Author Topic: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo (Read 4091 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 06, 2010, 07:36:49 PM »

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Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:38:29 PM »

90 days in jail.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:40:19 PM »

If she is smart, she should contact E! or Bravo to make a reality television show of her ninety days behind bars.

LOHAN: BEHIND BARS

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:40:31 PM »

I use this a lot, but only because it truly applies so often.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:41:51 PM »

Juice, you obviously underestimate the severity of sending arguably the greatest female actress of our generation to serve HARD TIME in a Los Angeles county prison! ... is there a suicide pool yet, and how much would it cost to enter?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:42:48 PM »

On the bright side, she's already had sex with women before.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:43:06 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:46:49 PM »

According to the Sheriff in charge of the case, most women serve only 25% of their sentences for cases like this. So only 23 days in jail.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:05:05 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 06, 2010, 07:40:31 PM

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I use this a lot, but only because it truly applies so often.

If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have posted in the thread

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:10:56 PM »

Why are we wasting tax money to send her to jail again? I thought California was beyond broke?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:24:43 PM »

Fish...Fish...Fish...Fish... Fish...Fish... Fish...Fish... Fish...Fish...

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:33:44 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 06, 2010, 07:40:31 PM

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I use this a lot, but only because it truly applies so often.

god damn harrison ford looks like my dad when he does that

Bloodwake · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:38:22 PM »

Remember when she used to be hot? that was like forever ago.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:50:18 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 07:40:19 PM

If she is smart, she should contact E! or Bravo to make a reality television show of her ninety days behind bars.

LOHAN: BEHIND BARS

E! has probably already been in contact with her. Living Lohan: Prison Style debuts 8pm/9pm Central this Sunday on E!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:54:30 PM »

Make her do celebrity challenges to get reduced jail time!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:59:31 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 06, 2010, 08:38:22 PM

Remember when she used to be hot? that was like forever ago.

You really won't hit that now? Aside from the freckles, her bod is still hot. She still passes the elevated penile blood flow test whenever I see her in a bikini.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:01:37 PM »

only when they airbrush away the crabs from her bikini line

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 06, 2010, 07:39:26 PM

Hey its Dixie Kong!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM »

Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:16:19 PM »

Maurice would still hit it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:17:19 PM »

Well yea, but still

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM

Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit $:-\$

I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:21:54 PM »

I can't wait 'till Miley Cyrus gets coked out and ends up sharing a padded cell with Lohan.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #23 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:25:01 PM »

PD just might get his chance. IR is pretty much the only thing that'd save Li-Lo's career now.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #24 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:25:25 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 09:21:54 PM

I can't wait 'till Miley Cyrus gets coked out and ends up sharing a padded cell with Lohan.

It would be worth it for the Billy Ray interventions alone.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:25:37 PM »

still would smash

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:27:24 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit $:-\$
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

Fuck you're right

Oh well, maybe Lohan knew her fate was set regardless of her actions

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #27 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:28:18 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 06, 2010, 09:25:37 PM

still would smash

But Janet only gets sidehugs?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:30:36 PM »

Sidehugs might be too dangerous on Lohan. Might have to penetrate her armpits, assuming she hasn't used the veins in there

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #29 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:18:26 PM »

I hope Letterman interviews her after.

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chronovore · « **Reply #30 on:** July 07, 2010, 12:38:40 AM »

I'd like to see Letterman have her and Martha Stewart on, call it the "Jailbirds Special."

Mandark · « **Reply #31 on:** July 07, 2010, 12:47:59 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit $:-\$
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

Raquel Welch!?

Goddam kids today...

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #32 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:14:19 AM »

Molly Ringwald

Julie Andrews

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:46:25 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 07, 2010, 12:47:59 AM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit $:-\$
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

Raquel Welch!?

Goddam kids today...

I'd still hit Raquel Welch.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #34 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:52:38 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 07, 2010, 12:47:59 AM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit $:-\$
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

Raquel Welch!?

Goddam kids today...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:53:55 AM »

^naturally blond.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #36 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:54:38 AM »

pointy knees

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #37 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:59:48 AM »

All still faring better than Chasey Lain,

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38 on:** July 07, 2010, 02:00:12 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2010, 01:54:38 AM

pointy knees

can't blame her for being top heavy.

