Author Topic: I gots me a fucking raise! (Read 1085 times)

Oblivion · « **on:** July 09, 2010, 07:01:12 PM »

capitalism

lazy libruls/minorities who are about to now live like kings off my new higher taxable income

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:02:43 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:10:10 PM »

take that, disgusting lazy unemployeds who refuse to take the crappy part-time jobs they can't get because they are so lazy, why won't they just die

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:24:51 PM »

Do you mow your own lawn, Prole?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:30:09 PM »

If I can manage to find productive, high-paying work within four months, during which I scraped by with absolutely NO help from society other than the $1k I got from the government and the $2k+ I borrowed from better-off friends and family members, why can't these worthless bums?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:32:02 PM »

ichirou, are you suggesting that i fail to observe the rituals of saint reagan and trickle down my monies to the little people in the form of menial jobs???

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i am a disgrace to modern conservatism, i mow my own lawn :'(

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:33:49 PM »

For shame Prole, for shame.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 09, 2010, 08:32:02 PM

ichirou, are you suggesting that i fail to observe the rituals of saint reagan and trickle down my monies to the little people in the form of menial jobs???

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i am a disgrace to modern conservatism, i mow my own lawn :'(
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Well, then, no wonder we're in a double-dip recession.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:39:43 PM »

:'(

Prole used to be my idol because he seemed to be the ultimate man's man. It breaks my heart to find out he's just another whipped fool that works day and night while his woman watches Soap network.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:44:15 PM »

I don't understand why everyone's complaining. I've been unemployed for two months and I still manage to eat gourmet food and go to museums and relax in spacious air-conditioned apartments. It's really not that bad.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:58:08 PM »

bailing out banks is bad because its socialism, and we don't want no SOCIALIST banks giving people good-paying jerbs when they could be mowin' our non-existent middle-class lawns

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:58:47 PM »

Prole, I'm pretty sure you're not middle class, bro.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:00:30 PM »

toot toot, gathering of the Schadenfreude Party ahoy

wait, that's GERMAN, smells like NATIONAL SOCIALISM to me, specifically the bad parts like, uh, the parts before the nat'l socialist party was co-opted by hitler, not the later good parts like kicking european ass and terrorizing the jews

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:01:56 PM »

You're bored, aren't you?

Let's go into Wrath's thread and make fun of him for paying for whores.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:06:22 PM »

better him pay for whores than get all pent up with jihad jizzum and attack one of our precious, precious strip malls

oh god, what if he attacks famous footwear or tj maxx,

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:08:51 PM »

It'll happen. He's going to the US in like a month.

I bet he's been an Al Qaeda sleeper agent all along, like those Russian spies Odumbass just traded (10 for 4?! And this is the man in charge of our economic recovery...he can't even do basic math!).

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:16:53 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on July 09, 2010, 08:44:15 PM

I don't understand why everyone's complaining. I've been unemployed for two months and I still manage to eat gourmet food and go to museums and relax in spacious air-conditioned apartments. It's really not that bad.

When do you have to start paying back student loans?

Oblivion · « **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:26:10 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 09, 2010, 08:58:08 PM

bailing out ~~banks~~ American Auto companies is bad because its socialism, and we don't want no SOCIALIST banks giving people good-paying jerbs when they could be mowin' our non-existent middle-class lawns

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Wall Street is the lifeblood of our economy, whereas GM is controlled by the evil nazi unions.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:32:17 PM »

The reports I read make Russian Spy sound like the ultimate hipster job.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:32:43 PM »

trouble is, american car companies gave people TOO GOODA jerbs, when they shoulda been paying them what they are really worth, which is significantly less than whatever i, a good non-socialist american, is making

i don't think folks realize how intellectually difficult it is to be a modern conservative

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:55:07 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2010, 10:21:49 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 09, 2010, 09:16:53 PM

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on July 09, 2010, 08:44:15 PM
I don't understand why everyone's complaining. I've been unemployed for two months and I still manage to eat gourmet food and go to museums and relax in spacious air-conditioned apartments. It's really not that bad.

When do you have to start paying back student loans?

about a year

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2010, 10:31:59 PM »

Want to give me some money bro?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2010, 09:49:47 AM »

Congrats!

Too bad with the 2011 tax increase President Osama bin Barack al Jihad will enact on you will take that raise away from you in taxes

chronovore · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2010, 02:03:06 AM »

Nice! Now buy stuff and post to the WDYB thread, and THE CYCLE WILL BE COMPLETE.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** July 12, 2010, 01:04:25 PM »

How come the "cost of living" raise is lower than the actual cost of living expense?

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Author Topic: I gots me a fucking raise! (Read 1085 times)