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In Honor of Malek's Return
« on: May 17, 2010, 02:54:31 PM »
I'm listening to "Revolver"

They're singing about taxes.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2010, 02:58:13 PM »
In Harrison's defense, the top marginal rate was over 90%.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2010, 03:02:21 PM »
Eleanor Rigby would be better with the poetry for 16 year olds.
That's actually high praise for McCartney's lyrics.

Are you going to live blog the entire album. Listening to mono or stereo?

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2010, 03:08:33 PM »
Rubber Soul > Revolver
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2010, 03:10:23 PM »
Did he also yell at clouds while shaking his fist?

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 03:18:25 PM »
Revolver isn't that good. Not trolling Malek, just too much filler imo
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »
Rubber Soul > Revolver
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 03:29:45 PM »
yep
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 03:29:54 PM »
Doctor Robert is a truly awful song.  I'm afraid it's going to get stuck in my head. :'(
It's pretty bad.

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Helping everyone in need,
No one can succeed like Dr. Robert
Well, well, well you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you--Dr. Robert
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Now I'm listening to Sgt. Pepper

You skipped over "Tomorrow Never Knows"?

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 03:31:30 PM »
I was making lunch for my wife while it played.  She is wondering why the fuck i'm listening to the Beatles.
Tell her you're doing it for a guy on the internet. That will explain everything.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 03:37:45 PM »
How long before Drinky listens to the Beatles?

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 03:40:22 PM »
Just skip everything and get to Abbey Road, the best Beatles album.

Oh, and I saw a Dylan diss in this thread  :wag
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 03:43:35 PM »
Just skip everything and get to Abbey Road, the best Beatles album.

Oh, and I saw a Dylan diss in this thread  :wag
I like Dylan's lyrics, but I have low standards when it comes to pop songs (I like Wings).

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2010, 03:44:22 PM »
Everything on Blonde on Blonde lyrics-wise, omg :bow2
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2010, 03:47:43 PM »
Everything on Blonde on Blonde lyrics-wise, omg :bow2
First lyrics off of the album:

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Just saying.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2010, 03:50:27 PM »
Everything on Blonde on Blonde lyrics-wise, omg :bow2
First lyrics off of the album:

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Just saying.

That's a pretty weak flow.  The rhyming seems forced.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2010, 03:51:04 PM »
Now I'm listening to Sgt. Pepper

This album its better with headphones.
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2010, 03:53:33 PM »
PD is correct about Revolver.
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2010, 03:55:23 PM »
PD is correct about Revolver.

Filler? Outside of "Doctor Robert" I don't see it. I mean, the album is like 30 minutes long.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2010, 04:02:59 PM »
Dammit Malek, way to nitpick

Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial
Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while
But Mona Lisa musta had the highway blues
You can tell by the way she smiles
See the primitive wallflower freeze
When the jelly-faced women all sneeze
Hear the one with the mustache say, "Jeeze
I can't find my knees"
Oh, jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule
But these visions of Johanna, they make it all seem so crue
------Visions of Johanna


With your sheets like metal and your belt like lace,
And your deck of cards missing the jack and the ace,
And your basement clothes and your hollow face,
Who among them can think he could outguess you?
With your silhouette when the sunlight dims
Into your eyes where the moonlight swims,
And your match-book songs and your gypsy hymns,
Who among them would try to impress you?
Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands,
Where the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes,
My warehouse eyes, my Arabian drums,
Should I leave them by your gate,
Or, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?
--------Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2010, 04:04:42 PM »
PD is correct about Revolver.

Filler? Outside of "Doctor Robert" I don't see it. I mean, the album is like 30 minutes long.

Not a very memorable album then. Whatever. Rubber Soul > Revolver

Rubber Soul is the first legitimately good Beatles album
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2010, 04:06:00 PM »
Who in here is claiming Dylan is amongst the greats in poetry  ???

He's just one of the best lyricists that modern music has.
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2010, 04:07:14 PM »
suck a fuck, good sir!

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2010, 04:08:20 PM »
PD is correct about Revolver.

Filler? Outside of "Doctor Robert" I don't see it. I mean, the album is like 30 minutes long.

