Ubisoft E3 Live Stream

[Stoney Mason]

I wish they had just played the beat it video of MJ.

[Eel O'Brian]

joe needs some fresh kids to whip

SO GLAD i decided to stick around until the end

[Don Flamenco]

wait what was that???

Joel mchale going for the best drink of his life

[demi]

uh................ what the fuck was that?

[Stoney Mason]

is this even a game?

Probably Just Dance the MJ version eventually.

[cool breeze]

that wasn't even a game  
 
 :munch

[brawndolicious]

it probably uses kinect.  I wonder if it shows you as black or white michael jackson.

[Bebpo]

Ubisoft in 2010 and the future

BG&E2 - dead
I am Alive - dead
AC - creator quit, franchise run to the ground soon enough
Driver - no one cares
Ghost Recon - lol, another franchise destroyed
Casual games - lol

Yeahhhhh, they're fucked.

[Don Flamenco]

 :usavich

[cool breeze]

all they did was throw their dick on the table and say "we got the Michael Jackson license"

[Enl]

The raping of Jackson's corpse was so last year.

[Eel O'Brian]

"games you can feel"

"michael jackson game"

autojoke generator output nearing speed of sound

[demi]

Ghost Recon - lol, another franchise destroyed

wrong, go back to playing shitty obsidian games, thanks

[TripleA]

uh................ what the fuck was that?

Michael Jackson being milked to after death.

Weird how there was no other information, I wonder if we'll learn more tomorrow...

[brawndolicious]

I don't think they did anything with the MJ game beyond hiring a couple dancers.  They didn't even explain the concept.

[Bebpo]

Ghost Recon - lol, another franchise destroyed

wrong, go back to playing shitty obsidian games, thanks

Ghost Recon looked as bad as the screens have been.  
Worse than MGS4 graphics
lololol stealth
Ubisoft signature autoplay gaming

The only thing it has going for it is 4p coop campaign, but it's not like a million other games don't do that these days already.

[brawndolicious]

I thought the graphics were fine in the GR game.  Especially lighting and animation.  I also really loved all the new technosexual gadget shit you can do.

[demi]

Worse than MGS4 graphics
lololol stealth

> Alpha Protocol


bye

[Don Flamenco]

Day 1 of E3-- not a single exciting thing to look forward to in the world of gaming so far.

[Eel O'Brian]

Well, to be fair, we already knew about most of the good stuff for this year going into it.

[iconoclast]

Ubisoft in 2010 and the future

BG&E2 - dead
I am Alive - dead
AC - creator quit, franchise run to the ground soon enough
Driver - no one cares
Ghost Recon - lol, another franchise destroyed
Casual games - lol

Yeahhhhh, they're fucked.

bububu Rayman HD

[Stoney Mason]

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[brawndolicious]

Personally, I think I'm definitely going to like the new Assassin's Creed, Ghost Recon, and Child of Eden.  Couldn't really care about anything else.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

The Shootermania/Questmania thing has the possibility of being pretty awesome if Trackmania is anything to go by, but it's a hell of a lot easier to make a crazy track than it is to make a decent shooter or RPG.

Mildly optimistic about this.

[brawndolicious]

They'll probably have a basic frame you can choose to build on for shootmania/questmania but I'm skeptical of those until we actually see something demoed.

[drew]

didnt watch it

any new rainbow six games announced?

[brawndolicious]

didnt watch it

any new rainbow six games announced?

no but they showed the new ghost recon.

[Bloodwake]

Wow, I can't even believe how horrible it is this year.

It's like they have to top how fucking bad last year was.

I used to watch E3 and get excited about what games were coming out. Last year I didn't watch E3 and I managed to be MORE excited about games. I think I'm just going to do that from now on.

[cool breeze]

E3 is laughing at your hobby committing seppuku

then seeing Rayman Origins and getting excited that there is A video game that looks cool 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

But still......it's Rayman.

Maybe I'm alone in this around here, but for me Rayman has always been such a lame series.  It always looked brilliant but in the end....eh.  Even Rayman 2 on the DC left me cold.

[Barry Egan]

People watching E3 for the videogames are missing out.

