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Fresh Prince

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For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« on: June 20, 2010, 02:31:12 PM »
From now we have state sanctioned trolls:
Only Prole can complain about being old from now
Only Boogie can complain about not being laid
Only Fresh Prince can complain about hipsters
Only PhoenixDark can complain about the state of Hip Hop
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2010, 02:45:51 PM »
Can I complain about being a virgin?
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Fresh Prince

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2010, 02:46:32 PM »
That's pretty easy- Saint Cornelius

You have free reign over manabyte
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CajoleJuice

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2010, 02:48:37 PM »
I'll just complain about the Mets
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Stoney Mason

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2010, 02:51:19 PM »
I like crabby assholes
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lennedsay

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2010, 02:52:39 PM »
Can we change it to "Only Fresh Prince gets to complain only about hipsters." ??
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Fresh Prince

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2010, 02:55:28 PM »
I thought that was already insinuated?

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lennedsay

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2010, 02:58:04 PM »
For clarification purposes.
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Boogie

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2010, 03:00:26 PM »
I would like to step away from my mandate, it would probably be more apropriate going to one of the virgins of the forum.
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Fresh Prince

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2010, 03:02:25 PM »
I don't know you've been on a roll these past few weeks....

omg i arvied
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2010, 03:04:47 PM »
On a semi-related note, I intend to recover my "overrated internet cynic" title.  Maybe I never lost it but I want it to be cemented as such, especially now that the shitty 4chan troll, Powerslave, only posts sporadically, making it ripe for the taking.
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Diunx

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2010, 03:33:17 PM »
Hey Fresh where is you "what x-men are you" thread? you pollack liar.
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Fresh Prince

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2010, 03:44:10 PM »
Quote from: Diunx on June 20, 2010, 03:33:17 PM
Hey Fresh where is you "what x-men are you" thread? you pollack liar.
when i have time for their 100+ roster
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2010, 07:19:22 PM »
[youtube=560,345]iQEu5AwqB3w[/youtube]
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BlueTsunami

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2010, 07:20:25 PM »
I wanna' be able to complain about Junpei not letting split dem' cheeks
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demi

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2010, 07:20:44 PM »
Quote from: Borys on June 20, 2010, 03:31:48 PM
What to change in me?

You arent allowed to praise PC gaming and love JAP rpgs. You cant have both.
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OptimoPeach

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2010, 07:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2010, 07:19:22 PM
[youtube=560,345]iQEu5AwqB3w[/youtube]
lol I cringe every time this pops up. smh Lynch :-\
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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2010, 07:52:06 PM »
can i complain about not being able to complain about anything? it's just not fair.
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Cormacaroni

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2010, 11:06:04 PM »
Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 20, 2010, 02:31:12 PM
From now we have state sanctioned trolls:
Only Prole can complain about being old from now
Only Boogie can complain about not being laid
Only Fresh Prince can complain about hipsters
Only PhoenixDark can complain about the state of Hip Hop

Alll I see are variants on complaining about being old.
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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2010, 11:07:04 PM »
what do I get to complaign about, black suppresion?
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Cormacaroni

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2010, 11:08:48 PM »
when you can spell it
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Bloodwake

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2010, 01:13:06 AM »
Quote from: BrandNew on June 20, 2010, 02:45:51 PM
Can I complain about being a virgin?

Seriously, you haven't been laid before?

You are like ten times more attractive than I am and I've not only lost my virginity while I've been a member of Evilbore, but had sex more than 1000 times since then.

I really just think you guys aren't trying. if I can get laid, anyone with a dick can.
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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2010, 01:22:33 AM »
Quote from: Bloodwake on June 21, 2010, 01:13:06 AM

I really just think you guys aren't trying. 

Which is funny, because in the past two weeks, two people have told me that I'm "trying too hard."  whateverthefuck that means  :P
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Fresh Prince

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2010, 01:24:36 AM »
Move to Kentucky everybody.
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Boogie

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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2010, 01:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 21, 2010, 01:24:36 AM
Move to Kentucky everybody.

eww, let's not get drastic here.
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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2010, 02:30:00 AM »
Quote from: Bloodwake on June 21, 2010, 01:13:06 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on June 20, 2010, 02:45:51 PM
Can I complain about being a virgin?

Seriously, you haven't been laid before?

You are like ten times more attractive than I am and I've not only lost my virginity while I've been a member of Evilbore, but had sex more than 1000 times since then.

I really just think you guys aren't trying. if I can get laid, anyone with a dick can.

I'm calling shenanigans!
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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2010, 09:19:58 AM »
Quote from: Rebiak on June 21, 2010, 02:30:00 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on June 21, 2010, 01:13:06 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on June 20, 2010, 02:45:51 PM
Can I complain about being a virgin?

Seriously, you haven't been laid before?

You are like ten times more attractive than I am and I've not only lost my virginity while I've been a member of Evilbore, but had sex more than 1000 times since then.

I really just think you guys aren't trying. if I can get laid, anyone with a dick can.

I'm calling shenanigans!

I lived with a nympho for a year. At one point we were having sex like three times a day every day, if not more. THAT NUMBER IS AN ACCURATE ESTIMATE.
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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2010, 10:16:51 AM »
So you're bragging about the fact you had sex with only one woman?
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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2010, 10:17:57 AM »
Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on June 20, 2010, 11:07:04 PM
what do I get to complaign about, black suppresion?

And getting reparasations
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Re: For the greater good take the, 'I won't be a crabby asshole' pledge
« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2010, 10:55:11 AM »
Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 20, 2010, 02:51:19 PM
I like crabby assholes
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