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Barry Egan

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #60 on: June 14, 2010, 08:16:01 PM »
poor horsey  :'(

Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #61 on: June 14, 2010, 08:17:56 PM »
AC:B looks awesome, but I really don't want this turning into a yearly update series that becomes utter crap.
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #62 on: June 14, 2010, 08:19:00 PM »
OMG HE THREW IT

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #63 on: June 14, 2010, 08:19:21 PM »
axe throw was sick
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #64 on: June 14, 2010, 08:20:28 PM »
Nice Game Demo

Joel McHale is fucking awful.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #65 on: June 14, 2010, 08:20:45 PM »
I was pretty down on this game but this is looking good.  Will maybe buy it.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #66 on: June 14, 2010, 08:20:54 PM »
Is that the guy from community?

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #67 on: June 14, 2010, 08:21:05 PM »
that looked pretty damned cool to me
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #68 on: June 14, 2010, 08:21:21 PM »
McHale is so funny on The Soup, but he bombed last year and is already bombing this year.
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #69 on: June 14, 2010, 08:22:27 PM »
uh... ok... skateboarding... yah...
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #70 on: June 14, 2010, 08:22:32 PM »
So I'm thinking this is a skateboarding game.
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #71 on: June 14, 2010, 08:22:38 PM »
ubisoft: stop getting celebrities for these things, they're out of place and feel uncomfortable doing it anyway

and joel mchale is super funny, stfu nubs
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Stoney Mason

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #72 on: June 14, 2010, 08:22:49 PM »
Worst Voice guy ever.

cool breeze

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #73 on: June 14, 2010, 08:23:02 PM »
some are some tight pants

TripleA

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #74 on: June 14, 2010, 08:23:11 PM »
oh god not this douche again

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #75 on: June 14, 2010, 08:23:21 PM »
They got the talk soup guy again? That guy isn't even remotely funny.
I liked him on community but he's hella awkward on stage reading off a teleprompter.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #76 on: June 14, 2010, 08:23:36 PM »
Rez2 looks cool.  Assassins creed 3 looks like shit.  Multiplayer :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #77 on: June 14, 2010, 08:24:35 PM »
Just fucking show the game. Nobody wants to hear this shit.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #78 on: June 14, 2010, 08:24:57 PM »
Rez2 looks cool.  Assassins creed 3 looks like shit.  Multiplayer :lol :lol :lol
I don't think it's versus, likely just time trials or co-op missions (probably with the option to play with ai).
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #79 on: June 14, 2010, 08:25:07 PM »
Thankfully that gray box is blocking Shaun White's face during most of this.
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #80 on: June 14, 2010, 08:26:03 PM »
what are these white cubes?

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #81 on: June 14, 2010, 08:26:48 PM »
shaun white is a douche.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #82 on: June 14, 2010, 08:27:38 PM »
Oh god...
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #83 on: June 14, 2010, 08:28:00 PM »
oh that looks awful
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #84 on: June 14, 2010, 08:28:05 PM »
Oh my god.....
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Barry Egan

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #85 on: June 14, 2010, 08:28:22 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #86 on: June 14, 2010, 08:28:40 PM »
Seems to have copied Skate's analog  controls.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #87 on: June 14, 2010, 08:29:14 PM »
THE MAN IS SUPPRESSING OR OPPRESSING OUR COLORS DUDE WE GOTTA SKATE ALL THE COLORS BACK
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #88 on: June 14, 2010, 08:29:18 PM »
did he just fucking fly
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cool breeze

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #89 on: June 14, 2010, 08:29:34 PM »
what the fuck is this


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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #90 on: June 14, 2010, 08:29:41 PM »
this looks distinguished mentally-challenged yet awesome.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #91 on: June 14, 2010, 08:29:56 PM »
no, just distinguished mentally-challenged
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #92 on: June 14, 2010, 08:31:00 PM »
I don't get it

why is he flying
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #93 on: June 14, 2010, 08:31:38 PM »
can you blame mchale for sucking?  he has to feign interest in this shit
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #94 on: June 14, 2010, 08:31:45 PM »
Thank you Shaun White for all the pretty color.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #95 on: June 14, 2010, 08:32:21 PM »
littlebigstoner
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #96 on: June 14, 2010, 08:32:31 PM »
after the credits this game reveals that you were actually some dude on an acid trip found hugging a skateboard

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #97 on: June 14, 2010, 08:32:59 PM »
sweet brahs i bought this videogame that's all about fighting oppression that only cost $20 million to make

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #98 on: June 14, 2010, 08:33:11 PM »
Nobody wants this shit Ubisoft.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #99 on: June 14, 2010, 08:33:30 PM »
The armadillo.

I swear all these skatboarding moves look exactly the fucking same to me.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #100 on: June 14, 2010, 08:33:43 PM »
no, just distinguished mentally-challenged
I don't know, it seems like it encourages exploration.  The actual gameplay looks like a really simplified version of Skate so that's the biggest problem for me.

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #101 on: June 14, 2010, 08:34:00 PM »
corporations really suck, man

btw my check was late this week, chop-chop fuckers, don't let it happen again
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #102 on: June 14, 2010, 08:34:54 PM »
oh.

my.

god.

Stoney Mason

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #103 on: June 14, 2010, 08:34:56 PM »
Fucking kill me now please.

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #104 on: June 14, 2010, 08:35:00 PM »
I smell something stupid coming.
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cool breeze

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #105 on: June 14, 2010, 08:35:05 PM »
what in the world

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #106 on: June 14, 2010, 08:35:08 PM »
This is so embarrassing

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #107 on: June 14, 2010, 08:35:12 PM »
the expression-less press in the crowd really make this.
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WrikaWrek

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #108 on: June 14, 2010, 08:35:19 PM »
 :spitzer

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #109 on: June 14, 2010, 08:35:24 PM »
lasertag, coming straight to you from 1998

where the hell is jarosh
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #110 on: June 14, 2010, 08:35:29 PM »
Wha?

Child of Eden was brilliant, and now this shit.
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #111 on: June 14, 2010, 08:35:54 PM »
lasertag, coming straight to you from 1988

Fixed.
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #112 on: June 14, 2010, 08:36:03 PM »

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #113 on: June 14, 2010, 08:36:07 PM »
I have not been waiting for that!

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #114 on: June 14, 2010, 08:36:16 PM »
Lazer Tag redux
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WrikaWrek

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #115 on: June 14, 2010, 08:36:36 PM »
Da fuck is this

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #116 on: June 14, 2010, 08:36:55 PM »
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #117 on: June 14, 2010, 08:37:03 PM »
mchale's going off-script a bit and taking the piss, he knows this is stupid as all fuck
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #118 on: June 14, 2010, 08:37:08 PM »
Is this even a videogame?
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Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
« Reply #119 on: June 14, 2010, 08:37:14 PM »
It's deathmatch that you can't pause or play online.