Moving out of my parents house.

[T234]

This place has been my home for 15 years now. Guaranteed I will drive back here one night and then realize I don't live here anymore. The place I'm moving to is in a poor white neighborhood but I can make my life as comfortable as my finances allow, which is DAMN comfortable now as I just got a raise at the porn store. My rent + bills are 130$ total and I make a little over a grand a month. More to the point, I'd be living in my own room for the first time in quite awhile. Also, most of my socializing already occurs at the house in question.   
 
 

[Mr. Gundam]

My rent + bills are 130$ total

 

[Great Rumbler]

That's pretty cheap for rent and bills.

[Cheebs]

You only lived with your parents for 15 years?

[Mr. Gundam]

That's pretty cheap for rent and bills.

Oh yeah, the last place we rented was $1500 a month four years ago. Our mortgage alone is just shy of $3,000...

[T234]

My rent + bills are 130$ total

 

I am about to start paying on my student loans so there is that, but eh.

You only lived with your parents for 15 years?

We moved when I was nine or ten. about 3 miles up the road, and built a house on the land where my dad grew up. It's a quite nice place. Billyofcourse and tehjaybo have seen it.

As an added side bonus, living in a house where I can get as rowdy as I like means that I can invite Kentucky-bore or whoever up here the next time I throw a party.

[Madrun Badrun]

Holy Hell $130 a month?  Post pictures of this shithole.

but he only makes $1000 a month.

[Robo]

  pornography

makin' things happen.

[Reb]

Thor!!!


...living with his parents no longer.

[FatalT]

Good luck! I moved out about 4 months ago and moved in with my girlfriend. We live in a pretty nice 2 bed/1 bathroom place right beside our college and rent is $435 a month and utilities/internet is about $230 a month. We split all the costs so it's relatively manageable but $130 total? Damn.

[Phoenix Dark]

Good luck! I moved out about 4 months ago and moved in with my girlfriend. We live in a pretty nice 2 bed/1 bathroom place right beside our college and rent is $435 a month and utilities/internet is about $230 a month. We split all the costs so it's relatively manageable but $130 total? Damn.

When you open the door do people ask if your mom is home?

[Brehvolution]

$130? Are you sure they aren't putting you out in the stable?

[chronovore]

This place has been my home for 15 years now. Guaranteed I will drive back here one night and then realize I don't live here anymore. The place I'm moving to is in a poor white neighborhood but I can make my life as comfortable as my finances allow, which is DAMN comfortable now as I just got a raise at the porn store. My rent + bills are 130$ total and I make a little over a grand a month. More to the point, I'd be living in my own room for the first time in quite awhile. Also, most of my socializing already occurs at the house in question.   
 
 

Wow, congrats.

You're 15? Or did you live with someone other than your parents?

[CajoleJuice]

This place has been my home for 15 years now. Guaranteed I will drive back here one night and then realize I don't live here anymore. The place I'm moving to is in a poor white neighborhood but I can make my life as comfortable as my finances allow, which is DAMN comfortable now as I just got a raise at the porn store. My rent + bills are 130$ total and I make a little over a grand a month. More to the point, I'd be living in my own room for the first time in quite awhile. Also, most of my socializing already occurs at the house in question.   
 
 

Wow, congrats.

You're 15? Or did you live with someone other than your parents?

Read threads.

And WTF $130 is NOTHING. Are you going to be living in a walk-in closet?

[recursivelyenumerable]

my studio apt. is $750/month  :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

Wow, that's pretty good, recursive.

[chronovore]

Wow, congrats.

You're 15? Or did you live with someone other than your parents?

Read threads.

And WTF $130 is NOTHING. Are you going to be living in a walk-in closet?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I have no idea how to interpret that.

[Robo]

Wow, that's pretty good, recursive.

I pay significantly less than that. 

[Human Snorenado]

Location is everything, guys.  Keep in mind that not only is this Kentucky and not a major urban area, but T234 already said it was in a poor area, so there you go.  I've actually thought about applying for a job with Troll and Toad out in Kentucky but then I'd have to grow a mullet or something and we can't have that.

[Cormacaroni]

Quick, everybody list ridiculous things that you spend $130 or more on every month.

In all seriousness, this thread just made me realize that I spend around $130 on CREAM every month. The stuff that comes from cows, not moisturizer (that's a whole separate budget). I used to easily spend more than that on coffee.

[bagofeyes]

how much bloody cream do you eat?

[Cormacaroni]

I drink it!

[bagofeyes]

no homo?

[Reb]

Quick, everybody list ridiculous things that you spend $130 or more on every month.

In all seriousness, this thread just made me realize that I spend around $130 on CREAM every month. The stuff that comes from cows, not moisturizer (that's a whole separate budget). I used to easily spend more than that on coffee.

