So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.

[Wrath2X]

For 750 riyals I get to do whatever I want for the whole night. Should I do it?

[Great Rumbler]

750 riyals

So...$2.35 then? Yeah, why not!

[BlackMage]

200 bucks man.. i dont know.. is she hot? pics?

[Diunx]

200 bucks? damn!, just use a condom and have fun dude.

[brawndolicious]

Montana?

[Ichirou]

lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you.

[brob]

lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you.

paying to have girls talk to you seems kinda sad. 

[Diunx]

lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you.

paying to have girls talk to you seems kinda sad. 

Its Japan, everything there is kinda sad.

[Ichirou]

lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you.

paying to have girls talk to you seems kinda sad. 

Its Japan, everything there is kinda sad.

Not quite as sad as having to live in a third-world country, though.

Anyway, I only went there because a co-worker dragged me there and I was curious as to what the places were like.  It was an interesting experience, at the very least.

[WrikaWrek]

Just masturbate. Much cheaper.

[Diunx]

We are actually one of the happiest countries in the world, enjoy your panty vending machines.

[Ichirou]

We are actually one of the happiest countries in the world, enjoy your panty vending machines.

Ignorance is bliss.  Enjoy playing in the dirt and traveling to PR by rickety wooden boat.

[demi]

lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you.

Didnt you spend all your money there though?

[Ichirou]

No, I didn't.  He invited me.

[Diunx]

I was reading in the paper the other day how a bunch of illegal Dominicans are going to the embassy every month requesting that they sent them back here because of the shitty state of the economy in PR

[Ichirou]

I was reading in the paper the other day how a bunch of illegal Dominicans are going to the embassy every month requesting that they sent them back here because of the shitty state of the economy in PR

P.S., Diunx annihilated.

This is the list of the subjective well-being in 97 countries based on reported happiness and life satisfaction, equally weighted. The rank is stated from happiest to least happy. Negative scores indicates that a majority of the population is unhappy/dissatisfied with life.

It comes from a combined data from 1995 – 2007 World Values Surveys.

1. Denmark (4.24)
2. Puerto Rico (4.21)
3.Colombia (4.18)
4. Iceland (4.15)
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42. Dominican Republic (2.29)

Enjoy living in your third-world shithole.

not even Sammy Sosa wants to be identified as Dominican


"Naw, guys, I'm white, I've always been white, it's just that I've had a tan for the last thirty years!"

[Ichirou]

Selective editing, ftw.

[Smooth Groove]

Wow, Puerto Ricans got beaten by police when taking a poll too?  Sadness.   :'(

[OptimoPeach]

(Image removed from quote.)
"Naw, guys, I'm white, I've always been white, it's just that I've had a tan for the last thirty years!"

Holy shit

[Ichirou]

#42 Dominican Republic (2.29)
#43 Japan (2.24)

BTW, happiness quotient is about the same, yet one has thousands of years of proud Yamato culture, has one of the planet's most advanced, high-tech societies, and has one of the best public transporation systems in the world, the other is an island where most people are illiterate, live in mud huts, and must hunt feral dogs to survive.  And they've never even known another form of life, so they probably think their society is the best, mayne.

Plus, pretty much everyone on this forum is obsessed with Japan one way or another.  Either loving it or turning their nose up and pretending to dislike it while enjoying the products released by its entertainment business.

Japan...ftw.

[Diunx]

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/07/05/costa.rica.happy.nation/

This survey was made a year ago not  three

[Ichirou]

Seems every year the survey results change wildly and there is no consistency at all, making these  things absolutely meaningless.

Nice job derailing the thread, though, reirom.

[Smooth Groove]

Ichi, I just want to know how could Puerto Rico's coerced results be taken seriously.

[Ichirou]

PM me.  This thread is about how Wrath can only get sex from whores even though he claims to have a girlfriend in posts at threads over at Wasting Your Life.

[Smooth Groove]

He's just trying to pull a Ronaldo.  Ronaldo has the best looking girls but he still did this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7374317.stm

[Ichirou]

So that's the real reason why Wrath keeps his hair long.

