody's daughter up there HAHA" and I slip a single in their cooch string

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:42:31 PM »

I remember one dude I worked with was with this young Brazilian stripper (and he was a greasy middle aged Security Officer). He would puff himself up to his co-workers (which included me at the time) and talked about how he's going to marry her and how a little heart on her bottom stripper gear (when she's dancin') signifies she's taken. Lawd' this niccas are a dime a dozen.

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:46:59 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 13, 2010, 04:29:30 PM

Quote from: Himuro on May 13, 2010, 04:09:23 PM
Strip clubs make me feel gross.
on the contrary, they make me feel great. I always think "that's somebody's daughter up there HAHA" and I slip a single in their cooch string

someday that will be your little girl up, a grown woman and a stripper

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:59:19 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2010, 04:42:31 PM

I remember one dude I worked with was with this young Brazilian stripper (and he was a greasy middle aged Security Officer). He would puff himself up to his co-workers (which included me at the time) and talked about how he's going to marry her and how a little heart on her bottom stripper gear (when she's dancin') signifies she's taken. Lawd' this distinguished black fellows are a dime a dozen.

Poor guy. I wonder how many dudes paid prime to fuck her in the private rooms.

Quote from: Himuro on May 13, 2010, 04:46:59 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 13, 2010, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 13, 2010, 04:09:23 PM
Strip clubs make me feel gross.
on the contrary, they make me feel great. I always think "that's somebody's daughter up there HAHA" and I slip a single in their cooch string

someday that will be your little girl up, a grown woman and a stripper

If that is her choice...

drew · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:59:57 PM »

dont care

one bit

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2010, 05:00:21 PM »

kill self

pretty please

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2010, 05:39:32 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 13, 2010, 04:59:19 PM

If that is her choice...

haha

Groogrux · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2010, 11:32:53 PM »

Rob makes a point, Himuro. They gots to pay for that college schoolin' somehows.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #31 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:37:48 PM »

my buddy is going to a bachelor's party this weekend. He bought a t-shirt that has an umbrella and falling cash that says: I make it Rain

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Author Topic: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons. (Read 2116 times)