Author Topic: Microsoft E3 Live Stream (Read 49466 times)

Jansen · « **Reply #300 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:37:34 PM »

lol ubisoft wastes no time jumping on the shovelware train

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #301 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:37:53 PM »

I'd do her.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #302 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:37:56 PM »

Wait, why is the hot chick in the same apartment as the black guy. Did he break in

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #303 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:38:15 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:37:34 PM

lol ubisoft wastes no time jumping on the shovelware train

Good ol' Ubisoft.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #304 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:38:20 PM »

Wake me when they show the 360 redesign.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #305 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:38:34 PM »

take it off!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #306 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:39:14 PM »

God, when is the EA conference? I need my Need for Speed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #307 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:39:24 PM »

HOLY SHIT MICROSOFT IS GOING TO KNOW MY GENE SEQUENCE

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #308 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:39:32 PM »

Wii Fit demolished

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #309 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:40:07 PM »

Yeah, this is pretty impressive actually.

Jansen · « **Reply #310 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:40:19 PM »

i can't believe they're dedicating time to this shovelware trash. oh how the mighty have fallen

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #311 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:40:34 PM »

Should have gotten Jillian Michaels instead.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #312 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:40:40 PM »

Of course, some motherfucker douchebag had to come in and ruin the mood.

cool breeze · « **Reply #313 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:40:57 PM »

this is kinda crazy

huckleberry · « **Reply #314 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:42:21 PM »

All the fat fucks who will buy this need to remember that being in front of a tv screen is how they got to be fat fucks in the first place.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:'( I'm a fat fuck

[close]

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #315 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:42:36 PM »

The mockery over at Kotaku is merciless.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #316 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:42:58 PM »

Dude, this shit is some crazy ass shit.

Somebody make a beat em up for this

Shurs · « **Reply #317 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:43:27 PM »

Why does it think her right arm is her left arm? Also, this is laggy as shit.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #318 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:43:33 PM »

This is kinda interesting

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #319 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:43:42 PM »

Wake me up with they start showing more actual games. zzz

E-DuB · « **Reply #320 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:43:58 PM »

Don't forget these games will have dem cheeves, too

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #321 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:44:09 PM »

what the hell is this crap

i come in out of the 92 degree heat here, decide to check this out, and three minutes later i'd rather be back out in the heat $:-\$

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #322 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:44:11 PM »

We get it MS. It's an excercise thing. Let's move it along.

Shurs · « **Reply #323 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:44:16 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:42:58 PM

Dude, this shit is some crazy ass shit.

Somebody make a beat em up for this

It would only work in "bullet time."

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #324 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:44:33 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 02:42:36 PM

The mockery over at Kotaku is merciless.

Why?

Man game bloggers and gaming journous are some jaded virgin fuckheads. Seriously, this shit is money, and i'm not even gonna buy it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #325 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:44:48 PM »

Oh Lord, a Kinect dancing game.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #326 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:44:56 PM »

Thanks for making Just Dance 2, Harmonix!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #327 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:45:04 PM »

Allright, I'm out, might as well catch up afterwards, fuck this shit.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #328 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:45:26 PM »

Bell Biv Devoe bitches!

MS just won E3!!!

cool breeze · « **Reply #329 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:45:30 PM »

ahahaha

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #330 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:45:36 PM »

I also foresee another game people will buy

Himu · « **Reply #331 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:45:49 PM »

Okay, Dance Central is nice

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #332 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:46:14 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 14, 2010, 02:45:56 PM

DUDES:

Dance Central used canned animations or real time tracking?

Looked like canned, but it's hard to tell.

Robo · « **Reply #333 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:46:18 PM »

DANCE CENTRAL

This is hilarious.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #334 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:46:21 PM »

archie4208 · « **Reply #335 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:47:04 PM »

Show Rock Band 3, assholes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #336 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:47:06 PM »

Dance Central, another million seller.

... this forum is going to implode when everyone realizes that WE AREN'T BUYING THIS SHIT.

Shurs · « **Reply #337 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:47:13 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 14, 2010, 02:45:56 PM

DUDES:

Dance Central used canned animations or real time tracking?

She was dancing along with the character. On the right hand side her movements were outlined in white. Once again, it was significantly lagging behind her movements.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #338 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:47:57 PM »

So the demos are done by either Asians or Black people

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #339 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:47:59 PM »

Quote from: Shurs

Once again, it was significantly lagging behind her movements.

True. Lot of very noticeable lag.

Beezy · « **Reply #340 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:48:09 PM »

Thanks a lot Nintendo!

Himu · « **Reply #341 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:48:32 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:47:57 PM

So the demos are done by either Asians or Black people

Why does it matter?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #342 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:48:40 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 14, 2010, 02:46:46 PM

Yeah, I'm out, i can't find a working stream.

G4TV is working great for me.
http://g4tv.com/e32010/pressconference/microsoft/56/

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #343 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:48:44 PM »

Kinect and games, I don't know.

But that exercise thing is a nice exhibition of what this could be. Neat stuff.

cool breeze · « **Reply #344 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:48:55 PM »

AHAHHAHAHAHA

Purple Filth · « **Reply #345 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:49:13 PM »

The only thing left to decide this thing fate is the price.

Should be interesting when they announce it

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #346 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:49:23 PM »

Dance central looks genuinely fun.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #347 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:49:31 PM »

WHITE PEOPLE AIN'T GOT NO RHYTHM

Jansen · « **Reply #348 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:49:47 PM »

not impressive once you realize the animations are canned

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #349 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:49:51 PM »

Nintard likes stupid Kinetic game, Microsoft has hit its target demo!

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #350 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:49:53 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 14, 2010, 02:48:27 PM

Quote from: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:47:13 PM
Quote from: Borys on June 14, 2010, 02:45:56 PM
DUDES:

Dance Central used canned animations or real time tracking?

She was dancing along with the character. On the right hand side her movements were outlined in white. Once again, it was significantly lagging behind her movements.

I mean she could memorize the whole dance before... I am just wondering if I would sit the fuck down on the floor would it show me sitting?

A lot of it seemed very pre-canned to me. I think a lot of this Kinnect stuff is.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #351 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:49:57 PM »

Oh please with the lag bulshit give me a break.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #352 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:50:11 PM »

Show some lightsaber shit, you douchebags.

Robo · « **Reply #353 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:50:19 PM »

This would great to play with a bunch of drunk people.

cubicle47b · « **Reply #354 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:50:21 PM »

difficulty lowered to "white"

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #355 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:50:27 PM »

"So we thought it would be cool to bring back the lean function to first person shooters, along with hand signals to your team and real-time grenade throwing. All of this is done in conjunction with your normal 360 controller using only your head, shoulders, and arms while sitting normally. Check out this outrageous video, see how the grenades go exactly where you aim and how you can lean out as little or as much as you want!"

...

$:-\$

fuck you microsoft

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #356 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:50:31 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:49:51 PM

Nintard likes stupid Kinetic game, Microsoft has hit its target demo!

Fool me once.

Shurs · « **Reply #357 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:50:40 PM »

For the crowd they're trying to attract, those last two games should be huge.

E-DuB · « **Reply #358 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:50:45 PM »

Nov. 4 mark it down guys

Shurs · « **Reply #359 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:51:09 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:49:57 PM

Oh please with the lag bulshit give me a break.

You don't see it?

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Author Topic: Microsoft E3 Live Stream (Read 49466 times)