Author Topic: E3 2010 Predictions: Nintendo will wow, MSoft will impress, Sony will surprise.  (Read 30125 times)

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AdmiralViscen

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Make a funny remark and I'll laugh at it.

Ichirou

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Keep reaching for the stars, Viscen.  Being a cocksucker got Jinfash iconned, I'm sure it'll work for you too!
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AdmiralViscen

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You are the only person who has ever accused me paying attention to Icons.

In fact, I remember laughing at you smoking Himu (?) a week or two ago, you had no problem with me posting roffles at that. Stop trying so hard to create these little vendettas.

Ichirou

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I just call 'em like I see 'em, bottom bitch. :)
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AdmiralViscen

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What I see is Cheebs/Shake's bottom bitch grasping for revenge at the community that shat out his heroes. shrug

Ichirou

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They were indeed my heroes.  Damn you, Evilbore!
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duckman2000

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A bit catty in here these days, isn't it?

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magus

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Last E3, I decided to never watch a conference again. Those 90 minutes of watching Nintendo's conference, I wanted them back.

Of course, this time around it's expected that Nintendo will do an epic fucking blow-out. Shit is real, son.

This time, it'll be 2 hours instead of 1.5 hours. It's either inflated or so full of good shit it really does need to last that long. Still, 2 hours is a lot of fucking time...

The most beautiful thing about this E3 thing isn't the games. You people know it too. It's not the games, it's the emotion. Watching fanboys go ape-shit on internet forums is so much fun. It can go either way. Tears of joy or tears of crying sfags, it's all enjoyable. I could decide to not watch and basically not be surfing the web when the shit goes down @ E3, but I could potentially miss a lot of fun. :teehee :shh :ninja 8)

extra half hour of reggie and cammy playing wii party :smug
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duckman2000

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She's like hot and stuff

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One more prediction, the PSP2 won't be called the PSP2.

Ps2go

On another note, I want to see more Milo girl too. Not Milo, just the girl
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The only thing i'm looking forward to is the 3DS and that's BARLEY.

Also, you're an idiot to think that they'll announce an Xbox live price Hike at E3 and Jack Tretton's resignation.

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Only motherfucker here with over 4000 posts and no signature.

Fuck this place

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One more prediction, the PSP2 won't be called the PSP2.

Ps2go

On another note, I want to see more Milo girl too. Not Milo, just the girl

I wouldn't mind seeing a bit more of the flat-chested asian girl they used demoing Natal and the kickball game.
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WrikaWrek

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um... can't you give yourself a signature once you get to be a senior member?

isn't it in the control panel?


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One more prediction, the PSP2 won't be called the PSP2.

Ps2go

On another note, I want to see more Milo girl too. Not Milo, just the girl

I think the successor to the PSP won't have anything to do with the PlayStation brand from a naming standpoint.

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um... can't you give yourself a signature once you get to be a senior member?

isn't it in the control panel?



yeah, you get three letters or an emoticon
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Bocsius

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And E3 is when exactly

TakingBackSunday

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June 15th to the 17th I think, press conferences the day before maybe?

Oh and, from what I've heard from some podcasts, there are some fucking terrible games being showcased this year.  Like, really terrible.
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Probably indie games.

WrikaWrek

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MS can't do shit.

They are so out of synch with what people want. All they can do is pay to have what others have and people want. From there on, lol.

Look at all dat fresh new I.P, or how their hardware division is a big bunch of failatons. Natal is gonna bomb hard.

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The biggest problem with Natal is lag.

i think the biggest problem is going to be creating a killer title for the unit that people want.

If it's Wii Sports or Mini game cocksuckage all over again no one will give a flying cuss.

Though i am sure MS are dumping truck loads of cash on every developer in games land, so we shall see.



But the killer app for Natal doesn't have to be a game.

It's like Move; the most impressive thing thus far has been the 3D-minority-report-like demo they showed at Engadget.

TripleA

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MS can't do shit.

They are so out of synch with what people want. All they can do is pay to have what others have and people want. From there on, lol.

Look at all dat fresh new I.P, or how their hardware division is a big bunch of failatons. Natal is gonna bomb hard.


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goddam waggle.


goddam 3D.




Why don't they try to just make good solid systems with good games and  without gimmicks.
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TripleA

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goddam waggle.


goddam 3D.




Why don't they try to just make good solid systems with good games and  without gimmicks.

Because the average consumer wants more than "good".

They want "special".

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I don't even know what that means dude....sounds like Ntard GAF speak, no offense.  There ain't a damn thing special about motion control - fucking magical bullshit.
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TripleA

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No.

To you and me; motion control is motion control. We know exactly what an accelerometer is, what 'waggle' really refers to, etc etc.

To the average consumer, they see motion controls as something special. Something unique.

And thus the reason why this generation has turned out the way it has  :mario


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Insomniac is now Multiplatform so

It has begun
« Last Edit: May 25, 2010, 11:20:17 AM by Purple Filth »

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- Insomniac announces a new platform on wii
- Drama happens
- the new platform use galaxy gimmick
- Bigger Drama Happens
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- Insomniac announces a new platform on wii
- Drama happens
- the new platform use galaxy gimmick
- Bigger Drama Happens


would be  :lol

only 360 for now.

Purple Filth

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Insomniac says they're developing a new IP for PS3, 360.

Everyone remembers Resistance. No one cares.

I liked the first one (though limited play time) and the PSP version (although done by Sony Bend).

R2 was fucking garbage though.