Groogrux · « **Reply #39 on:** July 07, 2010, 02:37:42 AM »

Justice.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #40 on:** July 07, 2010, 04:20:18 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2010, 08:59:31 PM

Aside from the freckles, her bod is still hot.

Stop with that bullshit.

Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM

I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

You too.

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2010, 01:52:38 AM

Goddam kids today...

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Quote from: am nintenho on July 07, 2010, 01:53:55 AM

^naturally blond.

Are you fucking distinguished mentally-challenged? Seriously. Are you?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #41 on:** July 07, 2010, 04:25:07 PM »

I was talking about Lohan. There's not one inch on her body that is not freckled. It's just a personal turn-off.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** July 07, 2010, 04:26:05 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 04:25:07 PM

I was talking about Lohan. There's not one inch on her body that is not freckled. It's just a personal turn-off.

Well, fine, but I'd like to remind you that some of us can't help it and that you should stop hating.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #43 on:** July 07, 2010, 04:31:45 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #44 on:** July 07, 2010, 06:36:12 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 07, 2010, 04:20:18 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on July 07, 2010, 01:53:55 AM
^naturally blond.
Are you fucking distinguished mentally-challenged? Seriously. Are you?

What I'm saying is that her hotness doesn't actually defend the ginger genes. Does she look good with red hair though? Absolutely.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #45 on:** July 08, 2010, 12:05:34 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 07, 2010, 06:36:12 PM

What I'm saying is that her hotness doesn't actually defend the ginger genes. Does she look good with red hair though? Absolutely.

This does not exactly convince me that you're not distinguished mentally-challenged.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #46 on:** July 08, 2010, 07:30:25 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 08, 2010, 12:05:34 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on July 07, 2010, 06:36:12 PM
What I'm saying is that her hotness doesn't actually defend the ginger genes. Does she look good with red hair though? Absolutely.

This does not exactly convince me that you're not distinguished mentally-challenged.

she is a blond that dyes her hair red. how does that make her a ginger?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #47 on:** July 08, 2010, 07:54:23 PM »

Haha I had to google Raquel Welch, and then I was like, "Ohh yeah, I remember her from that one Seinfeld episode."

I forgot about Christina Hendricks, though

chronovore · « **Reply #48 on:** July 10, 2010, 09:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 07, 2010, 04:26:05 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 04:25:07 PM
I was talking about Lohan. There's not one inch on her body that is not freckled. It's just a personal turn-off.

Well, fine, but I'd like to remind you that some of us can't help it and that you should stop hating.

Man, bruddah, accept yo' freckles and dismiss the haters. There are plenty of peeps that love our freckled bods.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #49 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:14:53 AM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on July 08, 2010, 07:30:25 PM

she is a blond that dyes her hair red. how does that make her a ginger?

You are totes wrong. She's a ginger that dyes her hair blonde, unfuckingfortunately.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #50 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:29:12 AM »

Christina Hendricks is naturally blonde.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:53:53 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on July 11, 2010, 01:29:12 AM

Christina Hendricks is naturally blonde.

Don't you even try that shit.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #52 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:05:16 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2010, 01:53:53 AM

Quote from: Mamacint on July 11, 2010, 01:29:12 AM
Christina Hendricks is naturally blonde.

Don't you even try that shit.

I have no fucking clue what you're getting at.

ManaByte · « **Reply #53 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:53:40 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2010, 01:14:53 AM

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on July 08, 2010, 07:30:25 PM

she is a blond that dyes her hair red. how does that make her a ginger?

You are totes wrong. She's a ginger that dyes her hair blonde, unfuckingfortunately.

Wrong. Look it up.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #54 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:32:13 AM »

yeah I read on her wiki page that she's been dying her hair since she was a teenager.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #55 on:** July 11, 2010, 12:51:39 PM »

I will kill all yawl motherfuckers

ManaByte · « **Reply #56 on:** July 11, 2010, 12:54:14 PM »

Deal with it.

Alyson Hannigan isn't a natural redhead either.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:04:42 PM »

Oh you people are just making shit up now

ManaByte · « **Reply #58 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:34:39 PM »

Nope, she's a brunette.

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