Nintendo E3 Live Stream

[Jansen]

another terrible conference down. only one more to go!

the good - donkey kong returns, 3DS

the bad - everything else

[Purple Filth]

Very nice


Only Sony is left 


Ninty set up a huge hurdle, now we will see how far Sony can go.

[Mr. Gundam]

Alright Mr. Gundam.  Time to give us your report.

Huh? I can't see anything, I'm just reading your comments.

I thought you were there.

I'm at work in South King County!

[Yeti]

I wonder how much it will cost, Nintendo rarely feel the need to overcharge for their products.

Yeah, that's why they don't have a greatest hits line for the Wii and games like Smash Bros. and Super Paper Mario are still $50 

[cool breeze]

miyamoto sama is talking about the 3ds-sama on the nintendo stream

hot gay subtext between him and iwata

[maxy]

Tech difficulties aside, that was an amazing presentation. It looks like a great year to have a Wii.

Zelda is launching next year

[TripleA]

There were some really dull moments and some bad moments, but it was better than Microsoft's conference at least. They actually showed off more than two interesting games.

It wasn't difficult to top Microsoft's conference, Nintendo simply had to attend to do so.

[Third]

another terrible conference down. only one more to go!

the good - donkey kong returns, 3DS

the bad - everything else

Basically.

[Oblivion]

Welp, seems Nintendo won E3 as usual.

[Eel O'Brian]

i like cammy, she seems nice and she speaks proper english, unlike all that onstage gobbledygook i just had to decipher

[The Fake Shemp]

maxy hit the nail on the head.

Kid Icarus was the only 3DS title shown. It looked, uh, okay I guess. The Wii stuff was pretty terrible. 2.5D platformers have become Ninty's dudebro shooters.

[BlueTsunami]

Oh and Kid Icarus looked like shit

Sub Xbox graffix

[Mr. Gundam]

So was the Metal Gear Solid 3DS thing the final Kojima announcement? Kinda doubt it.

[Don Flamenco]

No launch date or price.  hmmmm....

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

As crappy as I thought the games were, at least it didn't have Kinect there fucking shit up.  The 3DS alone makes it better than the MS conference.

Still, I'd much rather play Gears 3 than anything shown there.

[bork]

Only one game shown and crappy graphics(low poly crap)



No price
No release date

meh

Girls

This.  I don't see how everyone can get all hyped up when they didn't show jack shit.  I'm disappointed that only a PSP-level visuals Kid Icarus was shown (and ruined with horrible voice acting).  But I'm glad to see that there are some big-name titles in the works.

[The Fake Shemp]

So was the Metal Gear Solid 3DS thing the final Kojima announcement? Kinda doubt it.

It said Metal Gear Solid franchise, so I don't think it'll necessarily be a mainline title.

[Eel O'Brian]

Tech difficulties aside, that was an amazing presentation. It looks like a great year to have a Wii.

yesterday he was all "noticeable lag," "look at the lag," "i don't see how you can't notice that lag"  and today he's all "tech problems aside"

[Smooth Groove]

i like cammy, she seems nice and she speaks proper english, unlike all that onstage gobbledygook i just had to decipher

Racist Southern trash!

[TripleA]

another terrible conference down. only one more to go!

the good - donkey kong returns, 3DS

the bad - everything else

Everything they showed was rock solid 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Alright Mr. Gundam.  Time to give us your report.

Huh? I can't see anything, I'm just reading your comments.

I thought you were there.

I'm at work in South King County!

Nevermind then.

[Enl]

maxy hit the nail on the head.

Kid Icarus was the only 3DS title shown. It looked, uh, okay I guess. The Wii stuff was pretty terrible. 2.5D platformers have become Ninty's dudebro shooters.

Actually I think they briefly showed the Mario 3DS game in their commercial as well.

[The Fake Shemp]

Zelda?

Kirby?

Epic Mickey? Zzzzz

Metroid?

[The Fake Shemp]

Actually I think they briefly showed the Mario 3DS game in their commercial as well.

