MGS4 is probably my least favorite game of all time. It's not the worst, but damn if it's not on an extremely slippery slope.
I'm actually starting to realize that Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker is out in just a few weeks. I'm surprisingly excited, probably because of the gameplay focus and not that "let's tie the whole series together for the sake of convenience, make the plot fan service pap and include hour long cutscenes, totaling approximately two hours of actually good gameplay by the end" crap that made up MGS4. Then I remember that the UMD probably wouldn't be able to hold hour long cutscenes like with MGS4, and I smile. Viva la handheld future! It also helps that it's pretty much Metal Gear Solid 5, but without the 5 in the name.
Then I remember "I have cancer", "I LOVE YOU NAOMI" (when Otacon really never paid attention to Naomi in the original MGS and was in love with Sniper Wolf; not Naomi), "I'M OUT OF TEARS, I'LL NEVER CRY AGAIN" *cries five minutes later*, "Let's shit on all the characters in MGS3 - Zero, ParaMedic, Signit, Ocelot, Eva AND Big Boss", the Meryl and Johnny proposal scene that made me so uncomfortable I wanted to turn my ps3 off, "Meryl told me to tell you that your FoxDie's not contagious" even though Big Boss was in a coma at the time, the ending...and I feel like not buying another Kojima game ever again.
But I shall persevere! Even pretty gals have to take a dump, so I'll have to go into PW forgetting MGS4 ever happened; the only thing I remember from MGS4 from now on are those two delicious hours from Acts 1 and 2 when I was actually playing the game. Expecting another assortment of perfect scores from the gaggle of fantard reviewers so I'm going in 100% pessimistic, though.