I spend it per week on eating out.
I pay the same amount monthly for my healthcare plan.
I could live there half a year with the money I'm spending on an iPad today.
I could live there for 3 months with the money I've spent on a phone last week.

[Cormacaroni]

no homo?

lil joke for the Japanese readers there

[bagofeyes]

[Eric P]

Quick, everybody list ridiculous things that you spend $130 or more on every month.

records.  definitely records.

[Human Snorenado]

I probably spend more per month on Magic cards.   :'(

[Brehvolution]

Also Thor, if you are going to be security above and beyond your other normal duties, you should ask for a raise.  $1000 a month is peanuts. Is it a full time position?

[BlackMage]

My 1 bedroom apartment is $1022 a month.. fuck California

[Mr. Gundam]

HOMO SAUSAGE WINS.

My monthly cable bill is more than T234's rent. We spend more a month eating out. During the school year, I spend more on gas than he does on rent. Shit, the concrete saw I rented yesterday was about the same as what he spends on rent each month.

[Skidmark]

My 1 bedroom apartment is $1022 a month.. fuck California

That's impossible.

[Mr. Gundam]

My 1 bedroom apartment is $1022 a month.. fuck California

That's impossible.

Not impossible. There are some 1 bedroom apartments in downtown Seattle that go for around that much.

[demi]

Someone want to translate what Distant is trying to say? All I see is some power-bottom talking shit.

[Skidmark]

My 1 bedroom apartment is $1022 a month.. fuck California

That's impossible.

Not impossible. There are some 1 bedroom apartments in downtown Seattle that go for around that much.

I am hoping they have Jacuzzis in the bedrooms.

[Robo]

My 1 bedroom apartment is $1022 a month.. fuck California

That's impossible.

That's roughly the going rate for one bed/one bath in the DC metro area.

[Mupepe]

Texas real estate market

[Mr. Gundam]

My 1 bedroom apartment is $1022 a month.. fuck California

That's impossible.

That's roughly the going rate for one bed/one bath in the DC metro area.

I don't even want to know how much one bedrooms in certain parts of NYC go for. 

[Eric P]

heh.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/aap/mnh?query=1BR&srchType=A&bedrooms=

[Mupepe]

heh.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/aap/mnh?query=1BR&srchType=A&bedrooms=

not bad.  get a couple of roommates and it should be okay. 

[Himu]

heh.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/aap/mnh?query=1BR&srchType=A&bedrooms=

Raban going to get one of these with his gay roommate

[Mupepe]

I'd share a room with Raban.  He seems like a nice dude.

[Rman]

$1050 1 bedroom in the Bronx.  THE BRONX?!

[Mupepe]

oh come on.  the bronx isn't that bad.

[Eric P]

the south bronx is starting to get gentrified as well

art galleries and boutiques, the whole 9 yards

[T234]

Location is everything, guys.  Keep in mind that not only is this Kentucky and not a major urban area, but T234 already said it was in a poor area, so there you go.  I've actually thought about applying for a job with Troll and Toad out in Kentucky but then I'd have to grow a mullet or something and we can't have that.

I'm sharing a house with three people: My Boss at the Porno Store (who is a close friend of mine), His GF (who is friendly), and my cousin (not Rebel but one of the Favorites all the same).

[The Fake Shemp]

My 1 bedroom apartment is $1022 a month.. fuck California

That's impossible.

That's roughly the going rate for one bed/one bath in the DC metro area.

I don't even want to know how much one bedrooms in certain parts of NYC go for. 

$1022 is the going rate for a mediocre 1BR/1BA in the DC area, actually. The cost of living is pretty ridiculous.

[The Fake Shemp]

I lived in Hayward for much cheaper, but I'm sure you have a much nicer place.

[The Fake Shemp]

OAKLAND? BUT I HEAR THEY HAVE BLACK PEOPLE?!

[Brehvolution]

Cohen, you should get your business contacts together to try and bring an NFL team to Oakland.

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[Saint Cornelius]

my studio apt. is $750/month  :'(

Hey, same here! Located just steps away from not one but two restaurants featured on the Food Channel!

My 1 bedroom apartment is $1022 a month.. fuck California

[chronovore]

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HOMO SAUSAGE WINS.

My monthly cable bill is more than T234's rent. We spend more a month eating out. During the school year, I spend more on gas than he does on rent. Shit, the concrete saw I rented yesterday was about the same as what he spends on rent each month.

Someone want to translate what Distant is trying to say? All I see is some power-bottom talking shit.

Mr Gundam was referring to the top pic, which is homo sausage. Cormacaroni's milk is no-homo. (But we'd deduced that years ago.)

[Phoenix Dark]

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