[Ichirou]

When you dump them, do you report them to Saudi authorities so they get executed for their pre-marital sex crimes?  That way you don't have to deal with crazy exes.

[recursivelyenumerable]

if you do go through with this now or in the future, be sure to give everyone a live play-by-play on Twitter with updates every minute or two.

[Ichirou]

Especially when the crabs start showing up and infest your genital region, including your doubtlessly hirsute taint.

[Smooth Groove]

Good move, you should save the money for the pornstar escorts here.

[Ichirou]

Do you basically date lower-cast undesirables who are bound for prostitution anyway?  I can't see chicks in Saudi Arabia engaging in pre-marital sex and then getting married to someone else.  They'd probably be executed for being dirty, dirty whores.

[Smooth Groove]

You could still check.  If you can go in raw, that means the ass hymen has already been broken. 

[Ichirou]

Anal isn't real sex.  Wrath still a virgin confirmed.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Who is "they"?

[Ichirou]

So your first time was fucking some poor underprivileged, probably underaged girl who was being pimped out by her employer.

Classy.

[Ichirou]

You probably have HIV.

Or she was probably trying to get money to feed her poor starving children.

[Ichirou]

So the rash went away on its own?

[Skidmark]

Is this going to take place in KSA?

[Ichirou]

Unlike you, I've never had to pay for sex.

[Smooth Groove]

So Ichi could only get his hos to open up their mouths to talk?

[Ichirou]

Your first time was with a maid who was being pimped out.  I'm sure you didn't pay.  What a joke.

Enjoy frequenting whores, bro.

[Madrun Badrun]

Saudi Arabia sounds like a place where even I could get laid.

Wrath we should do some trading places shit.

[Skidmark]

you didn't answer me.

[Ichirou]

Arvie already has the beard.

[MCD]

nami won't be happy in KSA.

getting laid or nami, your choice mike.

[Ichirou]

Love how Wrath's story quickly changes when he starts to get mocked for frequenting whores.

"I-it was just a fun thread to start!  I-I was never going to really fuck that whore!"

Someone just PM'd me the observation that Wrath is the Arabian Father_Mike.  Fucking nailed it.

[Diunx]

Nothing wrong with fucking a whore, stop being a judgmental asshole Ichi.

[Ichirou]

Nothing wrong with fucking a whore, stop being a judgmental asshole Ichi.

Pathetic attempt, reirom.  Go back to Brazil, papangus.

[Skidmark]

Do you know any friends who have pre-martial sex over there? is it common? I know that Saudis go to nearby countries during the summer to get laid but I don't know how it looks inside Saudi Arabia.

[Diunx]

attempt at what juan?

[Powerslave]

Ichi lied, nobody PM's him.

lol

[Ichirou]

at Ichi trying sooooo hard.

at mojo's usual weak trolling.  Keep trying, babe.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ichi lied, nobody PM's him.

Also, Arvie

[Phoenix Dark]

Everyone does anal in Saudi Arabia to avoid hymen checks? Holy shit I had never thought of that

with condoms i hope 

[Saint Cornelius]

Jesus fucking christ Ichirou is posting more in this thread than the OP.

Fuck I don't care about that fhaggot, I want to know if Wrath is going to bone this broad or not. 

[cloudwalking]

#42 Dominican Republic (2.29)
#43 Japan (2.24)

7. Switzerland (3.96)



everyone's happy because everyone's fucking rich

[Reb]

8. Netherlands (3.77)

Also, soon to be World Cup champions.

[Barry Egan]

But make sure to avoid shaking their hands 

[Smooth Groove]

#42 Dominican Republic (2.29)
#43 Japan (2.24)

7. Switzerland (3.96)



everyone's happy because everyone's fucking rich

but sad because they're not Americans. 

[cloudwalking]

#42 Dominican Republic (2.29)
#43 Japan (2.24)

7. Switzerland (3.96)



everyone's happy because everyone's fucking rich

but sad because they're not Americans. 

16. U.S.A. (3.55)