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GilloD

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Bod am i drunk
« on: July 14, 2010, 09:48:46 AM »
Just dsicovreted the small soju cocktail has as much soju as the big soju cockatuil
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2010, 09:53:08 AM »
Elloh, m’I coStt

Thwta’s this? S’it a nepcil.
Ookl ta htat! It’s a nokmey!
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 09:54:25 AM »
Where is Namdaemun???
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2010, 09:55:01 AM »
Quote from: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:53:08 AM
Elloh, m’I coStt

Thwta’s this? S’it a nepcil.
Ookl ta htat! It’s a nokmey!


Nope, don't buy it. A drunk person wouldn't be able to perfectly swap letters around like that.
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2010, 09:55:18 AM »
Just keep a wary eye out for "shit-needles".

Man, that story still cracks me up. Shit-needles.
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2010, 09:55:46 AM »
how do you say 'boobs' in korean?
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2010, 09:56:33 AM »
Quote from: Borys on July 14, 2010, 09:53:14 AM
Is your dongu small like small dongu or long like big dongu?

BIG DONGU.

I love to go to the Korean saunas because all the Korean guys stare at your dick and I'm like RUMORS ARE TRUE FUCKERS
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2010, 09:57:20 AM »
Quote from: bagofeyes on July 14, 2010, 09:55:46 AM
how do you say 'boobs' in korean?

Boobs are like a huge no-no nhere. Crotch is okay, but cleavge is like a serious no wya thing. Even in pornos, Korean girls ide thir tits. fuuuu
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2010, 09:57:57 AM »
fuck. i love tits  :fbm
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2010, 10:02:55 AM »
ME TOO. this counry is one huge back bag of fuck
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bagofeyes

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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2010, 10:05:18 AM »
you should burn down namdaemun
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2010, 10:07:09 AM »
The like black market imported goods p;lace is nera ythe Namdamun ruins lul
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2010, 10:17:29 AM »
Ask bobrimpikescreek
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2010, 10:40:26 AM »
:fbm
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2010, 11:34:52 AM »
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2010, 01:16:49 PM »
Quote from: Borys on July 14, 2010, 11:02:34 AM
GilloD is the best azn on this board :bow2 :bow2

You're so stupid.
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2010, 01:25:35 PM »
Korea sounds like a nightmare :fbm
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2010, 01:30:39 PM »
Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on July 14, 2010, 01:25:35 PM
Korea sounds like a nightmare :fbm

GilloD probably has to get drunk every day before school to keep from going on a rampage. :fbm
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2010, 03:25:10 PM »
Quote from: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:48:46 AM
Just dsicovreted the small soju cocktail has as much soju as the big soju cockatuil

the small cocks have as much as soju as the big cocks?
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2010, 05:16:03 PM »
             i want your bod
i want your bod
          i want your bod
    i want your bod

I can't stop thinking of those awful bodyspray commercials whenever I read this thread title.  smh
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Barry Egan

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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2010, 05:25:57 PM »
oh god roboj how could you  :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2010, 05:39:35 PM »
the only time i havent been able to type correctly no matter how hard i tried i was on liquor, xanax, and ambien ::)
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2010, 06:16:31 PM »
lost at see somewhere wating
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2010, 06:27:28 PM »
Quote from: drew on July 14, 2010, 05:39:35 PM
the only time i havent been able to type correctly no matter how hard i tried i was on liquor, xanax, and ambien ::)

a perfect opportunity for me to say

cool story bro
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2010, 07:43:56 PM »
hoisted with his own petard
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2010, 10:02:02 AM »
noq im fuckin edrunk coteachers def me soju and assholes fcking ruined my weekend whatever
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2010, 10:03:03 AM »
owned!
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2010, 10:03:58 AM »
fuckin dicks told me likee a day earlu u got a staff dinnnnner and i fuckin had houseparty plasn assholes
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2010, 10:06:50 AM »
dont trust asians
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2010, 10:13:15 AM »
this unatactibe bitc is trying to et me to go tu bupyeong and shes nice but im not adtracted to her
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2010, 10:14:16 AM »
bupyeong her ass, brah
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2010, 04:13:15 PM »
As long as this thread remains visible on these first few pages GilloD is drunk.
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2010, 04:15:57 PM »
He got drunk on Gillo shots.

www.instantrimshot.com
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2010, 12:51:57 PM »
Now im drunk agaun after jail bar
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2010, 01:27:56 PM »
I spent this morning cleaning vomit off my bathroom floor.  There were ants EVERYWHERE.  :fbm
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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2010, 01:33:13 PM »
One of my fondest teenage memories is being awakened by a giant trail of ants feasting on my puke after spending the night on my friend's bathroom floor
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Barry Egan

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Re: Bod am i drunk
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2010, 09:07:20 PM »
I'm drunk
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