Author Topic: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit (Read 5498 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:25:43 PM »

OMFG TAKE IT TO A VET NOW YOU FUCKING MORONMNNNNNN

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:28:15 PM »

i'm mad at you because you didn't regulate your cat properly and now the evilbore news cycle is filled with talk about your cat instead of more important issues like cock pics

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:30:35 PM »

i am sure that radicalized furries forced your cat into eating its vomit, anyhow

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:34:10 PM »

Don't turn any fans on or let any cross-breezes through your house, otherwise you'll have vomit precipitation. Leave the stove off too, lest the vomit precipitation ignite.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:34:39 PM »

so? my cat eats its own balls.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:39:01 PM »

I don't think Randian philosophies apply in socialist california.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:40:58 PM »

pics plz

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:43:07 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 08, 2010, 01:40:08 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 08, 2010, 01:39:01 PM
I don't think Randian philosophies apply in socialist california.
I don't think they apply in the real world at all.

But back to the cat.

Do you have any good cat recipes?

muckhole · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2010, 01:58:23 PM »

Have you considered taking preventative measures to insure against future cat eruptions? Surely you have lots of spare corks at hand.

Reb · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2010, 02:15:42 PM »

It seems your cat has bought the first search result for "cat vomit".

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2010, 02:15:54 PM »

mojo

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2010, 02:16:51 PM »

My cat used to make the most awful noises before she'd throw up a hairball that was about half her length

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2010, 02:18:20 PM »

I propose you dine with your cat and over the course of the meal ask it about what's making it ill.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2010, 02:25:39 PM »

my cat's names are marbles, pickles and doodles

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2010, 02:53:16 PM »

My cat eats too fast, which occasionally causes her to throw up.

drew · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2010, 03:05:49 PM »

ive been scared of cats ever since i was a kid, we had a stray cat that took a liking to us and lived in our backyard but you couldnt pet her anywhere but on top of her head or shed scratch the shit out of you, 2 weekends ago i was at this chicks house watching a movie and one of her cats - chewbacca - took a liking to me and i rubbed him (no beastiality) all over for the rest of the movie, it was the first time i ever petted a cat like that, i even picked him up! /coolstorybro

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2010, 03:12:47 PM »

awwww drew

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2010, 03:46:37 PM »

Quote from: drew on June 08, 2010, 03:05:49 PM

/coolstorybro

fuck I hate it when self-depreciation ruins it for others

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2010, 05:58:12 PM »

There's a guy in Wyoming who has the solution to this entire cat vomit debacle. He's been at Ghengis' door shouting for the entire day, but Ghengis won't listen. If we'd all just use his method of pouring wax into the cat vomit to make it disperse, this whole thing would be over with completely! He's tested it on a cup of motor oil, so we know it works.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:01:21 PM »

stank pussy

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:12:16 PM »

We should probably try to contact James Cameron.

muckhole · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:26:48 PM »

Wow.

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By Alexei Oreskovic Alexei Oreskovic – Thu Jun 3, 3:02 am ET
PALOS VERDES, Calif (Reuters) – Film director and deep-sea explorer James Cameron said on Wednesday that Genghis Cohen turned down his offer to help combat the massive vomit pile spill in the kitchen.

"Over the last few hours I've watched, as we all have, with growing horror and heartache, watching what's happening in the Cohen household and thinking that moron doesn't know what he's doing," Cameron said at the All Fancy Cats conference.

"I'm really, really smart with cats", Cameron said, "and our elegant solution could have been deployed in the neighbour's pool within hours."

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Mr. Cohen, who appeared to have been drinking heavily and wearing only an apron, refused further comment, but was overheard muttering "I'll show that f__ker 3-D." and then began removing said apron.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:28:43 PM »

hahahahahaha!

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2010, 07:28:43 PM »

Quote from: The Business on June 08, 2010, 03:13:17 PM

Man with a collection of bb guns has bad experiences with animals, go figure.

i would never ever shoot an animal!

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except for a dragonfly i shot out of the air, which was pro as fuck

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Robo · « **Reply #25 on:** June 09, 2010, 02:32:27 AM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #26 on:** June 09, 2010, 02:45:43 AM »

mucky

Bloodwake · « **Reply #27 on:** June 09, 2010, 04:52:39 PM »

lmfao.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** June 09, 2010, 04:54:21 PM »

muck

Barry Egan · « **Reply #29 on:** June 09, 2010, 05:01:38 PM »

that last line is golden.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #30 on:** June 09, 2010, 05:34:08 PM »

I just remember that Cohen doesn't let his wife shave. How does he even walk into that house?

Bildi · « **Reply #31 on:** June 09, 2010, 08:25:43 PM »

muckhole

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