[chronovore]

Far Cry 3? oh wait, that guy left
New Rayman or Beyond Good and Evil? oh wait, that guy left
Real new Assassin's Creed? oh wait, that guy left

uh, Red Steel 3? I still haven't played 2

Children of Eden (Rez 2) is ubisoft I think

ANCEL

OMG

this isn't BG&E2! fuck off!

rayman!!!!!!!

Rayman holy shit

Rayman is looking good

that looked fucking awesome

Rayman

Michel Ancel

nevermind

Rayman is cool too

...

now show beyond good and evil 2

Sorry, Linkzg -- what was that? I couldn't quite hear you over the sound of YOU BEING ENTIRELY WRONG.

[Joe Molotov]

People watching E3 for the videogames are missing out.

Everybody knows it for the lulz.

[duckman2000]

Ghost Recon certainly looks terrible.

[brawndolicious]

Ghost Recon certainly looks terrible.

It looks like it plays like splinter cell mixed with gears sort of.  I thought it looked like a lot of fun but I can see why ghost recon fanboys would be upset.

[duckman2000]

It just looks terrible all around. Shitty performance, comically shitty enemy A.I., and what at least appears to be shitty gunplay. And don't give me "it's early" shit, this is Ubi, shit doesn't improve much over time with Clancy games. Looks about as appealing as Shadow Ops Red Mercury.

[brawndolicious]

I didn't notice any tearing or lag but that was on a live stream so I dunno.  The AI didn't seem dumb to me, just blind.

[ManaByte]

The MJ game IS a Kinect/Move thing. 

[naff]

Innergy should be shown at CES or some other expo, basically computer aided meditation. I don't disbelieve it can alleviate stress but seems a bit weird for E3, then again I guess the techno types are their demographic. I got no problem with stuff like that though, in fact I think software like that is cool. MJ dance games on the other hand 

Anyway, hyped for Child of Eden and Rayman. AC:B and GR not so much. AC1 was lame, AC2 grabbed me a little more but still super repetitive and eventually just boring.

[maxy]

Watched some Ghost Recon footage and

It looks fine,what where people expecting?

I like sneaking,cloaking and killing enemies silently...hot

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

If you saw that Ghost Recon trailer that's been floating around for months, the new GR footage shouldn't have been a shock for anyone.  It's pretty much exactly as advertised.  Still not interested in it though.

[cool breeze]

Far Cry 3? oh wait, that guy left
New Rayman or Beyond Good and Evil? oh wait, that guy left
Real new Assassin's Creed? oh wait, that guy left

uh, Red Steel 3? I still haven't played 2

Children of Eden (Rez 2) is ubisoft I think

ANCEL

OMG

this isn't BG&E2! fuck off!

rayman!!!!!!!

Rayman holy shit

Rayman is looking good

that looked fucking awesome

Rayman

Michel Ancel

nevermind

Rayman is cool too

...

now show beyond good and evil 2

Sorry, Linkzg -- what was that? I couldn't quite hear you over the sound of YOU BEING ENTIRELY WRONG.

buddy, that sound is the vuvuzela of my life.

[WrikaWrek]

Driver looks so dated, damn

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Like I said, the entire Driver series has seemed dated and redundant ever since GTA3 was released.  Driver back in 1999 was mindblowing, now it's like who really gives a fuck.  They need to let this one go out to pasture.

[cool breeze]

Like I said, the entire Driver series has seemed dated and redundant ever since GTA3 was released.  Driver back in 1999 was mindblowing, now it's like who really gives a fuck.  They need to let this one go out to pasture.

The fact that Driver 3 aped GTA pretty much proves that

[brob]

Why didn't I stay up for this?! All the fun I missed out on... :'(

[Saint Cornelius]

Even Rayman 2 on the DC left me cold.

Oh, jesus. You lack a soul if Rayman 2 on the DC didn't awe you.

Even the hidden four-player game was the shit!

[WrikaWrek]

Like I said, the entire Driver series has seemed dated and redundant ever since GTA3 was released.  Driver back in 1999 was mindblowing, now it's like who really gives a fuck.  They need to let this one go out to pasture.

I just don't understand why they don't embrace the movie like aspect of what Driver was.

[chronovore]

Sorry, Linkzg -- what was that? I couldn't quite hear you over the sound of YOU BEING ENTIRELY WRONG.

buddy, that sound is the vuvuzela of my life.

Christ, I hadda look that up, and then I laughed so hard I nearly snorted. Thanks for that!