Hugh Hefner's life

[Ichirou]

Hugh Hefner opened up about his sex life in New York Times magazine's 'Questions For' column over the weekend.

When asked whether he takes "a lot" of Viagra, Hef said, "I don't take a lot, but I take it when it's called for."

"I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I'm going to be making love," he continued. "I would say at 84 it helps. It's God's little helper."

Hef only has one remaining girlfriend, Crystal Harris, 24, following his split from the Shannon twins, 20, earlier this year.

In her new memoir Kendra Wilkinson chronicles her first time with Hef, in a Playboy mansion orgy:

"One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef's room... It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn't it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him... for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn... it was very weird. I wasn't thinking about how much older Hef was--all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there."

Another ex-Bunny, Jill Ann Spaulding, described the Hef orgy a few years ago:

"Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, 'fuck her daddy, fuck her daddy!' There's a lot of cheerleading going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She's the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She's around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She's been there for three years now... When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She's the first to go because that's the safest for her. No protection and no testing. He doesn't care."

[Stoney Mason]

I don't whether to be impressed by that or think its the saddest thing I've ever read. Probably both at the same time.

[Joe Molotov]

Yep, he's 84 and he's hitting prime trim every night, pretty much what everyone's known all alone.

[Flannel Boy]

I don't whether to be impressed by that or think its the saddest thing I've ever read. Probably both at the same time.

It depends on whose eyes you're looking through: Hef's or the girls', who are looking at a drooling, wrinkled 84 year-old man with a hard-on.

[Stoney Mason]

I don't whether to be impressed by that or think its the saddest thing I've ever read. Probably both at the same time.

It depends on whose eyes you're looking through: Hef's or the girl's, who are looking at a drooling, wrinkled 84 year-old man with a hard-on.

Honestly I kind of think its sad all around. But if he is finding pleasure in such things. Then I guess its honestly none of my business.

[Smooth Groove]

So in one average night of Huge's life, he gets to tap more hot asses than all of us would ever get. 

[Bildi]

Not only does he need viagra but he also needs a cheerleading squad?  WTF.

[Akala]

the poor bastard.

[Flannel Boy]

the poor bastard.

He probably cries himself to sleep after the dozens of young--barely legal--playmates have left his bedroom.

[Smooth Groove]

Actually, isn't Hugh kinda barely legal?  Reverse gang-banging someone of his age almost seems like involuntary manslaughter.

[Diunx]

[Ichirou]

It just struck me as both sad and hilarious.

[Flannel Boy]

What guy wouldn't want to be in his shoes slippers? 

[Ichirou]

I hope at 84 I'll have more emotionally fulfilling things to do with my life than lie on my back while young ladies who view me with secret disgust take turns bouncing on my artificially inflated cock.

That's just me, though.  Your mileage may vary.

[Smooth Groove]

Actually, it might be hotter when you're banging a chick who's not into you.  Mr. Marcus says that's how he gets wood in movies. 

[TripleA]

What a sad life.

[Flannel Boy]

I hope at 84 I'll have more emotionally fulfilling things to do with my life than lie on my back while young ladies who view me with secret disgust take turns bouncing on my artificially inflated cock.

There are 24 hours in a day, plenty of time for emotional-fulfillment.

[Diunx]

I hope at 84 I can get 18 year old girls to ride my artificially inflated cock every night before going to sleep with my 19 year old GF.

[chronovore]

It just struck me as both sad and hilarious.

I'll vote similarly. He's living in a fantasy world; if he thinks that coochie is safe, he's... oh, who am I kidding? At 84 he's probably wishing he could go out by heart attack while nailing 20 girls in a row.

[Bildi]

I hope at 84 I can get 18 year old girls to ride my artificially inflated cock every night before going to sleep with my 19 year old GF.

I'm aiming to achieve that by 80.

[brawndolicious]

I don't really see anything so sad about this if he's also just seeing the girls as sex toys.  I mean, he's getting cheerleaders as the only man in the orgy and yet he comes in two minutes and doesn't use a condom.  And he does this apparently every week.  I'm sure he's not under any delusions that this is something with trancendental emotional value or wtf bullshit.  He's just getting off, a lot.

