Phones should probably have sobriety tests.

[T234]

Or I think at least mine should! 15 calls that I do not remember.

[Bebpo]

they have apps for that.  Make you solve complex math problems before making a call.

[T234]

No apps on my piece of shit LG phone

[BlackMage]

did you talk dirty to any relatives? we have a theme going for this forum now.

[T234]

did you talk dirty to any relatives? we have a theme going for this forum now.

No. Apparently I called Mupepe and Tehjaybo tho, and I have no idea what was said.

[BlackMage]

hopefully they will fill us in!!!

[tehjaybo]

Just that you drank a lot.  That's about it.  Oh yeah, and it was around 5am.

[T234]

Holy shit dude, sorry it was so late.

[BlackMage]

I'm assuming this is how it went down.

tehjaybo: "Hello?"
T234: "Duuude!"
tehjaybo: "What?"
T234: "I drank too much."
tehjaybo: "uh ok hey it's 5am dispshit I'm hanging up."
T234: "I want you inside me..."
tehjaybo: "what?!"

L O S T

[muckhole]

 

[magus]

[Mupepe]

You called me around 3 am on my way back from the club. You first talked to my wife then she handed it to me and we talked about dro and you said you were in the bathroom drunk at a party. And i told you about getting my wife's cousin drunk for the first time that night. Haha