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Smooth Groove

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2010, 05:06:39 PM »
So?  Poll is obviously flawed.  No one in their right minds would move from the US to any of the top 5 in the poll. 

Phoenix Dark

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2010, 06:04:58 PM »
So?  Poll is obviously flawed.  No one in their right minds would move from the US to any of the top 5 in the poll. 

What if a hot stud lived in those countries and wanted you to come over and have crazy sex n romance for ever and ever?  :-*
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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2010, 06:20:00 PM »
Cloud's from CANADA though, so it's understandable. :cancry
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Smooth Groove

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2010, 06:31:41 PM »
So?  Poll is obviously flawed.  No one in their right minds would move from the US to any of the top 5 in the poll. 

What if a hot stud lived in those countries and wanted you to come over and have crazy sex n romance for ever and ever?  :-*

I'd take beautiful Ohio and the wheelchair bound fatty living there who is addicted to getting achievement pts in crappy Xbox games. 

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2010, 08:04:14 PM »
I heard Saudi males had anal sex with each other. 

We need to get Jinfash and Wrath in a room together.
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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2010, 06:56:38 PM »
Ask if they are willing to relocate to Canada?

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2010, 08:15:07 PM »


You're making this up as you go along.

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2010, 08:44:54 PM »

Jinfash would never call a female hooker.

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #68 on: July 11, 2010, 09:07:37 PM »
*UPDATE*

So that egyptian chick called me and asked why I didn't call her back, I said I don't need any of their services. Apparently business is horrible and they never had much customers, they are still starting out. So she offered me free sex with her and her colleagues(there are 3 of them), but in turn they need a pimp.......

 :lol


You don't get much more pimpin' than that :bow2

No doubt Ichi will still manage to hate on it though.
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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #69 on: July 11, 2010, 10:17:37 PM »
Go ahead with it you omissive bitch.
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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #70 on: July 11, 2010, 10:24:19 PM »
implying implying implying

Smooth Groove

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #71 on: July 11, 2010, 10:35:57 PM »
Wrath, you should go for it.  It's not solicitation if you didn't have to pay.  Tell them you could hook them with a pimp named Craig. 

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #72 on: July 12, 2010, 12:07:36 AM »
Wrath, if this is real then stop calling her and stick your dick between your legs until you get to Jesus-land.  I think you said you're 1/4 black, so that would make you like 80% of the black population in a Montana university.  You've gotta wait and nail some anxious-to-get-back-at-their-parents nubile fat midwestern alabaster coed ass.

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #73 on: July 12, 2010, 12:36:36 AM »
Is her name Michelle?
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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2010, 01:48:29 AM »
*UPDATE*

So that egyptian chick called me and asked why I didn't call her back, I said I don't need any of their services. Apparently business is horrible and they never had much customers, they are still starting out. So she offered me free sex with her and her colleagues(there are 3 of them), but in turn they need a pimp.......

 :lol

which is a total trap.
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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #75 on: July 12, 2010, 02:32:16 AM »
Or totally fake.
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Cormacaroni

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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #76 on: July 12, 2010, 03:09:49 AM »
Or totally awesome.
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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #77 on: July 12, 2010, 04:58:28 AM »
More bullshit from Wrath.  Go fuck the whore, dude.  And take pics of her rotten, diseased cooch.
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Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
« Reply #78 on: July 12, 2010, 06:50:45 AM »
Ask her for links to pics you can post here.
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