Dear Phoenix Dark,
Your letter has touched our Spanish hearts, and so we have decided to send you the meat of the champion bull Marcelino El Bravo. This bull managed to kill three bullfighters and castrate another before we finally managed to put him down. Because of his amazing strength and virility, we have decided to send you his penis. The view from the hill is that the penis of a champion bull who died in the ring will greatly enhance your sexual prowess. Marcelino El Bravo sired over two-dozen calfs, several of which are expected to grow into great champions themselves.
