LOL Jonah Hex

[ManaByte]

Grossed $2 million.



Marmaduke has made 15 times that

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go see Toy Story 3

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[The Fake Shemp]

Wooooooooow. That's pretty awful. I wonder if they'll even be able to recoup their marketing costs.

[ManaByte]

Megan Fox is barely a cameo in the movie.

They're projecting a massive $6 million weekend.

[The Fake Shemp]

I said if this film did not perform even somewhat respectably, it'll be the last time we see Megan Fox for awhile.

So, yay.

[Phoenix Dark]

I guess the dudebros would rather torrent her scenes for fap material.

She'll be playing Jessica Alba's daughter in horror flicks in 5 years

[AdmiralViscen]

I heard that Jonah Hex is so bad that it triggered riots in LA

[Eel O'Brian]

Jonah Hex is a great character, too, and would have had somewhat of an appeal to an audience outside comics had they not Wild, Wild, West shittified him up.  Should have gone for the hard R revenge story and left the PG-13 supernatural/gadget shit out of it.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I guess this answers the question about Megan Fox's star power.  In five years, she'll be in direct to DVD flicks and the occasional Lifetime movie.

[Joe Molotov]

I guess this answers the question about Megan Fox's star power.  In five years, she'll be in direct to DVD flicks and the occasional Lifetime movie.

Only $1 Million per boob.

[Great Rumbler]

Not really surprised.

[Diunx]

I might go see this instead of TS3 just to spite manabyte.