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pollo

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Bore help me, I have a problem
« on: May 15, 2010, 11:24:06 AM »
I want to finish "He's Just Not That Into You."

Problem is I'm squirmy when it comes to awkward moments, and the redhead chick in the movie who can't land a guy is FUCK FULL of awkwardness. I got up to the part where she's at the dude's party thinkin the dude is fallin for her and I had to stop it.

What should i do to get past this scene? The blonde's smokin hot, so I kinda wanna see what happens between her and the married dude. Jennifer Love Hewitt's dad Chris Farley's dad'd which was not so awesome and Ben Affleck is always fuck awesome so I want to see what he ends up doing.

Overall the movie's not a bad chick flick, cept this dumb bitch is making me turn it off.

HALP  :'(

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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 11:25:11 AM »
Stroke your penis while watching, that should help.
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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 11:28:00 AM »
I watched it with my wife a few months back.  The redhead is annoying, but it gets better at the very end.  All I can say until then is
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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 11:38:19 AM »
This is either a cry for help or a very elaborate troll, not sure which.
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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 11:49:41 AM »
Mute button.

Every woman in the free world needs to watch this movie/read the book and realize that they, at one point or another, have been the redhead. Then they need to self analyze and figure out if they are still the redhead, and when they do, they'll realize why their friends never return their calls, just like their boyfriends.
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pollo

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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 12:35:59 PM »
This is either a cry for help or a very elaborate troll, not sure which.

Ben Affleck is a real man.  :heart

Joe Molotov

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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 12:45:06 PM »
Watch Avatar instead.
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pollo

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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 12:48:41 PM »
It was between that, Inglorious Basterds, Public Enemy and this when I was at BlockBuster yesterday.

Guess what I chose.  :omg

cool breeze

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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 12:53:44 PM »
I saw this movie like a month or two ago.  I can spoil what happens if that's what you want.

Basically
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after the party she tries to make a move on the guy, he's like "what".  they insult each other; she says he's a lonely prick or something.  eventually he realizes he is into her (game changer) and he confesses, telling her that she is the exception, not the rule.  at the end you see them hosting a party together happy that she has a man.

um, other spoilers are that the one old chick gets with E from Entourage.  The guy from the hangover loses both Jennifer Connely and Scarlett Johanson.  Jennifer Aniston and Ben Afflec get together after she sees that he does more for her sick dad than her sisters husband, leaning that marriage means nothing; he then proposes to her and they get married.  uh, hugh grant kisses that one chick behind the school play.  Liam neeson drives his bratty kid to the airport so he could say good bye to that one singer girl.  uh, I think that's it.
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Raban

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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 12:54:51 PM »
what is this, I don't even

Human Snorenado

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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2010, 05:46:53 PM »
This is either a cry for help or a very elaborate troll, not sure which.

Ben Affleck is a real man.  :heart

Cry for help then.
yar

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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2010, 07:40:17 PM »
what is this, I don't even

seriously
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Re: Bore help me, I have a problem
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2010, 09:46:26 PM »
Doesn't surprise me to see Xbots into sappy romance titles.
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