today i went to work and nobody was there i was there until 1 this morning and then back in at 7 and no one is around but they finally came in around 9 meanwhile i'm programming this application without any real training and i spend 18 hours per day there and then they all go to lunch without me and sometimes they don't even come to work at all even the owner of the company which is kind of odd since the office is literally his house but whatever last week they moved my desk and i used to sit over by the window and i could see the squirrels and they were merry and then they switched staplers but i kept my swingline because i like to listen to the radio at a reasonable volume between 9 and 11 while collating but if they move my desk again i'll set one little fire and my mom will get scared and tell me you're going to live with your auntie and uncle in bel air
