Second trailer for hipster movie looks worse than the first

[chronovore]

All Asians look the same to you, SC

In fairness, Aslans look the same to a lot of people. Then again, most people don't meet many lions.

[Saint Cornelius]

There is an Asian girl that I work with whose laugh is identical to Kendra's. I fucking cringe every time I hear it.

[Phoenix Dark]

When I used to ride the bus daily, I'd always run into some bullshit. There was a dude with mouth cancer who's jaw was basically gone, and he'd walk up to you and mumble shit to you, asking for money. Eventually he started wearing a mask over his mouth thankfully.

[Raban]

Is that Crystal Gemini?

[Saint Cornelius]

REDEEMED!

[GilloD]

Ugh. When did Ramona become a Chinese knock off of Juno?

Also, so many things work in the comic because they're metaphors for how we feel and act. Seeing them literalizied is so fucking silly. This is the new Super Mario Bros movie.

[demi]

Would be better if Jonah was the star