Kentucky-bore, I have arrived.

[lennedsay]

Y'all are still running on Edge here in Paducah?! 

So what's there to do here anyway? Enlighten me, Bore.

[Mupepe]

tits

[demi]

Have sex with Thor

[tehjaybo]

You're like 5+ hours west from most of us.  

But if you feel like making the journey over here, I'm sure we could throw something together for the weekend.  The first KFC is over here, but that's about the only selling point I've got other than a small cookout or something.

[Diunx]

Have sex with Thor

That sounds so badass.

[Mupepe]

Is the first KFC awesome? 

[Robo]

Have sex with Thor

That sounds so badass.

 

[BlueTsunami]

WATCH DAT' PURTY MOUF

[tehjaybo]

Is the first KFC awesome? 

Ehh.  It's an experience, I guess.  It's essentially half regular KFC, half KFC museum.  BUT YOU CAN GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH A STATUE OF THE COLONEL.  

[Mupepe]

Is the first KFC awesome? 

Ehh.  It's an experience, I guess.  It's essentially half regular KFC, half KFC museum.  BUT YOU CAN GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH A STATUE OF THE COLONEL.  

Sounds badass.

[tehjaybo]

Good chicken.

[Mupepe]

wait, i'm confused.  google says it was in Corbin, TN.

[tehjaybo]

Google is broken then, it's Corbin, KY.  About 15 mins south of London, KY. 


WikiQuote

Founded    1930 (original) (North Corbin, Kentucky)

[Mupepe]

Damn.  Must be some misinformation everywhere.  All these blogs are citing shit and saying TN.  But I notice they pull articles from KFC's website and they only say "Corbin" and never mention a state.  The more you know...

[tehjaybo]

http://www.kfc.com/about/history.asp

1930
In the midst of the depression, Harland Sanders opens his first restaurant in the small front room of a gas station in Corbin, Kentucky. Sanders serves as station operator, chief cook and cashier and names the dining area "Sanders Court & Café."

It's mentioned on the official KFC site.  Bloggers are just doing their usual and getting facts wrong.

So yeah, lennedsay come hang out. 

[huckleberry]

The Colonel was a murderer.

[tehjaybo]

The first franchised one, yes.

But the original The Sanders Court & Café, the birthplace of the company, was in Corbin, KY.

[tehjaybo]

 

[Brehvolution]

I wish KFC had an option to just buy an order of original recipe skin.

Fuck the rest of the chicken.

[Diunx]

Overprice garbage to be exact.

Chinese fried chicken joints

[Joe Molotov]

The first KFC is over here

wait, i'm confused.  google says it was in Corbin, TN.

The first real Kentucky Fried Chicken was in Utah.  I used to drive by it all the time.

Uh-oh, we've got a battle for KFC supremacy. Kentucky-bore must defend their state's honor!

[lennedsay]

Just what I presumed. Not fucking shit to do here.  :'(

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Wait, how does one fuck Thor? 

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[tehjaybo]

I'm sure it could be arranged.

[lennedsay]

Seriously, it only took us 3 hours to get here, and we're only staying 2 nights, and most of the time will be filled with wedding-related stuff. So... yea. And we have the dogs with us.

We're distinguished mentally-challenged for these fucking dogs, but seriously, my parents will lose them. 

Now, if I had more time, I'd fly out to SA to hang out with Wrath though, no homo.

[huckleberry]

You guys are lucky, you're all getting lennedsay and meeting up to have fun or an orgy or whatever.

I'm stuck here in Saudi Arabia doing squat.

at least saudi arabia and kentucky have sleeping with cousins in common.

better sleeping with cousins than left coast faggotry.

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loves me some left coast faggtry

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[tehjaybo]

Now, if I had more time, I'd fly out to SA to hang out with Wrath though, no homo.

Why no homo? Sure sometimes I wreck a dude to the point that he might as well have a vagina(Most recently mupepe), but believe me I'm all about the pussy baby 

So what, I meant nothing to you? 

 :'( :'( :'(

[Ganhyun]

Now, if I had more time, I'd fly out to SA to hang out with Wrath though, no homo.

Why no homo? Sure sometimes I wreck a dude to the point that he might as well have a vagina(Most recently mupepe), but believe me I'm all about the pussy baby 

So what, I meant nothing to you? 

 :'( :'( :'(

you still got me bro.

[Phoenix Dark]

Posting in (potentially) legendary thread

[Mr. Gundam]

BUT YOU CAN GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH A STATUE OF THE COLONEL.  

You can do that at most KFC's in Japan.

[tehjaybo]

Now, if I had more time, I'd fly out to SA to hang out with Wrath though, no homo.

Why no homo? Sure sometimes I wreck a dude to the point that he might as well have a vagina(Most recently mupepe), but believe me I'm all about the pussy baby 

So what, I meant nothing to you? 

 :'( :'( :'(

you still got me bro.

