People with goatees. Can they be trusted?

[Billy Rygar]

If somebody still has a goatee, or god forbid a soul patch, in this day and age can you trust them?

[Barry Egan]

Absolutely, unequivocally, no. 

[Don Flamenco]

Never trust the larger, jovial guy with a goatee!!!   You know the one I'm talking about!!

[Third]

You're just jealous because you can't grow one. 

[brob]

well, in between the rapes they pay models to have sex with them, and that's kinda cool.

[BlueTsunami]

When I shave after letting my facial hair grow I like to give myself a temp goatee just to see how evil I look with it

[muckhole]

I still have my chin-breard and soulpatch, and you know you can trust me, Cohen.

Anyways, I told you that ether was for stripping paint.

[ferrarimanf355]

No.

And I present to you Spencer Pratt as my defense on my views.

[Madrun Badrun]

I still have my chin-breard and soulpatch, and you know you can trust me, Cohen.

Anyways, I told you that ether was for stripping paint.

I don't know Canadian facial hair rules.

They are the same rules as Demi's mom gives to her customers; anything goes.

[chronovore]

If you watch the old Star Trek series, it's clear that the only way to tell the evil, "dark side" versions of someone is if they have a goatee.

So... no. Muckhole and I have clearly eliminated our "good" counterparts, and you'll just have to deal with it.

Optionally, a sash and/or dagger will accompany the goatee, but with the whole hipster thing going on, I've abandoned the sash after someone asked about my "waist scarf."