Author Topic: You know you're getting old when... (Read 1263 times)

Fresh Prince · « **on:** June 06, 2010, 01:50:09 AM »

- you don't look forward to meeting new people
- you think compulsory military service would be good for 'young' people
- you realise your (future) children will disappoint you
- yet you want to achieve your dreams through them since your time has passed
- you want to be left alone more and more
:'(

Boogie · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2010, 02:29:56 AM »

damn, you're all depressing an' shit.

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1, 2 and maybe 5,

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Stoney Mason · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2010, 02:31:41 AM »

You wonder why young people are listening to such shitty music.

ManaByte · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2010, 02:35:16 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 06, 2010, 02:31:41 AM

You wonder why young people are listening to such shitty music.

I heard someone blaring Lady Gaga in their car the other day. It sounded like someone with down syndrome trying to sing.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2010, 02:37:33 AM »

I've been at #5 since my early teens $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2010, 02:39:34 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 06, 2010, 01:50:09 AM

- you don't look forward to meeting new people
- you think compulsory military service would be good for 'young' people
- you realise your (future) children will disappoint you
- yet you want to achieve your dreams through them since your time has passed
- you want to be left alone more and more
:'(

i've had every one but the second last one since I was 17. I'm so mature.

Bocsius · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2010, 02:49:53 AM »

Real talk: who would willingly have kids?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2010, 02:59:29 AM »

i have not ruled it out. though i think the more kids the better.

Donono · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2010, 03:15:39 AM »

Quote from: ManaByte on June 06, 2010, 02:35:16 AM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 06, 2010, 02:31:41 AM
You wonder why young people are listening to such shitty music.

I heard someone blaring Lady Gaga in their car the other day. It sounded like someone with down syndrome trying to sing.

LEAVE GAGA ALONE! :'(

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2010, 03:20:49 AM »

maybe it's not getting old but just becoming antisocial and cynical about people in general

Bebpo · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2010, 05:14:54 AM »

When you go to an all ages concert and everyone is 16-18 and you remember when you were 16 and were like "man, what are those old guys doing here??"

Barry Egan · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:39:27 AM »

That list sounds more like "I'm depressed" than "I'm getting old".

Except maybe 2.

Eric P · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2010, 10:29:27 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on June 06, 2010, 05:14:54 AM

When you go to an all ages concert and everyone is 16-18 and you remember when you were 16 and were like "man, what are those old guys doing here??"

ha ha

that happens a lot to me.

i went to a show once where the band was like "we have to cut our set short, because we have to go study for finals"

Akala · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2010, 10:50:48 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on June 06, 2010, 05:14:54 AM

When you go to an all ages concert and everyone is 16-18 and you remember when you were 16 and were like "man, what are those old guys doing here??"

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they were trying to pick up chicks.

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2010, 03:58:10 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on June 06, 2010, 05:14:54 AM

When you go to an all ages concert and everyone is 16-18 and you remember when you were 16 and were like "man, what are those old guys doing here??"

This is why I pretty much only go to 21+ shows. Stupid young kids.

etiolate · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2010, 04:02:15 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 06, 2010, 01:50:09 AM

- you don't look forward to meeting new people
- you think compulsory military service would be good for 'young' people
- you realise your (future) children will disappoint you
- yet you want to achieve your dreams through them since your time has passed
- you want to be left alone more and more
:'(

1 and 5 have been true since i was a kid

And I think my future children will hate me, not disappoint me. I'll be the hippie parent that wants PBS to be the mainstay channel on the TV, IF the TV is even on, and they'll want MTV and bad reality TV and mad capitalism. I'll take the kid to the park instead of putting in another Disney movie. We won't have American cheese. The kid will hate me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2010, 04:06:05 PM »

I just know I'm going to make fun of the music my kids will like.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2010, 04:42:45 PM »

-you realize you can't pull off as many all-nighters as you once could (either for studying or gaming)
-you find yourself cooking significantly more than you once did
-you start hating kids even more than usual

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2010, 04:44:59 PM »

before i was like how sad these parents are trying to live through their children now i'm like if i'm paying for you you better do the fuck what i say.

i'd be a horrible parent.

however i feel better now even though it's back to work today.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2010, 04:49:34 PM »

My wife and I are going to start trying next May.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2010, 04:51:05 PM »

best of luck. i think their worth it, in the end.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2010, 04:51:55 PM »

you can only rub one out twice a day

Bloodwake · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2010, 05:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 06, 2010, 04:51:55 PM

you can only rub one out twice a day

you can only rub one out twice a WEEK

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