I just started a nothing fight with my boyfriend...

[rodi]

...and, although I know it's a stupid cause, I feel vindicated.  :'( <-all these emotions in one.

How do guy's view nothing fights?

[Himu]

I thought you were lesbian?

[Fresh Prince]

Looks like bisexuality is the new skinny jeans.

[BlackMage]

you bitch

[Smooth Groove]

It's always hard to accept a significant other coming out....  

[WrikaWrek]

Look, size doesn't matter, but calling it nothing won't do you any favors in an argument.

[etiolate]

As in, you started a fight just to start a fight?

[rodi]

Looks like bisexuality is the new skinny jeans.

I actually have a pair of skinny jeans! And the nothing fight is even more ridiculous than that!  

As in, you started a fight just to start a fight?

No, he went to some chick's wedding in pittsburgh as her bridesmaid. Supposedly, she's some gold digger he used to know and are still somewhat close. I call this a nothing fight, because there are friends that keep in contact for a long time, it is a wedding (not just some get together), and today's my birthday and he neglected to text/contact me at all until late in the evening. As a silly female (yes, I realize this) I feel stupid for being angry, but I'm angry regardless.  :'( Woe is me.

[BlackMage]

I won't let this stand! I wont 

[brawndolicious]

I'm not even sure there was a fight.

Looks like bisexuality is the new skinny jeans.

Yeah remember how that wasn't a problem though until guys started wearing culottes....

[Fresh Prince]

Now your boyfriend will turn gay because women are so illogical.

[rodi]

Now your boyfriend will turn gay because women are so illogical.

This is true!

[Fresh Prince]

rodi if your boyfriend leaves, I will be your boyfriend. We can have Malaysian looking children and share skinny jeans.

[rodi]

You can't share skinny jeans, but I will share some $200 t-shirts from those obviously non-conformist stores! 

[Phoenix Dark]

I think rodi is the Riddler guys

[Fresh Prince]

I'm sorry I have to stop. I'm starting to blackmage you.

[WrikaWrek]

Makes perfect sense for you to get upset.

I would know before hand that my GF would get upset if i only called her, or worse text messaged her in the evening on her birthday. As a guy, i would feel a bit "neglected", but i know that for a Girl it's multiplied by 10.

Girls break up for less-

[rodi]

We got into it text-message style and now he's at the gym. The "GYM".

[Cormacaroni]

What kind of homo is a 'bridesmaid'

Did he throw the bouquet?

[etiolate]

He's working out the ANGUR.

Also, txting instead of vocal talking won't help.

[Fresh Prince]

Sounds like someone is getting rough make up sex

[rodi]

What kind of homo is a 'bridesmaid'

Did he throw the bouquet?

The kind that tells their girlfriend that holiday inn express only had rooms with jacuzzi's and queen sized beds available.

Sounds like someone is getting rough make up sex

We're not even getting that.  (long distance relationship smh)

He's working out the ANGUR.

Also, txting instead of vocal talking won't help.

I've found out that he says the most in text messages. On the phone, he hardly has anything to say.

[WrikaWrek]

He went to the gym?

Well i don't wanna make things worse, but clearly this guy doesn't care about you. How can he if the Gym is more important?

You deserve better.







And you can start now by sending me nekid pictures to my P.M box

[rodi]

You send me nekid pictures first! 

[WrikaWrek]

BrB

[rodi]

I was joking, you weirdo! 

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...or was i? 

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[Smooth Groove]

What's the big deal?  You gays are all promiscuous anyway.

[Fresh Prince]

No we're just maneaters.

[Himu]

Looks like bisexuality is the new skinny jeans.

What about people like me who think Scarlet Johansson and Kobe Bryant are hot, but while having a sexual attraction to both genders, isn't romantically attracted to both genders?

[Cormacaroni]

We call you "Rabans"

[WrikaWrek]

Looks like bisexuality is the new skinny jeans.

What about people like me who think Scarlet Johansson and Kobe Bryant are hot, but while having a sexual attraction to both genders, isn't romantically attracted to both genders?

