Guess what just arrived in the mail!

[Billy Rygar]

My secret santa gift to GilloD!  Thanks for the explanation, FedEX

[BlackMage]

AMG!

[Raban]

What is it?

[brawndolicious]

Do you think Wilson made Tom Hanks take longer to get off the island?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm guessing the explanation is "it's dead"

[Joe Molotov]

When did you mail it? Back in December?

[Eel O'Brian]

you should write a mock letter of praise

"Dear Sirs:

This is to inform you that I have found my experience with your Pony Express service to be outstanding.  My package made the round trip back to my homestead well within the expected six months.  Why, once the steam-driven machinery is implemented, I can only imagine that the timing of such a trip will be cut in half!  Huzzah for modern conveniences!

Yours in perpetuity,
Genghis Cohen III, Esq."

[Raban]

you should write a mock letter of praise

"Dear Sirs:

This is to inform you that I have found my experience with your Pony Express service to be outstanding.  My package made the round trip back to my homestead well within the expected six months.  Why, once the steam-driven machinery is implemented, I can only imagine that the timing of such a trip will be cut in half!  Huzzah for modern conveniences!

Yours in perpetuity,
Genghis Cohen III, Esq."

It'd probably go straight into the trash without leaving the envelope.

[Eel O'Brian]

thanks debbie downer, no wonder they cut your skit from the betty white snl

[Raban]

thanks debbie downer, no wonder they cut your skit from the betty white snl

I keep it real.

They should have kept it for a few more months and delivered it as this year's Secret Santa.

[GilloD]

I have a feeling it sat in Korean customs and then got sent back. I had my iPod sent from Cambodia and it was a NIGHTMARE to get it back. We had to call all these numbers and fill out crazy paperwork just to get my fucking box. Ugh.