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« Reply #360 on: June 14, 2010, 02:51:11 PM »
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« Reply #361 on: June 14, 2010, 02:51:14 PM »
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #362 on: June 14, 2010, 02:51:22 PM »
So the demos are done by either Asians or Black people

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White nerd on stage.

Using black-ass hot stud avatar :rofl

Just saw that  :lol


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« Reply #363 on: June 14, 2010, 02:51:35 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #364 on: June 14, 2010, 02:51:40 PM »
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« Reply #365 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:02 PM »
WTF is this shit. It's literally FMV.

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« Reply #366 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:15 PM »
omg the millions of fat jedi kids :lol
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« Reply #367 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:31 PM »
They have guns, why the fuck are they running up to the jedi?

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« Reply #368 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:38 PM »
A REAL GAME?!  :omg
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« Reply #369 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:42 PM »
That was TERRIBLE.  :lol
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« Reply #370 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:43 PM »
on rails star wars game

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« Reply #371 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:45 PM »
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #372 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:50 PM »
Well, that kind of sucked, but it was pretty obvious that was just some quicky mock-up and not a real game.
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #373 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:57 PM »
Whats this slow ass shit.

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« Reply #374 on: June 14, 2010, 02:53:05 PM »
this ain't lightning bolt action
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #375 on: June 14, 2010, 02:53:09 PM »
Nintard likes stupid Kinetic game, Microsoft has hit its target demo! :lol

Thats the only one ive seen that looks good though.
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« Reply #376 on: June 14, 2010, 02:53:55 PM »
God, I hate this imaginary steering wheel nonsense.
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« Reply #377 on: June 14, 2010, 02:54:07 PM »
The Forza thing actually looks kind of neat.
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #378 on: June 14, 2010, 02:54:11 PM »
No man, just no.

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« Reply #379 on: June 14, 2010, 02:54:16 PM »
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« Reply #380 on: June 14, 2010, 02:54:28 PM »
Well, that kind of sucked, but it was pretty obvious that was just some quicky mock-up and not a real game.

Not sure why they showed it then. They could have just as easily put up the logo and just said Star Wars light saber battles is coming.

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« Reply #381 on: June 14, 2010, 02:54:44 PM »
So forza will support kinect?

not surprised honestly

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« Reply #382 on: June 14, 2010, 02:54:57 PM »
With Kinect, you can make your own car commercial! :bow2
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« Reply #383 on: June 14, 2010, 02:55:02 PM »
See, this is a use of Kinect that seems to miss the point.  

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #384 on: June 14, 2010, 02:55:08 PM »
The "looking at cars" thing is stupid though.  :lol
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« Reply #385 on: June 14, 2010, 02:55:35 PM »
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« Reply #386 on: June 14, 2010, 02:55:39 PM »
How do you play this shit? How do you brake? How do you push the gas? Sure, your hands mimic gripping a steering wheel, but how the hell do you play it precisely?

They have not once explained how gaming without feedback or controls remotely works.
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« Reply #387 on: June 14, 2010, 02:56:19 PM »
How do you play this shit? How do you brake? How do you push the gas? Sure, your hands mimic gripping a steering wheel, but how the hell do you play it precisely?

They have not once explained how gaming without feedback or controls remotely works.

dude its a con job. It always was.

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #388 on: June 14, 2010, 02:56:33 PM »
Man i wanna buy this ferrari and drive it in the streets :(

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« Reply #389 on: June 14, 2010, 02:56:37 PM »
that forza shit looks awesome.  

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« Reply #390 on: June 14, 2010, 02:56:48 PM »
Car porn

It only does everything...in car.
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #391 on: June 14, 2010, 02:56:50 PM »
Stupid G4 chat bar killed Chrome. :maf
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #392 on: June 14, 2010, 02:57:12 PM »
show the final big surprise

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #393 on: June 14, 2010, 02:57:13 PM »
forza 4 to be released before GT5 CONFIRMED

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« Reply #394 on: June 14, 2010, 02:57:27 PM »
FORZA IN 2011 SUCK IT FUCK FACES OMG I'M CUMMING FORZA FORZA FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #395 on: June 14, 2010, 02:57:27 PM »
This guy is drunk
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #396 on: June 14, 2010, 02:57:47 PM »
No Crackdown 2?

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #397 on: June 14, 2010, 02:57:57 PM »
So forza will support kinect?

not surprised honestly

But it does it in HD and at 60frames.

Boom.



But forza (starting from 2) is already HD and 60....

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« Reply #398 on: June 14, 2010, 02:58:08 PM »
big surprise is kinect is free to all existing 360 owners.

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #399 on: June 14, 2010, 02:58:16 PM »
Looks like a crappy PC tower.
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« Reply #400 on: June 14, 2010, 02:58:26 PM »
Head tracking is the first useful thing I've seen.  But only if they use a normal controller for the actual driving.

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« Reply #401 on: June 14, 2010, 02:58:50 PM »
Built in wi-fi means I'm getting a 360.

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« Reply #402 on: June 14, 2010, 02:59:05 PM »
yeah, not much slimmer

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #403 on: June 14, 2010, 02:59:17 PM »
Saturn launch 2.0
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« Reply #404 on: June 14, 2010, 02:59:26 PM »
Slim revealed

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« Reply #405 on: June 14, 2010, 02:59:36 PM »
Fuck, i want one now.

SHIT. OH SHIT IM BUYING ONE THIS MONTH

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« Reply #406 on: June 14, 2010, 02:59:53 PM »
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING WAITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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« Reply #407 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:07 PM »
Paying off the audience after an underwhelming show.

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« Reply #408 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:13 PM »
How is that a slim?

It looks it has the same dimensions as the old one :lol

Are you on crack?
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #409 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:19 PM »
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING WAITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #410 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:24 PM »
Does this guy think he's Oprah or something?
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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #411 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:28 PM »
MS just pulled an Oprah

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Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #412 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:40 PM »
LAME

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« Reply #413 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:44 PM »
Wait, so that's it? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
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« Reply #414 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:48 PM »
is that it? it's over?

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« Reply #415 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:51 PM »
 :lol That was one of the worst conferences I've ever seen
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« Reply #416 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:54 PM »
I was only expecting wireless-g built in, but wireless-n? At the same price? And it hits later this week? Cool.  8)
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« Reply #417 on: June 14, 2010, 03:00:58 PM »
for once MS did a good job of keeping a secret.  usually pics and every detail is leaked from them.  

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« Reply #418 on: June 14, 2010, 03:01:03 PM »
Saturn launch 2.0

I was thinking the same thing :lol

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« Reply #419 on: June 14, 2010, 03:01:11 PM »
Damn, I should have taken the invite to E3. :(
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