[Joe Molotov]

I don't really see anything so sad about this if he's also just seeing the girls as sex toys.  I mean, he's getting cheerleaders as the only man in the orgy and yet he comes in two minutes and doesn't use a condom.  And he does this apparently every week.  I'm sure he's not under any delusions that this is something with trancendental emotional value or wtf bullshit.  He's just getting off, a lot.

It's alright, Ichi's just player hating.

[Madrun Badrun]

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/transcendental

[Ichirou]

I don't really see anything so sad about this if he's also just seeing the girls as sex toys.  I mean, he's getting cheerleaders as the only man in the orgy and yet he comes in two minutes and doesn't use a condom.  And he does this apparently every week.  I'm sure he's not under any delusions that this is something with trancendental emotional value or wtf bullshit.  He's just getting off, a lot.

It's alright, Ichi's just player hating.

As I said, your mileage may vary.

[Ichirou]

You edited your post like four times, Jinflush. 

[Joe Molotov]

I don't really see anything so sad about this if he's also just seeing the girls as sex toys.  I mean, he's getting cheerleaders as the only man in the orgy and yet he comes in two minutes and doesn't use a condom.  And he does this apparently every week.  I'm sure he's not under any delusions that this is something with trancendental emotional value or wtf bullshit.  He's just getting off, a lot.

It's alright, Ichi's just player hating.

As I said, your mileage may vary.

Your mileage to the Player Hater's Ball may vary.

[Ichirou]

Do you think the playmates close their eyes and pretend they're fucking Hef in his prime while trying to avoid listening to his weird shallow breathing as he gets excited?

"Huuuuuhhhh...huuuuuuhhhhhh....huuuuuuuuhhhhh..."
"Fuck her, daddy, fuck her!"
"I'm...huuuuuuuuuhhh...fuck....huhhhhh....ing...her.....huhhhhhhh"
"Go daddy, go!"
"Huhhhhh, huhhhhh...someone....get me my...huhhhhh...oxygen mask...quick....huhhhh...not you....you stay on top of my dick...huhhhh"

He probably shits himself from excitement when he cums.

[lennedsay]

He seriously doesn't use condoms?  Maybe he doesn't give a shit if he gets STDs but the girls should have a long life ahead. Wtf.

But yea, I couldn't personally jump on some old dude's dick. The whole thing is so weird yet interesting.

[Smooth Groove]

Well, Hugh wouldn't want your young, pretty but ageist vagina on his old meat either.

[Ichirou]

tbh, Hugh's orgies sound rather bland.  He just lays on the bed while chicks mount him.  If it were me, I'd do Caligula style orgies - fisting, analingus, make the twins eat each other out, the whole nine yards.  It would be incredibly sick and depraved.   Fucking legendary.

[lennedsay]

  oh you boys...

But yea, it's totally bland. You get that many girls together, and most would want some lesi action, at the bare minimum. I guess it has to be all about him.   

Less cheerleading, more fuckin'!

[Ichirou]

oh you boys...

But yea, it's totally bland. You get that many girls together, and most would want some lesi action, at the bare minimum. I guess it has to be all about him.   

Less cheerleading, more fuckin'!

Would you...want some lesi action?

[Smooth Groove]

tbh, Hugh's orgies sound rather bland.  He just lays on the bed while chicks mount him.  If it were me, I'd do Caligula style orgies - fisting, analingus, make the twins eat each other out, the whole nine yards.  It would be incredibly sick and depraved.   Fucking legendary.

Caligula is played out.  Depravity today is all about smashing it like on facialabuse and meatholes. 

[lennedsay]

oh you boys...

But yea, it's totally bland. You get that many girls together, and most would want some lesi action, at the bare minimum. I guess it has to be all about him.   

Less cheerleading, more fuckin'!

Would you...want some lesi action?

Duh!  I don't think you can post here unless you're at least partially homo.

Plus it's a lot hotter than Hef's saggy balls.

[Smooth Groove]

I'd fap to lennedsay lezing with herself.  No homo.

[tehjaybo]

I'd fap to lennedsay lezing with herself.  No homo.

^

[Robo]

Hefner in the 70's looked like a really ugly Aaron Eckhart.