That was not the Mario 3DS game, you goober.

[Eel O'Brian]

i like cammy, she seems nice and she speaks proper english, unlike all that onstage gobbledygook i just had to decipher

Racist Southern trash!

i am not racist

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

they didn't show 3DS specs huh?

Tegra

[Eel O'Brian]

stripped down tegra, "the teg"

[Third]

they didn't show 3DS specs huh?

Tegra

Going by Icarus alone, it's less powerul than the PSP.

[Purple Filth]

Time for sony fans to kill some pigs and shit to make the conference good.


Can't wait 

[maxy]

maxy hit the nail on the head.

Kid Icarus was the only 3DS title shown. It looked, uh, okay I guess. The Wii stuff was pretty terrible. 2.5D platformers have become Ninty's dudebro shooters.

Jesus maxy is an Xbot with agenda.

Don't mind his posts!

Yeah sure,polish nerd,what did you see about 3DS?

Looks almost the same as DS,some crappy looking title shown and bunch of PR hype

Show hardware specs,price and date...very simple

[Robo]

another terrible conference down. only one more to go!

the good - donkey kong returns, 3DS

the bad - everything else

This.  And even then it's difficult to get excited for the 3DS without actually being able to see it first-hand.  I can only speculate that it's pretty neat, but I'm not exactly convinced by this distinguished mentally-challenged PR drivel.

[TripleA]

Zelda?

Kirby?

Epic Mickey? Zzzzz

Metroid?

I can understand having disinterest in their first-party stuff, but Epic Mickey looked incredible.

[Oblivion]

People shouldn't be too worried about Zelda. No way Nintendo will release a game with shitty controls. TP vastly improved since the E3 is was playable up to release.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

they didn't show 3DS specs huh?

That Icarus video alone made it seem PSP-esque.  I think that's all we really need to know outside of the 3D screen.

[tiesto]

maxy hit the nail on the head.

Kid Icarus was the only 3DS title shown. It looked, uh, okay I guess. The Wii stuff was pretty terrible. 2.5D platformers have become Ninty's dudebro shooters.

There's what, 3.5 (I guess you can count Epic Mickey as a half) 2.5D platformers... compared to like a million dudebro shooters?

Thought it was a great conference, aside from Just Dance, Goldeneye and troubles with Zelda. Good attempt at interesting the "lapsed gamer".

[Mr. Gundam]

someone start the SONY thread

Done.

[Don Flamenco]

i don't think we know how powerful it is from the first trailer for the first game alone.  

[SantaC]

metroid looked good imo

[Eel O'Brian]

on the website they are talking about the 3DS and it's just people sitting in a white room

man, this 3D stuff is amazing, let's just sit here and talk

[Enl]

Actually I think they briefly showed the Mario 3DS game in their commercial as well.

That was not the Mario 3DS game, you goober.

Was just refering to the 3DS looking shot of Bowser coming throwing the floor. Didn't recognize that from any of the other games.

[Don Flamenco]

wouldn't that be crazy if Miyamoto and Iwata started making out and then get naked and start having buttsex right in the middle of this video?

[TripleA]

maxy hit the nail on the head.

Kid Icarus was the only 3DS title shown. It looked, uh, okay I guess. The Wii stuff was pretty terrible. 2.5D platformers have become Ninty's dudebro shooters.

Jesus maxy is an Xbot with agenda.

Don't mind his posts!

Yeah sure,polish nerd,what did you see about 3DS?

Looks almost the same as DS,some crappy looking title shown and bunch of PR hype

Show hardware specs,price and date...very simple

Speaking of price, how much does the EyeToy 1.5 Kinect cost?

I hear it's not going to be affordable 

[fistfulofmetal]

Metroid was the only interesting thing shown.

[TripleA]

wouldn't that be crazy if Miyamoto and Iwata started making out and then get naked and start having buttsex right in the middle of this video?

I'm not gay but that sounds interesting.

[Third]

Who is Ruzbeh?

