Any new internet lingo?

[bagofeyes]

what kind of phrases do people use these days? do you still say 'no homo' ??

[Flannel Boy]

Not anymore; instead, we just say "no bagofeyes"

[bagofeyes]

 :himu

[BlueTsunami]

"Uguu" was en vogue for a while but not anymore. Gay subtext is still driving force here as per the himumu emote

[chronovore]

People are using "real talk" which to my frustration has actually entered my normal thought processes, though thankfully I have yet to utter it aloud.

Also of note since you're in Japan, some peeps here use "wacky jappy" which bothers me but I usually keep my trap shut about, and others are fond of saying "two bombs were not enough" in reference to Japan, to which I usually cannot resist a firm fingerwag.

"Firm fingerwag" itself seems like it should be an imaginary sex maneuver of the "Dirty Sanchez" or "Donkey Punch" variety.

Other than that, there is a lot of :fml and :smh for "fuck my life" and "shake my head"

For the record, I prefer to   -- and I don't even know what "fbm" means.

[Barry Egan]

For the record, I prefer to   -- and I don't even know what "fbm" means.

well, there's the feels good frog, i.e.:



I think you can figure it out from there. 

[Dickie Dee]

I don't even know what "fbm" means.

[Barry Egan]

if you ever embark on an internet jihad against Will Federman it's called "goin' shinobi".  It is represented by either or , depending on whether or not you jerked the gerkin to furry porn that day.

[Ichirou]

"The view from the hill" = when you're sarcastically expressing what the powers-that-be at Evilbore think.  i.e., "The view from the hill is that Himuro's trolling has gone too far."

"to no one's tears" = as in "You will be raped by a pack of wild bears, to no one's tears."

"bottom-feeders" = Cheebs, Shake and myself.

[Smooth Groove]

"pulling a mupepe" or "to mupepe somebody" is basically the equivalent of jewing an unsuspecting victim. 

[bagofeyes]

i'll rape your bum, to no one's tears. no homo.

[Ichirou]

"Pulling a mupepe" means getting someone to trust you and then ripping them off in spectacular fashion.

[Flannel Boy]

"Pulling a mupepe" also means giving Mupepe a handjob.

[bagofeyes]

who did he rip off?

[Ichirou]

The following are true statements:

The view from the hill is that pulling a mupepe is not a bannable offense.  Bottom-feeders like Ichirou deserve everything they get for being dumb enough to trust someone on the internet.  That's why they get screwed over, to no one's tears.

[Ichirou]

who did he rip off?

He ripped me off for $200 worth of games and electronics.

[Smooth Groove]

The following are true statements:

The view from the hill is that pulling a mupepe is not a bannable offense.  Bottom-feeders like Ichirou deserve everything they get for being dumb enough to trust someone on the internet.  That's why they get screwed over, to no one's tears.

Having said that, you know, at the end of the day, it is what it is. 

[bagofeyes]

who did he rip off?

He ripped me off for $200 worth of games and electronics.

oh i think i remember that. twas bold. very bold.

[Ichirou]

Never trust a Mexican. :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

i'd pull a mupepe

[BlackMage]

fucking ichi brings this shit up any chance he gets.

[Van Cruncheon]

pulling an ichi makes a real mess :'(

[Flannel Boy]

Yup, he pulled an ichi.

I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it involves sand and a vagina.

[BlackMage]

Yup, he pulled an ichi.

I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it involves sand and a vagina.

or ass and a stick. whichever you prefer

[Joe Molotov]

Side-Hug verb
When you want to show affection, but you don't want your naughty front bits to accidentally brush against the other persons.

"Prole was so turned on by the sight of his wife's bare ankle, he side-hugged her twice!"

[Powerslave]

fucking ichi brings this shit up any chance he gets.

lol yeah

Yup, he pulled an ichi.

lol

Yup, he pulled an ichi.

I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it involves sand and a vagina.

lol

Side-Hug verb
When you want to show affection, but you don't want your naughty front bits to accidentally brush against the other persons.

"Prole was so turned on by the sight of his wife's bare ankle, he side-hugged her twice!"

lol

[Van Cruncheon]

lol

Side-Hug verb
When you want to show affection, but you don't want your naughty front bits to accidentally brush against the other persons.

"Prole was so turned on by the sight of his wife's bare ankle, he side-hugged her twice!"

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WILLCO ADD THIS RACY EMOTICON

[BlackMage]

the only way he'd add that emoticon is if one of them was black.. it's the law

[Smooth Groove]

Side-Hug verb
When you want to show affection, but you don't want your naughty front bits to accidentally brush against the other persons.

"Prole was so turned on by the sight of his wife's bare ankle, he side-hugged her twice!"

synonyms

Side-Hug verb

pulling a Prole, puritanical display of affection ,

[pilonv1]

I see "ethered" quite a bit these days

[Ichirou]

fucking ichi brings this shit up any chance he gets.

It was Smooth Groove who brought it up, you dumb eyebrow-shaving fuck. 

[chronovore]

I see "ethered" quite a bit these days

Yeah, what is that?

[Joe Molotov]

To pull a Jinfash:

To bitterly and angrily close one's own thread about being bitter and angry.

[Flannel Boy]

I see "ethered" quite a bit these days

I've been seeing it since 2001.

Did you start using it on September 11th? 

[Smooth Groove]

I see "ethered" quite a bit these days

I've been seeing it since 2001.

Did you start using it on September 11th? 

Too soon!

[Flannel Boy]

I see "ethered" quite a bit these days

I've been seeing it since 2001.

Did you start using it on September 11th? 

Too soon!

I pulled a malek.