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Resistance MP was hot, and the campaign was pretty alright, if very basic. Felt like a PC shooter for some reason. R2 was poo because Insomniac decided to give a damn about what the shit eating critics said about R1.

Insomniac makes fun games, now on more platforms. :rock

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Microsoft:

- Natal will not be the final name.

I might have one right, http://www.edge-online.com/news/natal-to-cost-149-%E2%80%93-source

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We were also told Microsoft’s camera definitely won’t be called Natal and that its proper title will be revealed at E3 next month. It will also be heavily targeted at causal players and families.

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Microsoft:

- Natal will not be the final name.

I might have one right, http://www.edge-online.com/news/natal-to-cost-149-%E2%80%93-source

Quote from: Edge
We were also told Microsoft’s camera definitely won’t be called Natal and that its proper title will be revealed at E3 next month. It will also be heavily targeted at causal players and families.


go make me a sandwich, bitch

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Is E3 relevant again? I feel like a lot of the momentum just shifted to GDC, TGS, and PAX, and really who gives two poops about E3 anymore?

Ichirou

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Keep reaching for the stars, Viscen.  Being a cocksucker got Jinfash iconned, I'm sure it'll work for you too!

Grudges :lol

Edit: wait a minute, you came here a couple of months ago. wtf :lol

I have no grudge against you, dude.  I just think it's pathetic how you used to kiss everybody's ass till you got iconned, like it actually meant something. :lol
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Ichirou

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I never kissed anyone's ass ???


You made a topic asking how to be popular on the forum. :rofl

And even made an account over at lyte edge's old board just to defend your Evilbore buddies in some misguided attempt to score points.  Pretty sad.
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Ichirou

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oh wow, that thread had a story behind it, you just missed the dramatic context.

I joined Lyte's forum for PD, Lyte, and Distant but was greeted with distinguished mentally-challenged, disingenuous trolls ::)

"dramatic context" :lol

Whatever, dude.  I personally think suckups are pathetic.  But hey, you got an Evilbore merit badge out of it.  Whatever floats your boat.
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Ichirou

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lol, if you really feel I've somehow "misjudged" all your posts, PM me.  I won't derail this thread any further.
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Ichirou

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I'd PM you to stop the thread derailment, but you'd just c/p it in the thread like you did last time.  ::)
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Ichirou

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That won't be necessary, you've been on my PM ignore list for a few weeks now. People can go back to discussing whatever they were discussing, I'm done here.

How very Whitta-esque of you. :lol

Bye.
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Is E3 relevant again? I feel like a lot of the momentum just shifted to GDC, TGS, and PAX, and really who gives two poops about E3 anymore?

for hardware whores, i would say so

for games, you're probably right

and i know it is very immature of me, but i am really looking forward to the psychotic meltdowns (from all sides) this year, i am in desperate need of some lawl
« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 08:54:59 AM by Eel O'Brian »
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Eel is in it for the lulz
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Don Flamenco

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this thread is bringing non-gaming lulz.

Purple Filth

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Nothing is wrong for wanting meltdowns.

AdmiralViscen

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Wow, Ichi just cannot give it a rest.

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What the hell, Ichi. Jeez.

I'm just holding out hope for leaked info about new systems come E3, though I'm not holding my breath. My fever for game-related news seems to be taking a hit the older I get.
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Ichirou

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THE ICONS! THEY AFTER ME! I MUST SPEW VITRIOL AGAINST THEM WHENEVER I CAN!!!!

lol, where did this come from?  All I said was that Viscen and Jinfash are a couple of cocksuckers. :lol
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AdmiralViscen

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Obviously mojo is just kissing my ass so that my ass kissing will get us both to be Icons! We both reaaaalllly give a shit.

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Every year I'm like "nah, not interested"  and every year I end up shirking responsibilities to watch key notes.  

<3 key notes for the news and unintentional cheesiness.  Though nothing will ever top Sony in 2006, sadly.  Every single moment was an abortion, topped by $599.

Ichirou

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THE ICONS! THEY AFTER ME! I MUST SPEW VITRIOL AGAINST THEM WHENEVER I CAN!!!!

lol, where did this come from?  All I said was that Viscen and Jinfash are a couple of cocksuckers. :lol

The more you say it, the more you'll believe it!

But... I do believe it. ???

Obviously mojo is just kissing my ass so that my ass kissing will get us both to be Icons! We both reaaaalllly give a shit.

No, I think he's just not very bright.
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AdmiralViscen

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Now, who is really trying to be an Icon? I say it's Ichi

Exhibit A:

Keep reaching for the stars, Viscen.  Being a cocksucker got Jinfash iconned, I'm sure it'll work for you too!


Ichirou

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You must be a great person to hang out with.

I dunno, man.  You wanna hang out with me like dcharlie does or something?
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Don Flamenco

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You must be a great person to hang out with.

I dunno, man.  You wanna hang out with me like dcharlie does or something?


NAME DROPPIN'!!! 

Ichirou

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No, not really. I just imagine you as being the type of person to carry really weird grudges against people.

But I digress.

Not really.  It's just the Internet.
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Shino

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Anyone from Evilbore going to E3?
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Shino

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The only thing that will really wow me is that if the main focus of the event isn't waggleware.



I think their main focus this year will be 3DS for the conference.
At the show itself, mostly waggleware I'm sure.

I would like to see a classic controller option for Zelda.
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Ichirou

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I can't wait for the bitter Xfanboy tears if the $150 Natal thing is true.  It'll guarantee that Natal will be DOA.
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