That mortal kombat teaser is so fucking stupid
I mean, it's well-filmed, but the attempt at "realism" is pretty cringe-worthy
"He kills them, beheads them, stores the heads in a refrigerator, then when he's hungry...he eats them. Get it? Because he's all crazy and evil and stuff, he eats the heads. That's fucked-up, right? I mean, that's so fucked up it just can't get any more fucked up, it's almost like out of a torture porn movie or some shit. Unless he fucked the mouths on the heads first. That would be more fucked up. He probably does that, too. Think about THAT, dude. Fucks the heads, and eats them. Eats the fucked heads. EEEeeevil."
"And this other dude? He's about twenty different kinds of stupid crazy. All pierced everywhere on his face, and fucked-up lumps on his head. He's all into body modification. That's some crazy spooky fucked up shit you don't see every day. Unless you have the internet and know how to work Google image search. Okay, how about he took some blades and had them surgically implanted in his forearms? No, I guess he's on antibiotics or something so he won't die from infection. Maybe he doesn't need to bend his wrists. I don't know, man, shut the fuck up and look at the pictures. See all that crazy evil? He cuts people's heads off, too. I don't know if he eats the heads. I guess he could. Y'know, if he wanted. Crazy."
"You remember that action movie star, who was all up on the talk shows and posters and action figures and DVDs and Blu Rays and whatever? Had his own video game? Kids dressed as him for Halloween? Yeah, we had him working undercover for us."