Ruzbehs avatar

Willco if that wasnt Mario 3ds what was it then?

A fellow dutchie.
 
Ruzbeh

[TripleA]

Metroid was the only interesting thing shown.

Totally agree.

Everything else was just Kinect ripoffs, I mean, Kongs of War??? Mickey Reach??

[Eel O'Brian]

wouldn't that be crazy if Miyamoto and Iwata started making out and then get naked and start having buttsex right in the middle of this video?

*put your glasses on now* flashes onscreen

[TripleA]

Just woke up. So the 3DS is as powerful as a gamecube right? Or is it as powerful as the PS3?

The graphics look nowhere near the Ps3, I kept telling people not to expect Ps3-like graphics but did they listen nooooo...

[Enl]

Just woke up. So the 3DS is as powerful as a gamecube right? Or is it as powerful as the PS3?

Seems to be par with the PSP at least. Its first generation title Kid Icarus is looking better than most of PSP's first year titles if that means anything.

[TripleA]

I think we can all agree Microsoft's conference looks like moist ass cheeks in comparison to Nintendo's.

[demi]

Donkey Kong nees the following:

- K. Rool and such
- World Map navigation


Basically make it like the SNES games period

[Tristam]

People shouldn't be too worried about Zelda. No way Nintendo will release a game with shitty controls. TP vastly improved since the E3 is was playable up to release.

I'm going to go ahead and--gasp--agree with Oblivion on Zelda. You guys seriously think that they'd demo the game live if the controls were really that bad?  

And they even managed an art style that Oblivion and I can both agree upon. I think.

As for the rest of the conference, 3DS seems intuitively cool and interesting but I don't know how much it will actually benefit games. I'm just thinking about what Ebert said regarding 3D film. Kid Icarus looked interesting, but why the fuck did they bring in the Sonic and Shitty Friends voice actors?

DKC Returns looked fucking hot I thought. Not sold on Metroid because of the wonky perspective switching, but it's looking a lot better.

[Shurs]

Tech difficulties aside, that was an amazing presentation. It looks like a great year to have a Wii.

Zelda is launching next year

I know. But with Epic Mickey, Kirby, Donkey Kong and Metroid in addition to Mario Galaxy 2, it's a pretty good lineup.

[Purple Filth]

So, do I buy one?

Just woke up. So the 3DS is as powerful as a gamecube right? Or is it as powerful as the PS3?

The graphics look nowhere near the Ps3, I kept telling people not to expect Ps3-like graphics but did they listen nooooo...

But those guys on neogaf SAID.

Not sure if Serious

[demi]

So, do I buy one?

They showed Kingdom Hearts & Saints Row as potential games

[Don Flamenco]

why is this board crashing??  This shit is not living up to its promise, thrillco!

[maxy]

maxy hit the nail on the head.

Kid Icarus was the only 3DS title shown. It looked, uh, okay I guess. The Wii stuff was pretty terrible. 2.5D platformers have become Ninty's dudebro shooters.

Jesus maxy is an Xbot with agenda.

Don't mind his posts!

Yeah sure,polish nerd,what did you see about 3DS?

Looks almost the same as DS,some crappy looking title shown and bunch of PR hype

Show hardware specs,price and date...very simple

Speaking of price, how much does the EyeToy 1.5 Kinect cost?

I hear it's not going to be affordable 

Are you sure that 3DS will be affordable?Nothing has been announced  

In reality we now know about the same as before...analog and form factor was floating for months

Only it's 3D without glasses...

Only thing that i really like is Saints Row...probably canceled PSP version

[demi]

When is Kirby Wii? That game looked really nice and the mechanic was great.

[magus]

never crashed for me
AND I HAD NO GLASSES

[cool breeze]

why is this board crashing??  This shit is not living up to its promise, thrillco!

too much talk about the Xbox 360 and non-gaming natal is confusing the internet

Nintendo reminded it what real gaming is

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i'm going to stop now

i'm starting to annoy myself

[close]