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recursivelyenumerable

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got a job
« on: July 07, 2010, 06:28:32 PM »
at significantly more pay than the last one; also more responsibility; kinda stoked; also scared; also a looooong commute by bus, more time to read I guess.
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Re: got a job
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 07:37:06 PM »
What are you doing?

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Re: got a job
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 07:40:22 PM »
awesome!  :hyper

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: got a job
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 07:40:46 PM »
i'm doing thangs with software.
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Re: got a job
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2010, 07:41:20 PM »
congratufuckinlations

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Re: got a job
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2010, 07:48:51 PM »

Re: got a job
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2010, 08:11:42 PM »
Congrats, man!
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Re: got a job
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2010, 10:11:11 PM »
All right!  Congrats!
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Re: got a job
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2010, 10:40:28 PM »
excellent! congrats!
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Bocsius

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Re: got a job
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2010, 10:41:34 PM »
Getting jobs :bow2

Doing work. :piss2

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Re: got a job
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2010, 12:26:34 AM »
way to go! yay!

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Re: got a job
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2010, 12:29:55 AM »
 :elephant
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Re: got a job
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2010, 12:30:23 AM »
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Re: got a job
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2010, 12:32:40 AM »
Everyone's getting a job. I got a job just a month ago. Jobs!
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Re: got a job
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2010, 01:54:30 AM »
Congrats!

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Re: got a job
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2010, 02:10:33 AM »
Everyone's getting a job. I got a job just a month ago. Jobs!

demi gets jobs and also gives jobs.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: got a job
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2010, 02:30:11 AM »
 i am not nor have i ever been a project manager. :wag
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Re: got a job
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2010, 10:23:59 AM »
Everyone's getting a job. I got a job just a month ago. Jobs!
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Re: got a job
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2010, 11:01:08 AM »
Congrats! 

My work denied my raise again, so looks like I'm gonna be looking for a new job too.

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Re: got a job
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2010, 11:02:29 AM »
Fuck, even I got a job.

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Re: got a job
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2010, 11:11:20 AM »
Awesome, congrats! I'm a bit worried, we're having budget shortfalls in my dept... so I'm hoping they get resolved soon. It's so cushy here.
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Re: got a job
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2010, 02:18:32 PM »
:bow
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Re: got a job
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2010, 03:37:15 PM »
I got a job a week and a half ago! Congrat's.!
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Re: got a job
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2010, 03:42:26 PM »
F.Y.I. - sucking dick for crack isn't a job. 
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« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2010, 03:43:24 PM »
F.Y.I. - sucking dick for crack isn't a job. 
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Re: got a job
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2010, 03:46:21 PM »
F.Y.I. - sucking dick for crack isn't a job. 

how am i going to file my 1040 then?
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Re: got a job
« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2010, 04:03:58 PM »
Congrats. Long commutes are grrrrrrrrrreat
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Re: got a job
« Reply #27 on: July 08, 2010, 04:04:43 PM »
Congrats. Long commutes are grrrrrrrrrreat
my commute is ~20 minutes and I hate it.  It used to be 10 minutes.  And before that it was 4 minutes.  My life just keeps getting worse :'(

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Re: got a job
« Reply #28 on: July 08, 2010, 04:06:56 PM »
Clarification: long commutes where someone else is doing the driving are grrrrrrrrrrreat!
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Re: got a job
« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2010, 04:10:57 PM »
My commute is 90 minutes. Go fuck yourself.
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« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2010, 04:11:42 PM »
Clarification: long commutes where someone else is doing the driving are grrrrrrrrrrreat!
nah.  you still have to wake up balls early.  i don't mind the drive.  i hate waking up earlier than i'm used to.

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Re: got a job
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2010, 04:14:04 PM »
My commute is 90 minutes. Go fuck yourself.

same :(

reading on the bus :bow2

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Re: got a job
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2010, 04:38:07 PM »
my commute is 1 hour. Listening to audiobooks and trying to sit in front of pretty girls on the train :bow2
« Last Edit: July 08, 2010, 04:43:01 PM by Tieno »
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Re: got a job
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2010, 04:40:23 PM »
Setting bear traps in front of pretty girls on the train and then coming to their rescue after they get mauled?  Tried it.  Didn't work so well.

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: got a job
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2010, 04:42:51 PM »
My commute is 100 minutes, got you beat.  (why would you want to sit in front of pretty girls?)

The problem with the bear trap strategy is you end up spending a lot on reconstructive cosmetic surgery to get them back to being pretty.
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Re: got a job
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2010, 04:43:55 PM »
My commute is 100 minutes, got you beat.  (why would you want to sit in front of pretty girls?)
it's not a bigger best contest.

smh.
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Re: got a job
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2010, 04:48:39 PM »
My commute is 100 minutes, got you beat.  (why would you want to sit in front of pretty girls?)

The problem with the bear trap strategy is you end up spending a lot on reconstructive cosmetic surgery to get them back to being pretty.

That's what I thought the problem would be to until I tried it.  The real problem, it turns out, is the screaming. 

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Re: got a job
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2010, 04:56:35 PM »
You guys are more tolerant, I guess. Anything longer than a 45 minutes commute 1 way makes me consider relocating closer to the job. 45 minutes is barely tolerable as it is.
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Re: got a job
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2010, 05:16:46 PM »
F.Y.I. - sucking dick for crack isn't a job. 

how am i going to file my 1040 then?

You need to request 1099-MISC forms from your clients
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Re: got a job
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2010, 05:59:56 PM »
my commute is 1 hour. Listening to audiobooks and trying to sit in front of pretty girls on the train :bow2

If you're sitting in front how do you plan on oogling them?
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Re: got a job
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2010, 06:03:56 PM »
Tieno is a pimp.  He plans on talking to them.

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Re: got a job
« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2010, 06:18:34 PM »
Awesome man congrats

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Re: got a job
« Reply #42 on: July 08, 2010, 06:21:53 PM »
Tieno is a pimp.  He plans on talking to them.

How daring!

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: got a job
« Reply #43 on: July 08, 2010, 07:27:30 PM »
isn't that kind of awkward?
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Re: got a job
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2010, 09:02:45 AM »
No, sir.  That's normal.

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Re: got a job
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2010, 09:52:42 AM »
Today's my last day at my current job. I move to Charlotte tomorrow.

My commute to my new job from my new apartment will literally be mere minutes. Under a mile. I'll spend more time at stoplights than actually driving.

Of course, this is just a contract job, if it doesn't get extended I could be driving to other parts of Charlotte soon enough.

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Re: got a job
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2010, 11:13:19 AM »
In the past two days I've had five places call and ask for interviews, lol.
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