Author Topic: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532 (Read 3249 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 04, 2010, 11:51:49 PM »

This is basically the greatest film ever. I was totally amazed with how far it went. It also had one of the greatest lines ever:

"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only matched by your zest of kung-fu treachery!"

His battle with the Fiendish Dr. Wu was incredible.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2010, 11:59:46 PM »

It's pretty incredible; I'm a little sad that more people haven't seen it. Probably end up being one of those awesome cult flicks that more and more people get exposed to with time.

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:03:33 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on July 05, 2010, 12:01:16 AM

Holy fuck, a modern day kung fu blaxploitation film?

Why haven't I heard of it before? I must watch!

$:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:07:22 AM »

This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins and feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over and what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" - sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

- Black Dynamite on his experiences during the Vietnam War

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:12:51 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on July 05, 2010, 12:06:34 AM

Unfortunately my friends aren't cool enough to inform me about this movie. This is why I listen to you fine gents.

I just meant to say, poor Beezy. He's been pimping the movie for a minute

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:14:20 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 12:07:22 AM

This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins and feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over and what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" - sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

- Black Dynamite on his experiences during the Vietnam War

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:16:26 AM »

It is incredible. I desperately want a sequel, but I'm not quite sure how they can top this. I would pay good money to see them try, though. Michael Jai White absolutely kills in this role.

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:24:19 AM »

I think I gonna watch this again tomorrow

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:24:33 AM »

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:51:00 AM »

i think that might be my favorite part

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2010, 12:51:42 AM »

torrenting right now

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2010, 01:02:19 AM »

I've been telling you jive muthafuckas to watch this shit for the past year!

Quote from: Himuro on July 05, 2010, 12:12:51 AM

I just meant to say, poor Beezy. He's been pimping the movie for a minute

Seriously! I made 2-3 threads (one a couple days ago!) here alone and posted about it in the recent movies you watched thread!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2010, 01:07:48 AM »

I've seen this five times.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2010, 01:43:01 AM »

Amazing movie.

I keep plugging this unsuccessfully but whatever. If you like Black Dynamite, you cannot fail to love Afrodisiac by Jim Rugg

http://www.adhousebooks.com/books/afrodisiac.html

Free pdf preview at link.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2010, 01:47:08 AM »

i had a black dynamite avatar for 3 months; figured everyone had seen it.

just watched it again, today with a friend, still awesome.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2010, 02:29:30 AM »

Black Dynamite is enjoyable, mostly because of its ridiculous action sequences. The meta-humor starts off amusingly but becomes predictable and tiresome very quickly.

So basically, Blood and Bone>>>Black Dynamite

Ok, not really but B&B does have some nice fight scenes. Check it out if you like Michael Jai White.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2010, 02:34:12 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 05, 2010, 01:02:19 AM

I've been telling you jive muthafuckas to watch this shit for the past year!

Quote from: Himuro on July 05, 2010, 12:12:51 AM
I just meant to say, poor Beezy. He's been pimping the movie for a minute
Seriously! I made 2-3 threads (one a couple days ago!) here alone and posted about it in the recent movies you watched thread!

But you're not an icon.

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2010, 02:40:18 AM »

Bitch, I'll slap an icon with my BBC!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2010, 02:42:16 AM »

Isn't living off the hard work of others what Jews do best? :shrug

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2010, 02:47:46 AM »

:kanyeshrug

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2010, 03:33:26 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 05, 2010, 02:42:16 AM

Isn't living off the hard work of others what Jews do best? :shrug

Willco doesn't care about black people.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:15:12 AM »

I watched Undisputed 2 cause I wanted to see more White, and even though its not a comedic role, I couldn't help but find him funny (and badass) in it.

Why the hell was this guy never a bigger star? He's incredible.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:30:41 AM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 05, 2010, 11:15:12 AM

I watched Undisputed 2 cause I wanted to see more White, and even though its not a comedic role, I couldn't help but find him funny (and badass) in it.

Why the hell was this guy never a bigger star? He's incredible.

Spawn killed whatever career he might of had?

Blood and Bone was cool.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:33:52 AM »

Yeah, I think we can all point to Spawn as the film that killed his career.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:55:33 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2010, 01:15:24 PM »

"Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware, you moon-cricket!"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2010, 02:00:21 PM »

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2010, 04:33:39 PM »

I drove about an hour to actually see this movie in the theatre and it might have been the best decision of my life. I have never guffawed so hard at a movie before, shit was straight up magical.

The thing that absolutely annihilated everyone in the audience was when

spoiler (click to show/hide)

the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears and uses Kung Fu to disarm Nixon

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lordoftherink · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2010, 05:03:50 PM »

Most of what I was going to post was already said, but I do remember loving the exchange at the funeral:

"Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this."

I need to rewatch this badly.

Diunx · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2010, 07:37:56 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 05, 2010, 04:40:10 PM

So my lil bro wants to see this but I can't let him cause of the sex and shit, anyway I can find it without the smexy?

Isn't your brother like 10? I'm sure he can handle a few titties.

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2010, 08:48:59 PM »

It'd be fucking awesome if Wrath got stoned to death for showing his brother Chuck Norris's magnum opus Missing in Action or some other equally cheezy '80s action film.

Totally metal.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2010, 08:50:28 PM »

He would die a hero.

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2010, 08:51:54 PM »

He'd be posthumously iconned. A lifelong dream achieved.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** July 06, 2010, 12:35:11 AM »

"What about the smile"
"I am smiling"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** July 06, 2010, 01:46:20 AM »

The ending

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:11:50 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 12:07:22 AM

This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins and feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over and what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" - sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

- Black Dynamite on his experiences during the Vietnam War

Oh man, I gotta see this.

Beezy · « **Reply #36 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:20:02 AM »

I love that quote.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:28:35 AM »

The best moment in the entire film is easily:

"HA HA! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I ENTERED THE ROOM! [FACE KICK]"

I started saying that in Modern Warfare 2, when I throw grenades in a house or something.

Beezy · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:30:19 AM »

Sholanda: My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite.
Brickwilla: So did my momma!
Black Dynamite: Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.

Brickwilla

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2010, 06:12:52 PM »

YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW DR. WU

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** July 06, 2010, 06:13:45 PM »

I want a sequel. BLACK DYNAMITE vs BLACKENSTEIN

The monster will be created by the Nefarious Dr. Uncle Tom! Who is in league with Negro Dracula (Eric P won't let me parody Blacula since he was apparently played straight). Blaxploitation + Hammer Films = Winning Formula!

Eric P · « **Reply #41 on:** July 06, 2010, 06:45:40 PM »

i just think that Dr Tom and his Golliwog army with his minstrel ninjas (white provocateurs in black face hiding in the ghettos of america) is a good enough villain.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** July 08, 2010, 10:33:47 PM »

It is amazing. Someone should call the Academy and tell them to retroactively nominate it for best film ever.

YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW JIM CAMERON

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