Author Topic: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?! (Read 5085 times)

BlackMage · « **on:** July 19, 2010, 06:27:49 PM »

Even when these assholes aren't invited they show up and fuck up my taste buds. DAMN YOU PICKLES

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:28:54 PM »

Pickles are awesome. Go shave yer eyebrows, kid.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:29:28 PM »

Pickles should be in one place and one place only: the trash.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:30:42 PM »

I always ask for extra gherkin (pickles to you uncultured folk) in my burger

BlackMage · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:32:55 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 19, 2010, 06:28:54 PM

Pickles are awesome. Go shave yer eyebrows, kid.

i say one thing and you get all pussy sensitive about it. get over it

Bildi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:41:43 PM »

I can't get enough of cucumbers in all variations. Large, small, pickled, fresh, peeled, unpeeled....

.

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:44:10 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 19, 2010, 06:32:55 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on July 19, 2010, 06:28:54 PM
Pickles are awesome. Go shave yer eyebrows, kid.

i say one thing and you get all pussy sensitive about it. get over it

Billy Zane.

Yeti · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:52:41 PM »

I have a love/hate relationship with the pickles in Chik-Fil-A sandwiches.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:06:01 PM »

pickles are fucking great someone leper the op.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:06:30 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on July 19, 2010, 06:30:42 PM

I always ask for extra gherkin (pickles to you uncultured folk) in my burger

You get that extra jerkin on your burger alright.

Bebpo · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:23:07 PM »

pickles are good good good until you die from sodium overload

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:29:17 PM »

pickles rock, brah

TripleA · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:33:12 PM »

Pickles are AWESOME

bagofeyes · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:35:27 PM »

I remember when I was young and used to take the pickles off my burger. But I'm a man now, with manly tastebuds.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:39:18 PM »

I'm partial to sweet pickles, myself. Bread and butter

Positive Touch · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2010, 08:08:58 PM »

the finest pickles money can buy

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2010, 08:12:22 PM »

whoever dislikes pickles needs to be banned

sorry

Purple Filth · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2010, 08:40:47 PM »

Pickles are great.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2010, 08:44:58 PM »

Are they sweet pickles? Otherwise throw em out

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2010, 09:52:01 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on July 19, 2010, 07:06:01 PM

pickles are fucking great someone leper the op.

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 19, 2010, 07:35:27 PM

I remember when I was young and used to take the pickles off my burger. But I'm a man now, with manly tastebuds.

Quote from: Himuro on July 19, 2010, 08:12:22 PM

whoever dislikes pickles needs to be banned

sorry

agreed, except the sorry part

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2010, 09:56:57 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 19, 2010, 09:52:01 PM

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on July 19, 2010, 07:06:01 PM
pickles are fucking great someone leper the op.
Quote from: bagofeyes on July 19, 2010, 07:35:27 PM
I remember when I was young and used to take the pickles off my burger. But I'm a man now, with manly tastebuds.
Quote from: Himuro on July 19, 2010, 08:12:22 PM
whoever dislikes pickles needs to be banned

sorry
agreed, except the sorry part

back stabber!!

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2010, 10:01:20 PM »

pickles fucking suck, I stand with blackmage on this issue.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2010, 10:42:41 PM »

Love pickles

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:16:15 PM »

Pickled anything is delicious: cucumbers, garlic, asparagus, artichoke hearts, pigs feet, carrots, peppers (OMG PICKLED PEPPERS ROCK MY WORLD)....etc etc.

Not a huge fan of sweet pickled foods. :/

lennedsay · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:16:35 PM »

Fuck pickles!

And who the fuck thought it'd be a great idea to put them on your plate next to a sandwich, just barely touching the bread and, like, 5 fries? I seriously rip off the bread that touched it and discard the fries. Then I proceed to smell each bite before I take it. I seriously almost vomit just thinking about it.

BlackMage · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:20:05 PM »

alright! my army is slowly forming SOON we will... make our own forum! anti-pickle squad assemble!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:33:04 PM »

Is your army the one that also says, 'beer is too bitter' ?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:35:43 PM »

I'm pro-pickle.

lennedsay · « **Reply #28 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:49:01 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 19, 2010, 11:33:04 PM

Is your army the one that also says, 'beer is too bitter' ?

I just drink straight hard liquor instead.

muckhole · « **Reply #29 on:** July 20, 2010, 12:13:20 AM »

Pickles

Pickled Eggs

(especially those fucking purple homemade ones that I see from time to time)

Bildi · « **Reply #30 on:** July 20, 2010, 12:53:50 AM »

Look at all dem pickles.

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BlackMage · « **Reply #31 on:** July 20, 2010, 12:56:28 AM »

shots fired! WAR has begun!

