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recursivelyenumerable

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why am I so fucking stupid?
« on: June 17, 2010, 03:03:32 PM »
I'm almost 30.  Surely I should have learned to not be fucking stupid by now?  Is it that I have too many fingers?  Should I cut off a few fingers?
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BlackMage

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 03:04:04 PM »
what did you do this time?
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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 03:29:57 PM »
Some girl took advantage of you, didn't they?

Skidmark

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 03:33:20 PM »

Reb

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2010, 03:52:03 PM »
OMG ARE YOU OK?
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BlueTsunami

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 03:52:05 PM »
* BlueTsunami likes this
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lennedsay

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 03:53:24 PM »
:rofl
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2010, 04:01:11 PM »
nothing happened, except I kinda flubbed a job interview.  but this is more about why I'm so fucking stupid in general.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2010, 04:05:01 PM »
Learn to talk normal?

Saint Cornelius

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2010, 04:12:38 PM »
Did you fuck up your job interview because you have too many fingers? Something isn't adding up here.
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demi

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2010, 04:15:50 PM »
I found out you can Like peoples comments now. That's so meta
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Skidmark

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2010, 04:47:12 PM »
I found out you can Like peoples comments now. That's so meta

Bocsius

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Re: why am I so stupid?
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2010, 04:54:32 PM »
In times like these, it sometimes helps to blame the people that supplied the genes rather than the person using them.

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2010, 05:01:13 PM »
but can you comment on people's liking other people's comments?
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Skidmark

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2010, 05:04:44 PM »
you can always make a new status update about it.

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2010, 05:58:09 PM »

Joe Molotov

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2010, 06:17:04 PM »
Life sucks sometimes, brohemoth, but it'll be alright. You're a cool dude, you'll make it some day.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2010, 06:18:29 PM »
Thanks, Joeda!

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2010, 06:19:27 PM »
Did you fuck up your job interview because you have too many fingers? Something isn't adding up here.
Yeah, the number of fingers on his hands.

Saint Cornelius

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2010, 06:21:15 PM »


probably uses a six-axis
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Skidmark

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2010, 06:25:39 PM »
thats just wrong  :lol

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2010, 06:29:31 PM »
TIT

Fresh Prince

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2010, 06:44:17 PM »
Here sounds like you need this: http://www.eyeweekly.com/article/55882

Note himu in the background, brandnew on the right and bloodwake in the middle
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2010, 07:01:22 PM »
I haven't read that article yet, but I do appreciate the title's implication that I'm going to live to 112!
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2010, 07:11:42 PM »
from the quiz at the end:

7. You rent a movie. It’s
a) Helvetica, a documentary about a font.
b) The Last Kiss, where Zach Braff gets engaged and then fucks it up.
c) A triple bill of Fight Club, Withnail & I and Betty Blue.

where is the non-quarter-life crisis option here?  all the quarter-life crisis hipsters I know love Helvetica and typography in general.
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Fresh Prince

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2010, 07:13:50 PM »
a)

The other two are depressing as fuck. Helevicta is about perfection in font form.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2010, 07:18:01 PM »
unserifed type is so 2000s.  2010s will be all about serifs, and the resurgence of classical typography and book design, thanks to 300ppi 300ppi 300ppi 300ppi 300ppi displays.
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Fresh Prince

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2010, 07:19:01 PM »
Yeah that's the extent of my hipster knowlege- I'm out.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: why am I so fucking stupid?
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2010, 07:20:05 PM »
i plan to remain a hipster well into my 30s.  40s even maybe

actually there's an intriguing thought: will prolonging my quarter-life crisis as much as possible actually extend my lifespan?  constant multiplication is monotonic, so p > q -> 4p > 4q, right?
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