Author Topic: Ohio sucks. (Read 2810 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** June 22, 2010, 05:02:47 PM »

I'm driving through this state as part of my GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP (and yeah, I'm going to try and hit up demi on the way back), but it's full of people that can't drive and all the small towns are pretty shitty. Ohio.

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:16:25 PM »

Stop being so un-american willco.

archie4208 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:19:15 PM »

Obligatory:

muckhole · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:19:37 PM »

I told you you should have come to Canada. Although admittedly, my place is absolutely full of Ohio'ans at them moment, so it might have been about the same.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:21:38 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 22, 2010, 05:19:15 PM

Obligatory:

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Driving on 70 W is pretty much a never-ending game of cat-and-mouse with truckers; each player trying to overtake a truck to move on to the next level, where you get to overtake another truck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:29:40 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2010, 05:21:38 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on June 22, 2010, 05:19:15 PM
Obligatory:

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Driving on 70 W is pretty much a never-ending game of cat-and-mouse with truckers; each player trying to overtake a truck to move on to the next level, where you get to overtake another truck.

Add Gears of War's color tone and a classic rock soundtrack and you'd have an entertaining XBLA title

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:36:09 PM »

O H I O
DIRECTED BY CLIFFYB AND JONATHAN BLOW

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:37:34 PM »

Yeah Ohio, especially the areas around 70 W are turrible. Cincinnati is a cool city though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:40:39 PM »

This pretty much sums up my opinion of Ohio:

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:55:25 PM »

I love that video

Eric P · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2010, 05:59:29 PM »

Cleveland Rocks

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2010, 06:01:02 PM »

LOL that must be an old video 'cause ol' Dan is kinda in his fat Willco phase nowadays

huckleberry · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2010, 06:09:15 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 22, 2010, 05:37:34 PM

Cincinnati is a cool city though.

filthy river town ftl

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I like it there but that is where my mother in law lives

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Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2010, 07:08:58 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2010, 05:21:38 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on June 22, 2010, 05:19:15 PM
Obligatory:

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Driving on 70 W is pretty much a never-ending game of cat-and-mouse with truckers; each player trying to overtake a truck to move on to the next level, where you get to overtake another truck.

Pssst you pussy american drivers, I dealt with that shit and worse everyday

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2010, 07:24:15 PM »

you think ohio drivers are bad? head on up to michigan!

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of course the small towns suck, dipshit, theres three good places in ohio - toledo, cleveland, and cincinnati, dumcuff

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2010, 07:41:55 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2010, 05:40:39 PM

This pretty much sums up my opinion of Ohio:

[youtube=560,345]_eMb_kh_glw[/youtube]

I think you found the mastermind behind Microsoft's Song Smith.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:01:53 PM »

Is whiteacid still in Ohio? You could get a BJ on the way and play some naked Rock Band.

BlackMage · « **Reply #17 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:03:44 PM »

Will when you coming to cali so we can get some beers!

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:14:35 PM »

When are you coming through? You never answered my facebook message

lennedsay · « **Reply #19 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:31:23 PM »

I live a few minutes off 70.

Luckily I can avoid it 95% of the time, but yea it doesn't get any better in St Louis so hopefully you switch highways.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on June 22, 2010, 08:14:35 PM

When are you coming through? You never answered my facebook message

He last told me "maybe" on his way back. Knowing Will he won't go through with it. I would forget about it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:48:58 PM »

My return is still TBD. I never got a Facebook message, I got your text. I figured you couldn't hang because it was a weekday. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:49:23 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 22, 2010, 08:34:20 PM

Knowing Will he won't go through with it. I would forget about it.

I've met with half the people on this forum.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:53:46 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on June 22, 2010, 08:31:23 PM

I live a few minutes off 70.

Luckily I can avoid it 95% of the time, but yea it doesn't get any better in St Louis so hopefully you switch highways.

I'm taking it 'till Indianapolis, then switching off to the 74 and then the 72. It'll be interesting navigating Indianapolis in rush hour.

BlackMage · « **Reply #24 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:54:02 PM »

will never wants to hang out with me :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:54:58 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 22, 2010, 08:52:49 PM

And fucked a quarter of us

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #26 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:56:30 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2010, 08:49:23 PM

Quote from: demi on June 22, 2010, 08:34:20 PM
Knowing Will he won't go through with it. I would forget about it.

I've met with half the people on this forum.

Icons more specifically.

Willco,I give up. The Fat Jew wins. Come by LA for the membership fee.

BlackMage · « **Reply #27 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:57:17 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2010, 08:56:30 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2010, 08:49:23 PM
Quote from: demi on June 22, 2010, 08:34:20 PM
Knowing Will he won't go through with it. I would forget about it.

