Author Topic: On August the 16th my feet finally touch American soil after so many years! (Read 2251 times)

Wrath2X · « **on:** July 13, 2010, 06:19:59 PM »

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I can not believe it. Finally, after so many years living in Saudi Arabia, hoping for the day I can be in the good old USA again! I can finally drink Sunny Delight again after so many years trying to remember the taste. I can go to rock concerts. I can go to the cinema without having to go to another country. I can have long hair without bearded maniacs following me around with scissors. I can listen to music without everyone batting an eye. The stores don't close every other hour due to Prayers.

I can not fucking wait!!!

*salutes*

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:22:24 PM »

TripleA · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:25:22 PM »

You're in for a surprise.

Hint: Shit is fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:29:15 PM »

Fun fun fun!

Are you touring different states?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:41:49 PM »

LA

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:43:28 PM »

Somebody call Homeland Security.

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:46:38 PM »

Lets see how much weight Wrath gains during his Americanization.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:54:16 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 13, 2010, 06:46:38 PM

Lets see how much weight Wrath gains during his Americanization.

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 13, 2010, 06:43:42 PM

Oh Allah, Cheeseburgers? And what is this sinful bliss.... BACON? I MUST HAVE IT.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:56:52 PM »

Freedom

Sharia law

Since all white people know each other, I'll tell the Montanians to take it easy on you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2010, 07:26:40 PM »

Should have come to Canada

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2010, 07:42:56 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 13, 2010, 07:26:40 PM

Should have come to Canada

Bombing targets just weren't enticing enough.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2010, 07:45:43 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 13, 2010, 07:26:40 PM

Should have come to Canada

Does Canada have Sunny D?

Boogie · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2010, 07:55:57 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 13, 2010, 07:45:43 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 13, 2010, 07:26:40 PM
Should have come to Canada

Does Canada have Sunny D?

No, but we have some purple stuff.

Yeti · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2010, 07:57:02 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2010, 07:55:57 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 13, 2010, 07:45:43 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 13, 2010, 07:26:40 PM
Should have come to Canada

Does Canada have Sunny D?

No, but we have some purple stuff.

Is it in a bag?

tiesto · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2010, 09:20:38 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2010, 07:55:57 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 13, 2010, 07:45:43 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 13, 2010, 07:26:40 PM
Should have come to Canada

Does Canada have Sunny D?

No, but we have some purple stuff.

T234 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2010, 10:39:04 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2010, 07:55:57 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 13, 2010, 07:45:43 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 13, 2010, 07:26:40 PM
Should have come to Canada

Does Canada have Sunny D?

No, but we have some purple stuff.

Yeah, purple stuff that is amazing but it costs 1600 dollars a pound and will have huge-armed, MMA-trained, bespectacled, big badass hat and boot wearing motherfuckers that are handing out poundings or soft lovin and they're all out of soft lovin dudes chasin you down.

Beezy · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2010, 11:22:03 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2010, 07:57:02 AM

Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2010, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 13, 2010, 07:45:43 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 13, 2010, 07:26:40 PM
Should have come to Canada

Does Canada have Sunny D?

No, but we have some purple stuff.

Is it in a bag?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2010, 11:39:31 AM »

Why UCLA? It's a good school but not nearly prestigious enough that people would have it as a dream school.

Also, take some swimming lessons before you come here, if you haven't already.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2010, 11:46:28 AM »

Good. Knowing how to hold your breath is important in case you get waterboarded.

I've lived in LA for almost my whole life which obliges me to tell you that it's a really shitty place to indulge in American culture. At least go to San Francisco if you want to live in California.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2010, 11:47:42 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 13, 2010, 06:19:59 PM

I can not believe it. Finally, after so many years living in Saudi Arabia, hoping for the day I can be in the good old USA again! I can finally drink Sunny Delight again after so many years trying to remember the taste. I can go to rock concerts. I can go to the cinema without having to go to another country. I can have long hair without bearded maniacs following me around with scissors. I can listen to music without everyone batting an eye. The stores don't close every other hour due to Prayers.

"The struggle for freedom and justice turned out to be little more than a craving for bananas and pornography"

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:07:30 PM »

Wrath: I'm moving to America!
Me:

where you going?!
Wrath: Montana
Me:

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:08:00 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 14, 2010, 12:29:47 PM

I'm pretty indulged in american culture already, and the cities I've always wanted to live in are LA, New York, Chicago and cliched international city choices. So basically movies did a number on me.

Is this a pretty common thing where you live?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:36:53 PM »

Wrath can finally let his soul glo!

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Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2010, 02:31:25 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 14, 2010, 11:39:31 AM

Also, take some swimming lessons before you come here, if you haven't already.

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 14, 2010, 11:41:18 AM

I know how to swim, and I always wanted to live in LA.

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 14, 2010, 11:46:28 AM

Good. Knowing how to hold your breath is important in case you get waterboarded.

fucking fantastic setup

But seriously though, why Montana again?

Powerslave · « **Reply #24 on:** July 14, 2010, 02:35:52 PM »

Maiden's The Final Frontier comes out on August 16

Am I right Wrath?

BlackMage · « **Reply #25 on:** July 14, 2010, 02:53:21 PM »

Quote from: The Business on July 14, 2010, 02:50:38 PM

Quote from: mojovonio on July 14, 2010, 02:36:45 PM
You're excited... about... Sunny Delight...

The problem with Westerners is they take too much for granted.

...

i want the purple stuff

Diunx · « **Reply #26 on:** July 14, 2010, 03:04:24 PM »

I miss the bucket of ice cream they sell at the supermarket :'(

Powerslave · « **Reply #27 on:** July 14, 2010, 03:53:43 PM »

What do you think of El Dorado ?

BlackMage · « **Reply #28 on:** July 14, 2010, 04:49:25 PM »

here's the deal wrath! you get to UCLA we will hang out. I'll introduce you to my friends too. That way you'll be cool

Powerslave · « **Reply #29 on:** July 14, 2010, 05:25:15 PM »

It's a free download from their site.

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Author Topic: On August the 16th my feet finally touch American soil after so many years! (Read 2251 times)

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