speaking of weak grips

[recursivelyenumerable]

Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

[Madrun Badrun]

Look, I've never touched a woman, but going by the movies your not suppose to have any strength of grip there.  It's more her hand is meant to rest in yours.

[T-Short]

she wants you to kiss her hand

or alternatively, put a ring on it

[BlueTsunami]

she wants you to kiss her hand

or alternatively, put a ring on it

Make sure to add a "M'lady" as you bring her supple hand to your supple lips

[Mupepe]

you're supposed to grab her finger tip and wiggle it like you're ringing a bell

[Reb]

Do the same and peck at her hand like a demented duck.

[E-DuB]

Take her hand ever so delicately, and lick her from the tip of her middle finger to her elbow.

[recursivelyenumerable]

So what I'm getting from this discussion is that just going ahead and crushing her hand is probably the best option overall.

[Reb]

Do what you want, you sexy beast.

[BlueTsunami]

Throw out scissors 'cause scissors beats paper

[Smooth Groove]

You dork!  That gesture means she wants to hold your sausage. 

[Himu]

Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

I do this too!

[Great Rumbler]

You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

Then don't?

[Mupepe]

Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

I do this too!

it's all adding up, dude.

[BlueTsunami]

Well in Himu's defense, trying to wrangle that monster of a hog of his should definitely develop the forearm muscle

[Mupepe]

wait, isn't he saying he does the dainty handshake?

[BlueTsunami]

I read it as him crushing the other persons hands, like some of Men and Mice sheeit.

[Mupepe]

nah.  i think he's saying that he does the girly shake too.  recursive never said he crushes hands, he just said it makes it hard not to.  know what i mean?  i do love shaking himu's hand

[Himu]

Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

I do this too!

it's all adding up, dude.

Huh? I was talkin about when I've got my hand on cock, sometimes the grip is weird because my middle and and pointer finger cross!

[Himu]

nah.  i think he's saying that he does the girly shake too.  recursive never said he crushes hands, he just said it makes it hard not to.  know what i mean?  i do love shaking himu's hand

No, my handshake isn't girly. I've been taught to never shake like a pussy, whether your male or female.

[Mupepe]

I'm so fucking confused

[Himu]

[brawndolicious]

You dork!  That gesture means she wants to hold your sausage. 

A dork is a whale's penis so she should have used both hands.

[Phoenix Dark]

Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

sounds like the only smashing you do

[Himu]

Naw, I think he gets drunk sometimes too