:brofist

Oh tehjaybo! mupepe might be the most recent but you are the most frequent 

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[Mupepe]

mmm  titties

[lennedsay]

Wrath


So I hear there's a statue of Superman nearby...

[Mupepe]

The one in owensboro?  It's pretty sweet.

[Fresh Prince]

You can do that at most KFC's in Japan.

It's probably made of bronze or stone and like 12ft high.

mmm  titties

Give me thighs, any day.

[lennedsay]

The one in owensboro?  It's pretty sweet.

Where's Owensboro? They keep telling me it's a town called Metropolis.

[lennedsay]

Wrath


So I hear there's a statue of Superman nearby...

I'M ON MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  And on my way home, we pass a statue of Popeye!

[Ganhyun]

The one in owensboro?  It's pretty sweet.

Where's Owensboro? They keep telling me it's a town called Metropolis.

Metropolis is where the kiddies go. The real cool cats hang out in Gotham.

[Ganhyun]

Wrath


So I hear there's a statue of Superman nearby...

I'M ON MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  And on my way home, we pass a statue of Popeye!

 

[Mupepe]

The one in owensboro?  It's pretty sweet.

Where's Owensboro? They keep telling me it's a town called Metropolis.

Metropolis is technically in Illinois, but it's right on the border with KY.  Owensboro is close to Bowling Green.  I only know that because I had to pass through it on our way to the Corvette factory in Bowling Green.

[lennedsay]

The one in owensboro?  It's pretty sweet.

Where's Owensboro? They keep telling me it's a town called Metropolis.

Metropolis is technically in Illinois, but it's right on the border with KY.  Owensboro is close to Bowling Green.  I only know that because I had to pass through it on our way to the Corvette factory in Bowling Green.

Well why the hell are there two statues of Superman? How many does the world need?!

[Mupepe]

The one in owensboro?  It's pretty sweet.

Where's Owensboro? They keep telling me it's a town called Metropolis.

Metropolis is technically in Illinois, but it's right on the border with KY.  Owensboro is close to Bowling Green.  I only know that because I had to pass through it on our way to the Corvette factory in Bowling Green.

Well why the hell are there two statues of Superman? How many does the world need?!

The one in Owensboro is kinda crappy compared to (what I heard) the one in Metropolis.  The one in Owensboro was made by a high school student or something and the one in Metropolis is professional.

[lennedsay]

Well I'll take one for the team and stop in Metropolis on the way home for pics. I hear the town itself is a shithole though.

An hour in and I'm half crocked. Something something KY joke something.

[BlackMage]

come to california lennedsay. that where the cool people go 

[lennedsay]

Well if that's the case, I'm on my way. 

[TakingBackSunday]

go to Nashville and save the people who are still drowning

[tehjaybo]

go to Nashville and save the people who are still drowning

I have a boat, maybe I should just come visit and rescue some folk.

[lennedsay]

The locals are BBQin' up some 'coon for us...    Shame I just ate all that damn O'Charley's.

Is this typical KY thing or a typical black thing or both?

Thanks in advance,

Whitey from MO

[Beezy]

come to california lennedsay. that where the cool people go 

NY, bitch.

[Eric P]

NYC is overrated.

[Raban]

come to california lennedsay. that where the cool people go 

NY, bitch.

I'm coming to NYC later this year, you gonna gimme some lovin' when I get there?

[TakingBackSunday]

Floods are just god's way of letting people know they built their houses on A FUCKING FLOOD PLAIN

But Nashville hasn't experienced severe flooding in its history. 

[lennedsay]

The BBQ 'coon wasn't bad. Tasted like greasy roast beef. 

[huckleberry]

You actually ate Raccoon?

[Ganhyun]

Metropolis is where the kiddies go. The real cool cats hang out in Gotham.

Man Batman >> Everything. But don't hate on supes when I'm around!

Man Supes is awesome too.

[Beezy]

NYC is overrated.

Not our nightlife, especially in the summer.

come to california lennedsay. that where the cool people go 

NY, bitch.

I'm coming to NYC later this year, you gonna gimme some lovin' when I get there?

In the form of alcohol, sure.

[Human Snorenado]

  Don't tell anyone, but I'm gonna be in the DC area next weekend.  Gonna make sure I rape Federman.

[Eric P]

Yeah free summer concerts are pretty cool.  My gf is maintaining a google cal I can link for you which will list everything if you like.

[Raban]

NYC is overrated.

Not our nightlife, especially in the summer.

come to california lennedsay. that where the cool people go 

NY, bitch.

I'm coming to NYC later this year, you gonna gimme some lovin' when I get there?

In the form of alcohol, sure.

Not a drinker, but I'll take that

[Beezy]

Yeah free summer concerts are pretty cool.  My gf is maintaining a google cal I can link for you which will list everything if you like.

I'd like that, thanks. I missed out on a lot last summer.

[lennedsay]

You actually ate Raccoon?

Yes, and I was fine until I saw the carcass. 

Tasted a hell of a lot better than the water down here. Even the ice sucks.  :'(