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BlackMage

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Who wants to be my nemesis?
« on: June 22, 2010, 09:04:15 PM »
I'm looking for my arch-nemesis to argue with me in threads and basically shit on each other for therapeutic purposes. Must use this avatar.



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Diunx

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2010, 09:14:32 PM »
A cat bit me the other night :'(, fucking cats.
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brob

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2010, 09:15:24 PM »
prole already has a cat avatar, go piss in his coffee.
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BlackMage

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2010, 09:16:05 PM »
prole can suck my BBC
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2010, 09:45:12 PM »
you fat homo, i hope you find your asscherry sheathed on powerslave's porksword
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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2010, 10:11:05 PM »
I'm out. Had to get rabies shots because of a cat when I was a kid. Evil beasts.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2010, 11:04:48 PM »
I'd do it, except that avatar sucks. And so do you.
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Great Rumbler

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2010, 11:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 22, 2010, 11:04:48 PM
I'd do it, except that avatar sucks. And so do you.

You're off to a good start!
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2010, 11:41:40 PM »
I'm your huckleberry.
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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2010, 11:56:25 PM »
Shouldn't BlackMage be switching avatars with his nemesis?  He's much more of a pussy. 
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Diunx

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2010, 12:05:58 AM »
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Fresh Prince

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2010, 12:13:55 AM »
Seems like Blackmage threw down the gauntlet but didn't show up for the fight :smug
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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2010, 12:19:10 AM »
 :lol
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2010, 12:25:35 AM »
Quote from: Diunx on June 22, 2010, 09:14:32 PM
A cat bit me the other night :'(, fucking cats.

This is all cats know how to do. Sleep, be aloof, and bite your stupid ass.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2010, 12:38:20 AM »
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 23, 2010, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: Diunx on June 22, 2010, 09:14:32 PM
A cat bit me the other night :'(, fucking cats.

This is all cats know how to do. Sleep, be aloof, and bite your stupid ass.

You left out the part where they piss on the floor while looking at you with a satisfied look on their face.
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2010, 12:47:57 AM »
 :-\

Why do we keep cats as pets? Shitty fuckers.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2010, 12:52:57 AM »
'cause you luv the stench of pussy
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Don Flamenco

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2010, 11:13:16 PM »
Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 23, 2010, 12:52:57 AM
'cause you luv the stench of pussy

no, that's why I keep hookers chained up in my basement...
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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2010, 11:17:03 PM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 22, 2010, 11:04:48 PM
I'd do it, except that avatar sucks. And so do you.

Ironically, saying that avatar sucks triggered the last big round of mutual shitting.
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BlackMage

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2010, 11:18:36 PM »
i wish i could piss in everyone coffee tomorrow morning  :maf
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Diunx

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2010, 11:24:03 PM »
I don't drink coffee loser.
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Bocsius

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2010, 11:24:32 PM »
I remember when I was like 8 and my friends and I were trying to get my cat to play Army with us on my bunkbed. He was to be a general, we're like "stand at attention, show us how it's done, general!" And soon enough, the cat actually did! The cat stood rigid just like a soldier. It didn't take too long to figure out why, the cat was taking a crap on my pillow.
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Powerslave

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2010, 12:15:17 AM »
^fake anecdote
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Fresh Prince

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2010, 12:22:02 AM »
My nemesis is Saint Cornelius apparently :smug
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BlackMage

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2010, 12:22:50 AM »
Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 24, 2010, 12:22:02 AM
My nemesis is Saint Cornelius apparently :smug

he hates everyone
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Fresh Prince

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2010, 12:23:50 AM »
If you don't have tits.
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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2010, 07:07:48 AM »
cats > dogs.

look how badass that thing is
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Bocsius

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Re: Who wants to be my nemesis?
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2010, 07:49:21 AM »
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