I just started a nothing fight with my boyfriend...

[rodi]

 

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Just kidding. Ew.

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[Smooth Groove]

Don't fight it, Rodi.  You know you want this:

[rodi]

That pic gets me all hot and bothered, I won't lie.

[Cormacaroni]

Don't fight it, Rodi.  You know you want this:

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[CajoleJuice]

Hm.

cg SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Yeah, in conclusion, we had one of those epic fights between lovers. If we were in the same room, we would have had some awesome make-up sex... :'(

I think this is main problem with a long-distance relationship. Can't let anger out on each other's genitals.

[Akala]

^ is probably the #1 reason most LDR's fail.

[Bloodwake]

I'm confused by this thread.  Does this mean there is an available female on the forums now?  Because if so, I would like to cordially invite you to Kentucky to hang out with KYBore and shoot guns and drink alcohol while doing so.

Dammit, you beat me to it

[Mupepe]

^ is probably the #1 reason most LDR's fail.

Because typically someone will start to let their anger out on someone else's genitals.

[rodi]

My insecurities have doubled now. 

[Mupepe]

i meant you should start banging someone else.  he hasn't yet.  i'm sure.

[tehjaybo]

i meant you should start banging someone else.  he hasn't yet.  i'm sure.

I'm not sure.  No matter, you should try to get the jump on him by getting with someone else for meaningless anger sex.  I volunteer.

[rodi]

I'm not going to cheat on him, that's just mean!  

Even during my last horrible relationship, I didn't have sex for a whole year after learning about my girlfriend's infidelity! (but I was in Iraq...but it still counts!)

[tehjaybo]

I don't blame you, honestly.  I've been on the receiving end of that news a couple of times now, and it sucks.  Both times I was pretty much shattered for a year or two at least.  But I've moved on from one, still working on the other.  I reckon that's just how life works.

So, good for you for resisting my masculine wiles.  I know it can be a daunting task at times. 

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Break up with him, anger sex, then see how he's doing.

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[rodi]

Hahaha, well if I'm ever looking for one night stands if this relationship goes sour...I know where to look...

[tehjaybo]

You know what they say about redheads.

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Poorly equipped and cry afterwards.

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It's true. 

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[Mupepe]

Hahaha, well if I'm ever looking for one night stands if this relationship goes sour...I know where to look...

mupepe@gmail.com or ask CG for my phone number

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i'll hook you up with a friend

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