Author Topic: friday night drunk thread of fuck bitches (Read 1927 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** July 03, 2010, 12:21:05 AM »

fuck bitches

get beer

Beezy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:23:16 AM »

Your order is wrong.

Boogie · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:30:11 AM »

ya, fuck 'em!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:30:39 AM »

yuengling beer is cheap and wonderful, unlike girls

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:34:40 AM »

sounds so hipster

shit like cohen would drink, that douceh

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:35:33 AM »

Got your hipster heart broken tonight BN? just get drunker and let the alcohol hide the pain until tomorrow then get drunk again.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:39:23 AM »

that's a bummer

no i didn't have my heartbroken, it's just always broken

womp womp

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:41:06 AM »

Can we pretend that iPhones
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
BRANDNEW COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW, WISH RIGHT NOW, WISH RIGHT NOW

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:43:56 AM »

I'm probably not, yuengling is cheap pittsburghian beer

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:48:48 AM »

but its a black and tan, theyre not horrible

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:53:32 AM »

The name of our M:TG team is Team Fuck Bitches.

On an unrelated note, I'm drinking some Guinness right now. IT GOOD.

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:54:06 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 03, 2010, 12:41:06 AM

Can we pretend that iPhones
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
BRANDNEW COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW, WISH RIGHT NOW, WISH RIGHT NOW

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:54:13 AM »

Guinness

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:56:08 AM »

IRISH BEER

IRISH GIRLS

IRISH HERPES

dammit, I went there

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2010, 12:59:25 AM »

FUUUUCKKKKK YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH MAAANNNN NIIIGGHHHHHTTTT ROOOOOCCKKKK BANNNNDDDDD ANDDNDDDNDNND AAAA KEEGGGGG OFFFF BEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!

Nah, I'm pretty good still, bu it's a fucking blast with six friends over.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:00:08 AM »

Guiness is some tasty shit. Yuengling will have to suffice for now, though

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:08:38 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:12:17 AM »

malek you sunnuva bitch, how are you my bro

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:15:36 AM »

Sober. I haven't had a drink in nearly two months.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:40:04 AM »

Jesus Christ, why the fuck not?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:41:12 AM »

for flannel girl

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:47:19 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on July 03, 2010, 12:45:49 AM

Yuengling is pretty bad, lol.

HERESY!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2010, 05:00:19 AM »

drinking some fukken Ham's. Best $3 6 pack in the city, I reckon.

No fucking, just bonding with friend bitches tonight. But bonding is like mental fucking, yo

wait wat

Reb · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2010, 10:52:11 AM »

Fucking your wife.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2010, 11:00:45 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 03, 2010, 10:41:32 AM

I got my fuck and drink on yesterday.

me too

being married

Positive Touch · « **Reply #25 on:** July 03, 2010, 11:10:04 AM »

matrimony

last night's bar tab was $170, with most of it being spent on absolutely delicious high-end cocktails

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** July 03, 2010, 11:19:11 AM »

Drank beer and watched Wall Street.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 03, 2010, 10:41:32 AM

I got my fuck and drink on yesterday.

Em came home and played Rock Band with us for an hour until ~2am. Then got our fuck on.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #28 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:18:38 PM »

shut the fuck up, all of you

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #29 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:18:44 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 03, 2010, 10:41:32 AM

I got my fuck and drink on yesterday.

Everyday I'm hustlin, everyday I'm hustlin, everyday I'm hustlin, everyday I'm everyday I'm everyday I'm hustlin.

girlfriends

drohne · « **Reply #30 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:34:53 PM »

i realized that i'm an alcoholic recently and have to dry out for a couple weeks but i got really stoned and jammed on my friend's shitty autochord synthesizer and then stared at some really hot stoned girl while she curled up against her boyfriend AND SHE LIKED IT

oh yeah: i moved to washington and could totally hang out w seattle bore. i'm actually supposed to be in seattle right now lol. will deffo be there later today pm me if you want my phone # seattle peeps lets do dis

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:41:21 PM »

Quote from: drohne on July 03, 2010, 01:34:53 PM

i realized that i'm an alcoholic recently and have to dry out for a couple weeks but i got really stoned and jammed on my friend's shitty autochord synthesizer and then stared at some really hot stoned girl while she curled up against her boyfriend AND SHE LIKED IT

oh yeah: i moved to washington and could totally hang out w seattle bore. i'm actually supposed to be in seattle right now lol. will deffo be there later today pm me if you want my phone # seattle peeps lets do dis

You totally missed Man Night at my place in Seattle (Greenlake neighborhood) last night!

drohne · « **Reply #32 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:44:22 PM »

i'm assuming man night involves forced sodomy in which case it's my sort of man night and i'll definitely hit that up soon

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #33 on:** July 03, 2010, 01:54:37 PM »

Quote from: drohne on July 03, 2010, 01:44:22 PM

i'm assuming man night involves forced sodomy in which case it's my sort of man night and i'll definitely hit that up soon

You know it.

Nah, we had a keg, went to Pies and Pints for dinner and $1 cans of Hamms

, played some patonque and lawn darts on the Ravenna Islands, and then played Rock Band until 2am.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34 on:** July 03, 2010, 10:30:28 PM »

mutual masturbation >>>>>>>>>>>> single-player masturbation

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** July 03, 2010, 10:36:52 PM »

multiplayer is always better

Bloodwake · « **Reply #36 on:** July 04, 2010, 01:00:49 AM »

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By the way, BrandNew, you need a Woodford Reserve on the rocks good sir. It helps.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #37 on:** July 04, 2010, 01:21:45 AM »

oh yeah also fuck you guys for talking shit on yuengling

that shit is alrite

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Author Topic: friday night drunk thread of fuck bitches (Read 1927 times)