Author Topic: Old Spice is my new god (Read 1692 times)

Ecrofirt · « **on:** July 17, 2010, 11:25:22 AM »

I want to bathe in Old Spice. I've always thought of it as the classic masculine scent.

Nikki, however, HATES the smell.

I was on doing some training for work this past week in Fairfax, VA and while there the first thing I did was buy myself a bottle. I then proceeded to put it in in the morning, after training, and then again for bed. I love it.

Nikki, however, HATES the smell. And now I'm back home, and I'm wearing it, and she's yelling $:-\$

bagofeyes · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:26:52 AM »

chicks don't know about masculine scents

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:30:48 AM »

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:30:54 AM »

Clearly, your wife hates black people.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:49:43 AM »

Hello ladies, I'm on a bike.

BlackMage · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:18:58 PM »

how can you not love the smell of old spice?

lennedsay · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM »

You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

BlackMage · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:23:28 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM

You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

recommendations?!

lennedsay · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:26:15 PM »

Blood and sweat.

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Old Spice has some nice body wash scents too.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:38:15 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM

You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I use it all the time!

BlackMage · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:39:03 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2010, 12:38:15 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I use it all the time!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:43:00 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2010, 12:38:15 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I use it all the time!

Yeah, but you're not MARRIED to a girl that hates it.

Sorry, Ecro.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:44:15 PM »

Easy solution: don't get married!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:44:52 PM »

Too late for Ecro!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2010, 02:02:53 PM »

http://www.adrants.com/2010/07/and-the-old-spice-parodies-begin.php

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2010, 02:31:54 PM »

I'd never use Old Spice because my father always used it. His-garlic-breath didn't help.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2010, 02:34:47 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 17, 2010, 02:31:54 PM

I'd never use Old Spice because my father always used it. His-garlic-breath didn't help.

"Every time Malek mounted a woman, he would be reminded of that nauseous mix of Old Spice and garlic breath that would wash over him like a wave every Thursday night when his father entered his room intoxicated."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2010, 02:36:35 PM »

God damn it.

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Ecrofirt · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2010, 03:57:44 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM

You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I've got that one beat! Haven't gotten laid in months!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2010, 04:04:43 PM »

Of course she hates it

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Boogie · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2010, 04:07:56 PM »

My ex loved the smell of old spice body wash and cologne.

Female coworkers have also commented positively on it.

etiolate · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2010, 05:59:46 PM »

old spice is a true classic

Do they still sell them in those collector molds? The lighthouses and such?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2010, 09:49:52 PM »

fuck old spice, get with the hai karate

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lennedsay · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2010, 10:14:50 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on July 17, 2010, 03:57:44 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I've got that one beat! Haven't gotten laid in months!

Huh?! Didn't you just get married? That's terrible!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:49:28 PM »

I'm pretty sure they've been married, and that there's a kid too... can't quite remember, tho. Nikki used to post here back in the day but I guess she's all busy now.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:57:02 PM »

Having kids will do that to ya.

Boogie · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2010, 12:12:18 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on July 17, 2010, 11:49:28 PM

I'm pretty sure they've been married, and that there's a kid too... can't quite remember, tho. Nikki used to post here back in the day but I guess she's all busy now.

I don't recall any news of a kid. At least, not on the forum here.

but ya, don't remember the last time Nikki posted.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #27 on:** July 18, 2010, 02:03:49 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 18, 2010, 12:12:18 AM

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on July 17, 2010, 11:49:28 PM
I'm pretty sure they've been married, and that there's a kid too... can't quite remember, tho. Nikki used to post here back in the day but I guess she's all busy now.

I don't recall any news of a kid. At least, not on the forum here.

but ya, don't remember the last time Nikki posted.

Nikki is off of EB entirely, I think. She used to lurk and post all the time, so she wanted to break away from the addiction.
But yea, we have a 6 month old son. Pretty sure I posted a picture of him on here shortly after birth. He's a cutie.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #28 on:** July 18, 2010, 02:19:24 PM »

I hope things are good for you and your family, Ecro.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** July 18, 2010, 03:32:27 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 18, 2010, 02:19:24 PM

I hope things are good for you and your family, Ecro.

I'm sure they are.

Just not for his penis.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** July 18, 2010, 03:37:57 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 10:14:50 PM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on July 17, 2010, 03:57:44 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I've got that one beat! Haven't gotten laid in months!

Huh?! Didn't you just get married? That's terrible!

?? Terrible, it is a part of life. Ball and chain means more time with your hand. Or fleshlight. Or anything you can shove your wang into.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** July 18, 2010, 03:41:58 PM »

You should. I smell that shit on your lip every time you post.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** July 18, 2010, 03:43:38 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 18, 2010, 03:41:05 PM

I don't use any scents at all. Nothing.

Same. VERY occasionally I use a tiny bit of some Tommy cologne I've had for about a decade, I'm sure. The bottle is still like 4/5 full. But maybe I should it use it more, as one girl seemed to like it a lot.

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Author Topic: Old Spice is my new god (Read 1692 times)