Bildi · « **Reply #32 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:10:28 AM »

Let's see your anti-pickle brigade fight back when they can't stop dry-retching.

Diunx · « **Reply #33 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:11:48 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 19, 2010, 11:16:35 PM

Fuck pickles!

And who the fuck thought it'd be a great idea to put them on your plate next to a sandwich, just barely touching the bread and, like, 5 fries? I seriously rip off the bread that touched it and discard the fries. Then I proceed to smell each bite before I take it. I seriously almost vomit just thinking about it.

Quote from: lennedsay on July 19, 2010, 11:49:01 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 19, 2010, 11:33:04 PM
Is your army the one that also says, 'beer is too bitter' ?

I just drink straight hard liquor instead.

lennedsay · « **Reply #34 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:18:26 AM »

Every word is true too.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #35 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:33:41 AM »

Fuck pickles

Plain with extra cheese

Reb · « **Reply #36 on:** July 20, 2010, 05:31:10 AM »

Oh look Jinfash trying to please somebody, what a surprise.

Reb · « **Reply #37 on:** July 20, 2010, 08:10:14 AM »

Quote from: Borys on July 20, 2010, 08:04:07 AM

Best burger ever:

- raw onion rings
- pickles!
- NO FUCKING TOMATOES
- fried onion bits
- NO FUCKING MAYO
- ketchup
- olives
- lettuce

No actual burger in there. :polecry

lennedsay · « **Reply #38 on:** July 20, 2010, 08:50:49 AM »

Who needs all that pussy shit on your burger? All I need is meat and cheese, like a real man.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:10:36 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 20, 2010, 08:50:49 AM

Who needs all that pussy shit on your burger? All I need is meat and cheese, like a real man.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #40 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:13:08 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 20, 2010, 08:10:14 AM

Quote from: Borys on July 20, 2010, 08:04:07 AM
Best burger ever:

- raw onion rings
- pickles!
- NO FUCKING TOMATOES
- fried onion bits
- NO FUCKING MAYO
- ketchup
- olives
- lettuce

No actual burger in there. :polecry

Powerslave · « **Reply #41 on:** July 20, 2010, 12:53:04 PM »

Eat pickles with everything.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #42 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:10:27 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 20, 2010, 08:50:49 AM

Who needs all that pussy shit on your burger? All I need is meat and cheese, like a real man.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:21:12 PM »

I'm not big on tomatoes on burgers. Well, it depends. Sometimes too many makes it too juicy and the tomatoe taste takes away from the burger. It has to be just right.

cool breeze · « **Reply #44 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:44:01 PM »

I'm still waiting for someone to say they drink pickle brine

Robo · « **Reply #45 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:49:44 PM »

Who the hell drools over LETTUCE?

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:13:26 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 20, 2010, 01:49:44 PM

Who the hell drools over LETTUCE?

poles who can't afford beef

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:18:33 PM »

I drink pickle juice. Preferably sweet pickle juice. Great for hangovers.

Also, you people who said you didn't like pickles as children are fakes. I've liked pickles ever since I was a kid.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #48 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:21:42 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on July 20, 2010, 01:44:01 PM

I'm still waiting for someone to say they drink pickle brine

It's just water that tastes like pickles. What's the biggy?

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:26:21 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 20, 2010, 02:20:38 PM

My brother hated pickles as a kid, and i hated olives. We''ve since come to our senses.

I have always loved olives as well.

pickled pepper olives omg

best of both worlds

Himu · « **Reply #50 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 20, 2010, 02:21:42 PM

Quote from: Linkzg on July 20, 2010, 01:44:01 PM
I'm still waiting for someone to say they drink pickle brine

It's just water that tastes like pickles. What's the biggy?

delicious.

Diunx · « **Reply #51 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:42:31 PM »

I hate olives too.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:49:40 PM »

Olives are only acceptable on or in something, and in low quantities.

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:51:23 PM »

Going by the tastes shown in this thread, I bet you all like brusslespouts. In any case, I don't want to have anything to do with you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:52:52 PM »

brusslespouts are good, well ok at least.

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:56:20 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 20, 2010, 02:52:52 PM

brusslespouts are good, well ok at least.

the only vegetable that is not edible to any degree

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #56 on:** July 20, 2010, 03:10:37 PM »

/thread

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** July 20, 2010, 03:14:43 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 20, 2010, 03:05:31 PM

Brussel sprouts baked with some vinegar

They taste good?

Every time I have brussel sprouts I want to barf.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #58 on:** July 20, 2010, 03:22:21 PM »

Yes Jinfash. But this is a thread about burgers, no? Not the other white meat.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** July 20, 2010, 03:22:58 PM »

I'm mildly aroused

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