What would you make of this?

[Dickie Dee]

So I'm at the store and as I'm pulling out a Pontiac Solstice pulls out in front of me and cuts me off, no biggie though I did notice his liscense plate was a vaniity plate but didn't bother catching what it said (they are a pet peeve of mine but in this case, whatever).

I ended up in traffic with this guy and saw his plate closer and it said "2 SOON JR" which I found a possible trite message to his son that he can't drive daddy's toy, again whatever. But then I noticed peeking back over the car interior (keep in mind it was a convertable) was a cut-out of pedobear, the pedobear. This wasn't me on my laptop lol'ing at random shit, I was in RL behind a possilble pedophile, and one that was being cutesy about it. He was making a turn at that stoplight while I was going straight. I kinda feel bad about not going vigilante on his ass or at least demanding and exlaination, but again I'm not pretending to be an e-vigilante, I just wish the guy could be taken aside and call him out.

Sorry if this sounds like a shitty GAF post, but who else are you supposed to talk about e-cretinism to besides other e-cretins (not that I don't think you're all a cut above  )

[rodi]

You should have followed him. 

[Dickie Dee]

All I can make of this is that you take things too seriously.

Perhaps. Maybe I was just in a bad mood and found an instant outlet - but the more I thought about it the more I couldn't just see it as an e-joke spilling into real life and maybe a reason for my fist to meet his face.

[Dickie Dee]

again, anyone that knows me knows me as mr. levelheaded-lowkey, but somehow this did set met off unexplainedly

[BlackMage]

do you seriously think he's a pedo cause he had a cutout of pedo bear? like "hey look at me im a pedo cops arrest me" cmon man 

[lennedsay]

Maybe it's one of those cry for help things? 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Who gives a fucking fuck?

Sorry if this sounds like a shitty GAF post

Too late.

[Dickie Dee]

do you seriously think he's a pedo cause he had a cutout of pedo bear? like "hey look at me im a pedo cops arrest me" cmon man 

i get what you're saying, and real pedos probably don't advertise off the back of their car...

actually fuck it, he was driving around proping up pedobear while wearing a not very vague pedo vanity plate. GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT

[Mr. Gundam]

I've seen cars in Seattle with Pedobear on them. Big deal.

[Mandark]

I've gotten in cars in Seattle with Pedobear on them. Free candy.  Big deal.

[Akala]

if it makes you feel better, I saw a Nissan Cube with bullet bill decals over the awful side windows.

[Mr. Gundam]

I've gotten in cars in Seattle with Pedobear on them. Free candy.  Big deal.

[Joe Molotov]

if it makes you feel better, I saw a Nissan Cube with bullet bill decals over the awful side windows.

That was probably a gangster car. You should have followed them and made a citizen's arrest.

[Akala]

now that I think about it...

[lennedsay]

This is his other vehicle:

[Akala]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Ah, the good old days of pedophile e-vigilantism

too bad GAF's search function is fubar or I'd pull out the good ole' Danny the Pedophile thread  

[Boogie]

Well shit, that ain't even PC for me to pull the fucker over.

[Purple Filth]

This is his other vehicle:

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[brawndolicious]

Yeah, he's definitely not a pedophile but he has a bad sense of humor.

The part where he cut you off though did make me mad.  Today I was going to the post office and I got cut off by some bitch pulling out of Whole Foods with a banana in her right hand.  She pulled out so wide that she cut me off and the guy to my left, making him swerve a little into the third lane.  Before that some asian grandma love-tapped me while I was waiting to make a right on a red and when I looked up in my rear-view to see her she just looked out her window into space like nothing fucking happened.

back on the topic of sexual dysfunction, this makes me think it's not such a bad idea to plastic surgerize a vagaygay on your son.  They could drive like a man and pay the insurance premiums of a woman.

[Dickie Dee]

woopsies! - looking back on a thread created perhaps under the influence 

yeah, i doubt that the pedobear cutout peeking over the back is subtley giving Grissom here clues that he's a pedo, it's just that that and the vanity plate (which sorta linked to the pedo cut-out in an undetermined way, and again are a pet peeve of mine) unduly set me off. i felt like punching him in the face but obviously didn't - my question more was what was he getting at?.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Theory: The guy is a fan of severely dated internet humor.

[brob]

Theory: The guy is a fan of severely dated internet humor.

And how in the world did you reach that conclusion, my dear Logic Leaper? 

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obviously he's pedo as all fuck. He probably started Catholicism. you failed humanity in not fucking him up, or at the very least schowling at him as you drove past...

[close]

[Don Flamenco]

it would be fun to ask him about it and pretend like you have no idea what pedobear is.  Or do that any time anyone mentions pedobear in real life--it's kind of a hard and awkward joke to convey in conversation

[Mupepe]

Yeah, he's definitely not a pedophile but he has a bad sense of humor.

The part where he cut you off though did make me mad.  Today I was going to the post office and I got cut off by some bitch pulling out of Whole Foods with a banana in her right hand.  She pulled out so wide that she cut me off and the guy to my left, making him swerve a little into the third lane.  Before that some asian grandma love-tapped me while I was waiting to make a right on a red and when I looked up in my rear-view to see her she just looked out her window into space like nothing fucking happened.

back on the topic of sexual dysfunction, this makes me think it's not such a bad idea to plastic surgerize a vagaygay on your son.  They could drive like a man and pay the insurance premiums of a woman.

holy god.  i don't know if you have aspergers or add

[Don Flamenco]

back on the topic of sexual dysfunction, this makes me think it's not such a bad idea to plastic surgerize a vagaygay on your son.  They could drive like a man and pay the insurance premiums of a woman.

this will probably be the best thing i read all day

[Mupepe]

i'm going to put that on my facebook.  that part was awesome