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dcharlie

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It's the UK, bitches
« on: June 09, 2010, 03:14:19 PM »
So far :

Flight was FUCK AWESOME - sat next to some photographer guy who sparked up a conversation. Nice guy, great chat. :thumbsup:

Heathrow still stinks - i mean seriously... it's like they painted the walls and floor with B.O.

Everything is now cheap - even the train was cheap!

Fucking rail staff... i TOLD the guy what train i wanted to get on and he gave me THE WRONG TICKET so , yet again, i got the "you will have to buy a ticket on board, this is the wrong ticket!" the same as i got 3 years ago. Seriously... is this willfully trying to fuck people over? I WANT TO GET ON THE 5:30 train (which has restrictions) "here you go sir, the cheapest ticket that you can't use! Thanks for wasting your money!"  (unless of course i make it to Carlisle without being checked - which is one stop away - oh yeaaaah.)

the "SUPER FAST" wireless that i signed up for on the train? yeah - 56k called... and asked when it will be done whilst drumming its fingers
EVERYONE on the train has a macbook pro and everyone seems to be running win7 on it and , specifically, Outlook calendar. Weird.

Everyone is fat. I mean - seriously. Wtf. UK is now US mini. Vending machines for Ben and Jerry? REALLY? we need tubs of B+J 24/7?

JOIN ME ON MY ADVENTUresSSSSsssSSSsszzzzzzzzz

(WHY AM I HERE FOR TWO WEEKS!? OH MY GOD WTF WAS I THINKING?!)
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Mupepe

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 03:32:21 PM »
don't get stabbed over some ben and jerry's
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Robo

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 03:37:30 PM »
delicious ice cream, watch me as I eat it.
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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 03:39:53 PM »
They have a wooden spoon inside them.
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Eric P

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 03:42:16 PM »
were you issued a knife of do you have to provide your own?
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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 03:52:35 PM »
Why don't we have ice cream vending machines over here? fucking third world shithole.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 04:10:45 PM »
Quote from: dcharlie on June 09, 2010, 03:14:19 PM
Fucking rail staff... i TOLD the guy what train i wanted to get on and he gave me THE WRONG TICKET

Ha ha, even the Brits can't understand a British accent. 
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Brehvolution

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 04:13:48 PM »
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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 04:17:41 PM »
I'm surprised DC didn't post these pictures of his travels yet...

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Here is DC buying a coffee, a few blocks away from the train station. He's clearly still perplexed about the B&J dispenser.


Here is is inquiring about that wrong train ticket, someone is gonna get it!


Finally reaching his destination, time to R&R and chat with friends


And finally here he is saving humanity from a childless future
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Mr. Gundam

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 04:39:41 PM »
Quote from: dcharlie on June 09, 2010, 03:14:19 PM
(HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT SO GOOD WITH BRITAIN)
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Bloodwake

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 04:50:14 PM »
Jesus, I don't even think we have Ben and Jerry's vending machines HERE. The closest thing we have to that would be the occasional vending machine with popsicles and shit, but I don't think those would be as bad as a TUB OF FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 04:55:13 PM »
I've never seen a Ben and Jerry's vending machine. The Blue Bunny machine with the vacuum arm is pretty cool, though.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2010, 05:36:36 PM »
:bow Ben and Jerry's :bow2

I saw on Food Channel that you can get huge buckets of ice cream at the B&J headquarters in Vermont.  I wanna go to there next time I'm in the area.  When I was an undergrad, there used to be a B&J right next to my apartment and I'd make 3-5 visits on free cone day. 
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Mupepe

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2010, 05:42:51 PM »
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Mr. Gundam

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2010, 06:24:14 PM »
Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 09, 2010, 05:36:36 PM
:bow Ben and Jerry's :bow2

I saw on Food Channel that you can get huge buckets of ice cream at the B&J headquarters in Vermont.  I wanna go to there next time I'm in the area.  When I was an undergrad, there used to be a B&J right next to my apartment and I'd make 3-5 visits on free cone day. 