Not a very memorable album then. Whatever. Rubber Soul > Revolver

Rubber Soul is the first legitimately good Beatles album

Wrong! A Hard Day's Night is their first good album; Rubber Soul is their first great album.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2010, 04:10:36 PM »
Now Please Please Me! has filler

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2010, 04:12:03 PM »
A Day in the Life is legitimately amazing.  

I don't know whether I'm being trolled. Is this hipster sarcasm?

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2010, 04:13:43 PM »
Really good in an ironic way?

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2010, 04:15:00 PM »
A Day in the Life is the best Beatles song ever, double truth.

Jeff Beck's cover of it during the 25th Anniversary Rock and Roll Hall of Fame concert is pretty cool, too.
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2010, 04:17:14 PM »
:bow Please Please Me Remastered :bow2

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especially the mono version  :-*
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2010, 04:18:33 PM »
Now Please Please Me! has filler

Wrong again. The only thing that comes close filler on that album is Boys. I love Ringo, but the song just isn't up to snuff with the rest. Please Please Me is also very memorable. The 'covers' are excellent.

I have it on vinyl, btw. :rock

I think the inability to admit that Please Please Me has some shitty songs is another sign of autism.

Ringo rocks on "Boys" and the song is pretty gay (in a good way [evilbore gay]).

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2010, 04:19:56 PM »
We had a pretty lengthy topic regarding the remasters about 8 or so months ago...lot of tears and bitter trolls went on through it.  BUT, the remasters are fucking amazing, legit.
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2010, 04:27:13 PM »
The following songs range from mediocre to shitty: "Misery," "Anna (Go to Him)," "Chains," "Ask Me Why," "Baby it's You," and "A Taste of Honey."

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2010, 04:29:52 PM »
Malek is right.
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2010, 04:47:51 PM »
I'm going to trust Malek on this one

I trusted the critics on this one, and as usual I'm glad I did. No mention of my favorites unfortunately.


"As the songs rush past, it's easy to get wrapped up in the sound of the record itself without realizing how the album effectively summarizes the band's eclectic influences." Translation: the songs suck, but they're important to historians because they display which genres influenced the Beatles.
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2010, 05:36:16 PM »
We had a pretty lengthy topic regarding the remasters about 8 or so months ago...lot of tears and bitter trolls went on through it.  BUT, the remasters are fucking amazing, legit.

:bow REMASTERS :bow2

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2010, 10:00:07 PM »
PeeDee is wrong. Revolver is just as good as any other random Beatles album.

Taxman - Great
Eleanor Rigby - Great
I'm Only Sleeping - Amazing
Love You To - Amazing
Here, There and Everywhere - Amazing
Yellow Submarine - This is actually one of my favorites. Even a lot of Beatles don't like this, but they are bitches I tell you. Good songs don't need to be complex, layered with all kinds of shit. This is song very memorable. McCartney's singing is great.
She Said She Said - This is one of those mind-blowing Lennon songs. Love it.
Good Day Sunshine - Amazing
And Your Bird Can Sing - Great. I don't really get what this song is about though. :-\
For No One - Amazing. McCartney proves he is as amazing as Lennon here, IMO.
Doctor Robert - This song is good shit. "You're a new and better man, he helps you to understand..." is so memorable.
I Want to Tell You - Another great song. I love the guitar here... Although I'll be honest, I'm not completely keen on George's voice here.
Got to Get You into My Life - Amazing.
Tomorrow Never Knows Mind-blowing.

all bolded songs are bad to meh
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2010, 10:02:21 PM »
* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. won't take the bait.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2010, 10:05:35 PM »
I've been pretty consistent in my Revolver hate
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2010, 10:05:57 PM »
Best Beatles song ever, sooooooo ahead of its time it's not even funny.

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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2010, 12:04:22 AM »
Its funny, I just burned this girl some Beatles tracks and now I'm fucking listening to The Beatles. The fuck is happenin'. I love the fuck out of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
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Re: In Honor of Malek's Return
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2010, 12:28:35 AM »
ain't no bad beatles songs to an aspertard
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