[Madrun Badrun]

Just so I get this straight, Rodi is a lesbian in the army with a long distance boyfriend and sister to CG, who needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP, right?

[Smooth Groove]

+ the boyfriend is not really a man

[rodi]

This forum is full of lies and deceit!

[Great Rumbler]

Just so I get this straight, Rodi is a lesbian in the army with a long distance boyfriend and sister to CG, who needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP, right?

+ the boyfriend is not really a man

[Madrun Badrun]

+ the boyfriend is not really a man

She's dating Wilco then?  After her sister already did?

[Phoenix Dark]

male bridesmaid?

[rodi]

male bridesmaid?

I know, right? Either code for secretly gay or banging the bride.

[lennedsay]

I'm so confused! Is there muff to dive or what?!

[Madrun Badrun]

or both!

[Fresh Prince]

I've been lied to.  :'(

[Smooth Groove]

Yeah, it's really to keep track of "he" or "she" with carpet munchers. 

[rodi]

Just use "it". 

[Positive Touch]

so basically you're in a long-distance relationship with a guy who doesn't like to talk on the phone and doesn't even care enough to call you on your birthday?  sounds fantastic

[Bloodwake]

Doesn't sound like "nothing" to me.

[Diunx]

Wait! rodi is cg sister and cg dated willco? cg hasn't SHUT THE FUCK UP yet and PD is black?

[Joe Molotov]

Wait! rodi is cg sister and cg dated willco? cg hasn't SHUT THE FUCK UP yet and PD is black?

Costanza told Darkpen

[Diunx]

Fucking Costanza.

[recursivelyenumerable]

As a guy, in my experience it's all fun and games until someone drags out her copy of Heidegger's Being and Time.  Then you gotta brace yourself for a serious ontological whoopin'

[CrystalGemini]

Hm.

[demi]

...and, although I know it's a stupid cause, I feel vindicated.  :'( <-all these emotions in one.

How do guy's view nothing fights?

Guess plastic couldn't cut it.

[Reb]

Reading all this, I think you could do better then a self-involved male bridesmaid rodi, you're cool.

Maybe hook up with an actual bridesmaid? Take some pictures? Post them here? Just some kissing? Maybe more? If you feel like it? Hmmm?

[demi]

Rodi just needs a good dicking. I'll take one for the team. It might be awkward, so you will have to work with me.

[brawndolicious]

So the dude wants to go to some girls wedding he's "close" to and has failed to contact you on your birthday until in the evening? Girl he don't deserve you or your lovin'

I don't know, it sounds like he's just kinda a timid guy.

I hate to say it, but Rodi may be able to get him totally whipped if she puts the effort into it.  I'm just wondering why anybody would date a guy if they could choose between men versus women.  We're uglier, smellier, lazier.  Only advantage is how we're hornier.

[Positive Touch]

So the dude wants to go to some girls wedding he's "close" to and has failed to contact you on your birthday until in the evening? Girl he don't deserve you or your lovin'

I don't know, it sounds like he's just kinda a timid guy.

I hate to say it, but Rodi may be able to get him totally whipped if she puts the effort into it.  I'm just wondering why anybody would date a guy if they could choose between men versus women.  We're uglier, smellier, lazier.  Only advantage is how we're hornier.

not if you find the right ladies

[Smooth Groove]

I was going to say that the BF is a major balla for turning Rodi straight but then I remembered that slant-eyes, even the gay ones, luv crackas.

[tehjaybo]

I'm confused by this thread.  Does this mean there is an available female on the forums now?  Because if so, I would like to cordially invite you to Kentucky to hang out with KYBore and shoot guns and drink alcohol while doing so.

[Robo]

nailed it

[rodi]

Hm.

cg SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Yeah, in conclusion, we had one of those epic fights between lovers. If we were in the same room, we would have had some awesome make-up sex... :'(

[Smooth Groove]

You'll have to settle for EB made-up sex instead.