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bagofeyes

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I brushed my own gums off
« on: July 15, 2010, 02:09:05 AM »
So I notice this tingling in my lower teeth and check inside my mouth and my lower gums have disappeared. The dentist said I brushed my teeth too hard and ripped them off. Shit sucks 
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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 02:10:38 AM »
I bet he gave you a special cream to sooth the pain.

bagofeyes

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 02:11:28 AM »
now i have to brush with a small kids toothbrush lol

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 02:14:08 AM »


Brushing your teeth: so damn easy even bagofeyes a toddler can do it

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 02:15:27 AM »
im too manly. i cant control my own strength.

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 02:18:15 AM »
This thread works even better if you imagine it being said by Mel Gibson.


So I notice this tingling in my lower teeth and check inside my mouth and my lower gums have disappeared. The dentist said I brushed my teeth too hard and ripped them off.
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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 02:22:42 AM »

The dentist said that it looked like my mouth was raped by a pack of *******
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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 02:54:36 AM »
At least your teeth are super duper clean.

Did your dentist tell you not to brush side to side, only up and down?  I found side to side wears a ridge in your tooth next to the gum, exposing the enamel.

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 02:57:17 AM »
Sounds like gangrene.  :fbm

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 01:30:30 PM »
Must just be too accustomed to moving stick like things fast and hard in your mouth.

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 01:39:08 PM »
bleedingbagofgums :'(
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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2010, 01:41:39 PM »
holy shit, I always broke up his name as bago feyes.

Words should not be concatenated without camel humping!!!

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2010, 01:50:23 PM »
holy shit, I always broke up his name as bago feyes.

Words should not be concatenated without camel humping!!!

I did too until I typed up my former post :lol
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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2010, 01:52:28 PM »
Bago Feyes sounds cool too like Bobba Fetts Turkish cousin or something.

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2010, 01:54:07 PM »
So I notice this tingling in my lower teeth and check inside my mouth and my lower gums have disappeared. The dentist said I brushed my teeth too hard and ripped them off. Shit sucks 
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Sounds like you have periodontal disease. There's more to receding gums/lost gums than brushing your teeth "too hard," which is ridiculous
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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2010, 01:56:42 PM »
He went to a Japanese dentist.  Have you seen the average Japanese person's grill?
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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2010, 01:57:12 PM »
:lol

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2010, 01:58:12 PM »
So I notice this tingling in my lower teeth and check inside my mouth and my lower gums have disappeared. The dentist said I brushed my teeth too hard and ripped them off. Shit sucks 
:fbm

Sounds like you have periodontal disease. There's more to receding gums/lost gums than brushing your teeth "too hard," which is ridiculous

What about excessive sucking of BBC?

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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2010, 02:02:51 PM »
He went to a Japanese dentist.  Have you seen the average Japanese person's grill?

Seriously, there has to be more to this. I can't imagine a dentist telling someone "looks like you brush too hard. Here's a kid toothbrush, use it delicately. Kthnxbye"
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Re: I brushed my own gums off
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2010, 02:04:43 PM »
Trust me, I've lived here for five years.  Japanese doctors are completely fucking incompetent.
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