I've met with half the people on this forum.

Icons more specifically.

Willco,I give up. The Fat Jew wins. Come by LA for the membership fee.

me and smooth are waiting for you in LA

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:00:27 PM »

I've met non-Icons! Don't hold me accountable for the fact that the Icons are personable, well-balanced people!

... Plus, I am meaning to hang out with non-Icon Ketastrophe. And maybe demi. And he's crazy.

demi · « **Reply #29 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:07:00 PM »

I just don't think you'll go through with it, is all. I wouldn't blame you, there is nothing here to see.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #30 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:12:41 PM »

I heard talks of a dog race

Do it Will, and for convenience make it on a weekend

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:14:24 PM »

We talked about the horse tracks here, I don't recall any dogs.

Diunx · « **Reply #32 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:16:50 PM »

Willco when are you coming to Santo Domingo to buy me some drinks with your big shot hollywood jew money?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:20:40 PM »

I knew there was racing and gambling of some kind.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #34 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:20:48 PM »

horse... dog... doesn't really matter when its in Toledo, OH^TM

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:28:51 PM »

Or on a dinner menu in Asia.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:32:28 PM »

i have yet to feel willco's firm, full belly resting in the nape of my lumbar :'(

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #37 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:34:36 PM »

That's why your lumbar is not broken.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:35:54 PM »

Seattle is on my road trip check list. I'll be there, and I will break your lumbar.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:36:39 PM »

ohhhhhhh SNAP!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** June 22, 2010, 11:44:45 PM »

Come through Wilmington, NC on your way back. You can meet me and Eel! Actually, I haven't even met Eel yet, but I think that's more because I'm a grouchy, anti-social bastard more than anything.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #41 on:** June 23, 2010, 10:58:26 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2010, 09:35:54 PM

Seattle is on my road trip check list. I'll be there, and I will break your lumbar.

You're coming through Seattle? My summer vacation from work starts on Friday, send me a message when you're coming through.

rodi · « **Reply #42 on:** June 23, 2010, 06:34:26 PM »

Ohio's not that bad...my boyfriend's from Ohio. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** June 23, 2010, 06:41:54 PM »

You're bf is Cheebs? Makes sense

rodi · « **Reply #44 on:** June 23, 2010, 06:44:28 PM »

No, my bf is some other white boy. Duh.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #45 on:** June 23, 2010, 06:52:53 PM »

Isn't Rodi a dyke?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #46 on:** June 23, 2010, 07:04:39 PM »

We have a lesbian?

rodi · « **Reply #47 on:** June 23, 2010, 07:07:30 PM »

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #48 on:** June 23, 2010, 07:22:52 PM »

tehjaybo · « **Reply #49 on:** June 23, 2010, 07:26:19 PM »

So, what about stopping by Ky? There's like five of us all in a group.

T234 · « **Reply #50 on:** June 23, 2010, 10:32:33 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2010, 09:00:27 PM

I've met non-Icons! Don't hold me accountable for the fact that the Icons are personable, well-balanced people!

... Plus, I am meaning to hang out with non-Icon Ketastrophe. And maybe demi. And he's crazy.

Are you willing to hang out with me? It'll be the rowdiest night of your life, cochise.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #51 on:** June 23, 2010, 10:41:47 PM »

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #52 on:** June 23, 2010, 10:42:55 PM »

Quote from: T234 on June 23, 2010, 10:32:33 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2010, 09:00:27 PM
I've met non-Icons! Don't hold me accountable for the fact that the Icons are personable, well-balanced people!

... Plus, I am meaning to hang out with non-Icon Ketastrophe. And maybe demi. And he's crazy.

Are you willing to hang out with me? It'll be the rowdiest night of your life, cochise.

If Federwang ends up hanging with KY-bore, I demand videotaped evidence. It would be AWESOME.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** June 24, 2010, 11:04:05 AM »

Yeah, an entire night of cow-tipping, shooting firearms and heavy drinking. Livin' the dream.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #54 on:** June 24, 2010, 02:39:52 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 11:04:05 AM

Yeah, an entire night of cow-tipping, shooting firearms and heavy drinking. Livin' the dream.

You definitely got that in the wrong order. Heavy drinking, shooting firearms, THEN cow tipping. Jesus man, get it right.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #55 on:** June 24, 2010, 03:00:15 PM »

Quote from: rodi on June 23, 2010, 06:34:26 PM

Ohio's not that bad...my boyfriend's from Ohio. :'(

My families from Ohio.

Reb · « **Reply #56 on:** June 24, 2010, 04:48:11 PM »

Wait, Rodi stopped being gay?

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Author Topic: Ohio sucks. (Read 2810 times)