Author Topic: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream (Read 11580 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #120 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:37:28 PM »

Looks like a Kinect "game."

The Kinect is up there on the stage.

Jansen · « **Reply #121 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:37:39 PM »

UBISOFT IS BRINGING LAZERTAG BACK OMG

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #122 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 14, 2010, 08:37:35 PM

So, is the Microsoft presser still terrible? Because I'd love for them to cut back to that at ANY TIME.

Ubisoft's conference should've been Mizuguchi playing Child of Eden for an hour.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #123 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:38:26 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 14, 2010, 08:37:14 PM

It's deathmatch that you can't pause or play online.

That's because it real man! It's no longer just a game! It's fucking real life!!

TripleA · « **Reply #124 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:38:30 PM »

Useless with a motherfucking U.

cool breeze · « **Reply #125 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:38:32 PM »

drag James Cameron out

anything but this

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #126 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:38:39 PM »

I blame nintendo

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #127 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:38:57 PM »

what is the name of this travesty

i have an idea

HUMILIATION, LIVE!™

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #128 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:39:06 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

demi · « **Reply #129 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:39:18 PM »

btw Shaun White skateboarding is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #130 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:39:25 PM »

The Kinect unit is up there... please don't be a Kinect game... this is sad.

Bebpo · « **Reply #131 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:39:33 PM »

As much as this is lololol for us gamers.

I have to admit if I could do LASER TAG with friends in our backyards when I was a kid it would have been pretty neat. Still wouldn't be as cool as doing it at actual laser tag places with the smoke effects and tron-lighting.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #132 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:39:37 PM »

THAT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE TO ME

Barry Egan · « **Reply #133 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:39:53 PM »

GOD YES. E3 <33333

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #134 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:40:15 PM »

Is this for the PC? What the fuck is it?

cool breeze · « **Reply #135 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:40:26 PM »

next killer app from ubisoft: paper and a pencil to write shit down

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #136 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:40:31 PM »

demi · « **Reply #137 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:40:49 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:40:15 PM

Is this for the PC? What the fuck is it?

PC exclusive

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #138 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:41:10 PM »

it's paintball without the welts or fun, and it keeps track of your score on the computer because paper and pencil is way too complex

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #139 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 14, 2010, 08:40:26 PM

next killer app from ubisoft: paper and a pencil to write shit down

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #140 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:41:23 PM »

Here comes the hippie shit

demi · « **Reply #141 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:41:32 PM »

Now we have a fucking tomato on the stage

brawndolicious · « **Reply #142 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:41:36 PM »

It's pink with a dick!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #143 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:41:39 PM »

What the fuck at this dude

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #144 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:41:44 PM »

Well. This clearly looks better!

Jansen · « **Reply #145 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:41:55 PM »

wow this host is a megadouche

cool breeze · « **Reply #146 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:42:05 PM »

what year is this? what am I watching?

demi · « **Reply #147 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:42:19 PM »

OH GOD ITS WII SENSOR

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #148 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:42:24 PM »

Ubi ejaculated prematurely with Eden and AC.

Ghost Recon please!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #149 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:42:32 PM »

"let me show you how the magic works"

many a bad date has culminated with those very words from my lips

TripleA · « **Reply #150 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:42:43 PM »

A vitality sensor ripoff

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #151 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:42:58 PM »

what is this I don't

cool breeze · « **Reply #152 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:43:01 PM »

it's the fucking vitality sensor

show me homing bullets and shit in ghost future warrior

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #153 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:43:18 PM »

McHale just gave this awesome WTF bored face look. I couldn't get a screen cap done fast enough though.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #154 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:43:46 PM »

This must have cost $20 bucks to make.

demi · « **Reply #155 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:44:10 PM »

Another PC exclusive!!!!!!!!!!

TripleA · « **Reply #156 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:44:27 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 14, 2010, 08:43:46 PM

This must have cost -$2 bucks to make.

Fixed.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #157 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:44:42 PM »

You can level up anywhere you want.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #158 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:44:46 PM »

what a load of earth mother crystal rubbing horseshit, someone douse this guy in patchouli and set him on fire

Barry Egan · « **Reply #159 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:45:08 PM »

"that sounds awesome"

\
( O___O )

brawndolicious · « **Reply #160 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:45:26 PM »

This isn't a video game, this is snake oil.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #161 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:46:18 PM »

do you think ubisoft will still exist by 2015

because i don't

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #162 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:46:55 PM »

Why do I have a feeling that sometime next year I'm going to have to hook myself up to an EKG to play a fucking game?

Bebpo · « **Reply #163 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:47:06 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:46:18 PM

do you think casual gaming will still exist by 2012

fixed

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #164 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:47:20 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:46:18 PM

do you think ubisoft will still exist by 2015

because i don't

EA already owns a certain percentage of them. Most people feel one day they will be able to just buy them out.

cool breeze · « **Reply #165 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:47:25 PM »

now I understand why all those people left ubisoft

demi · « **Reply #166 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:47:28 PM »

"PC gaming will never have this"

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #167 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:47:35 PM »

Alright, I seriously don't want to hear any bitching about Nintendo's conference tomorrow after this (relatively). This shit's is BEYOND Nintendo-stupid

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #168 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:47:54 PM »

looks like they all took a field trip to india last year

Barry Egan · « **Reply #169 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:48:20 PM »

The player is a design pillar

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #170 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:48:42 PM »

Oh good. Kinect BS.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #171 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:48:47 PM »

I think the only way a male can get hired at Ubisoft is by having a bad haircut or awesome facial hair.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #172 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:49:19 PM »

I once saw a porn that started off like that

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #173 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:49:26 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:47:28 PM

"PC gaming will never have this"

they can keep all this shit, and their required online connection just to play single player games

what a turd company

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #174 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:49:38 PM »

oh man

TripleA · « **Reply #175 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:49:53 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #176 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:50:27 PM »

people are so going to kick each other in the face playing that soccer game.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #177 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:50:35 PM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #178 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:50:40 PM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #179 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:50:43 PM »

glad X360 is still getting exclusives

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