You can get those buckets at any Ben and Jerry's retail location. There's one pretty close to my house and I saw some little kids going crazy on one last summer... it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2010, 06:27:53 PM »
Yeah, but is it freshly made, like in Vermont?
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Fresh Prince

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2010, 06:36:23 PM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 09, 2010, 04:17:41 PM


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Finally reaching his destination, time to R&R and chat with friends


I'm going to have to watch this movie now.
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drew

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2010, 06:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 09, 2010, 03:32:21 PM
don't get stabbed over some ben and jerry's

i would be the king of the chavs with my new knife 8)
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Bloodwake

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2010, 09:15:32 PM »
Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 09, 2010, 06:36:23 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 09, 2010, 04:17:41 PM


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Finally reaching his destination, time to R&R and chat with friends


I'm going to have to watch this movie now.

My favorite movie of the last decade.
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Cormacaroni

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2010, 03:57:39 AM »
So are all these fatties too fat to chase after ice cream trucks now or what? This is rather alarming.
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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2010, 03:59:16 AM »
I'm very confused-- haven't you been in the UK for a few weeks now?   ???
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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2010, 07:58:20 AM »
why don't you pay a cordial visit to EB:s favorite northern town, Cockermouth :drool
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Tauntaun

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2010, 10:22:21 AM »
Quote from: dcharlie on June 09, 2010, 03:14:19 PM
So far :

Flight was FUCK AWESOME - sat next to some photographer guy who sparked up a conversation. Nice guy, great chat. :thumbsup:

Did you put your thumb up his butt?  That's European for goodbye.  :-*
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muckhole

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2010, 05:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Hyoushi on June 10, 2010, 07:58:20 AM
why don't you pay a cordial visit to EB:s favorite northern town, Cockermouth :drool

Jesus!

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Cockermouth (West Lake District, Cumbria. UK)

Cockermouth (Cornwall, UK)

Cockernhoe (nr Luton, UK) *

Cocking (Sussex, UK) *

Cocklett (Nth. Yorkshire, UK) *

Cockpit Hill (Derbyshire, UK) *

Cockplay (Northumberland, UK) *

Cockintake (Staffordshire, UK) *

*checks frequent flyer miles*
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fek

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2010, 06:04:17 PM »
COCKINTAKE
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The Sceneman

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2010, 06:11:11 PM »
Id like to go to the UK, British girls are really easy to pick up
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Brehvolution

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2010, 08:20:11 PM »
UK sure loves the cock.
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Diunx

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2010, 10:06:09 PM »
Why don't you go visit Kosma at Cock, Ireland.
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muckhole

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2010, 07:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Zero Hero on June 10, 2010, 08:20:11 PM
UK sure loves the cock.

It should be noted that both Cocksgag and Cockland (which I presume is like Graceland but for cocks) are located in Ohio.
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Dickie Dee

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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2010, 09:09:52 AM »
You might want have a little foreplay in Dildo, Newfoundland first
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Re: It's the UK, bitches
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2010, 08:04:42 PM »
Quote from: dcharlie on June 09, 2010, 03:14:19 PM
So far :

Flight was FUCK AWESOME - sat next to some photographer guy who sparked up a conversation. Nice guy, great chat. :thumbsup:

Heathrow still stinks - i mean seriously... it's like they painted the walls and floor with B.O.

Everything is now cheap - even the train was cheap!

Fucking rail staff... i TOLD the guy what train i wanted to get on and he gave me THE WRONG TICKET so , yet again, i got the "you will have to buy a ticket on board, this is the wrong ticket!" the same as i got 3 years ago. Seriously... is this willfully trying to fuck people over? I WANT TO GET ON THE 5:30 train (which has restrictions) "here you go sir, the cheapest ticket that you can't use! Thanks for wasting your money!"  (unless of course i make it to Carlisle without being checked - which is one stop away - oh yeaaaah.)

the "SUPER FAST" wireless that i signed up for on the train? yeah - 56k called... and asked when it will be done whilst drumming its fingers
EVERYONE on the train has a macbook pro and everyone seems to be running win7 on it and , specifically, Outlook calendar. Weird.

Everyone is fat. I mean - seriously. Wtf. UK is now US mini. Vending machines for Ben and Jerry? REALLY? we need tubs of B+J 24/7?

JOIN ME ON MY ADVENTUresSSSSsssSSSsszzzzzzzzz

(WHY AM I HERE FOR TWO WEEKS!? OH MY GOD WTF WAS I THINKING?!)

Clearly you've shifted over to the alternate universe in Fringe. You'll need a quantum particle accelerator and Leonard Nimoy to get back.
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