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bagofeyes

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I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« on: July 22, 2010, 06:18:25 PM »
Actually it was my girlfriend's phone.
4am. The cops called her to tell her that her mum had been arrested at a Lawson convenience store in Saitama for fighting with the staff about her point card. They wanted her to to come all the way up to Saitama to identify her (wtf?). Of course she told them to stick it, cause she has to go to work soon, and so they just let her mum go.

'Why was your mum in Saitama at 4am?'
'I dunno, but they let her go. Case closed.'

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Ichirou

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 06:22:51 PM »
She was with me. ;)
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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 06:23:56 PM »
 :spin

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 06:27:30 PM »
Bitches don't know bout her point card.
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bagofeyes

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2010, 07:02:12 PM »
lol

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2010, 07:04:30 PM »
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She was with me.

oh, you got a job at Lawsons? Congrats!

It's honest work.
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bagofeyes

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2010, 07:14:11 PM »
'Bukkake udon bento eh? You know what that reminds me of?' <bukkake mime>

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2010, 07:16:12 PM »
I see you've also had some conbini work experience.
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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2010, 07:17:07 PM »
Are there really MILFs in Japan?  

When I was there, it didn't seem like there was such a thing in Japanese culture.  Most of the middle-aged ladies dressed quite conservatively unlike the shameless cougars in Western culture.  

bagofeyes

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2010, 07:19:41 PM »
Are there really MILFs in Japan?  

When I was there, it didn't seem like there was such a thing in Japanese culture.  Most of the middle-aged ladies dressed quite conservatively unlike the shameless cougars in Western culture.  

I guess you didn't go to any convenience stores in saitama  ;)

Smooth Groove

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2010, 07:24:06 PM »
Or maybe the MILFs ignored me because I didn't have a BBC. :fbm

I've heard that Jap women really dig black guys. 

bagofeyes

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2010, 07:29:57 PM »
I thought you were black

bagofeyes

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2010, 07:36:28 PM »
ohhh  :usacry

Ichirou

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2010, 07:37:54 PM »
If you come to Japan within the next two months, we'll go to the hottest night spots together.  Soon, you'll have MILFs moaning for you.

"Ohhhh, Huxtable-samaaaa..."
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Smooth Groove

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2010, 07:38:30 PM »
I thought you were black

Nah but the chicks often get confused when the lights are off.  :teehee

He is.  That's not the B is missing. :teehee

That's not what your wife said.  :patel

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2010, 07:51:13 PM »
I thought you were black

Nah but the chicks often get confused when the lights are off.  :teehee

Rough, ashy skin got them confused?

:wtf

How would you know what a black man's skin feels like? 

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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2010, 07:55:16 PM »
I thought you were black

Nah but the chicks often get confused when the lights are off.  :teehee

Rough, ashy skin got them confused?

:wtf

How would you know what a black man's skin feels like? 
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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2010, 07:58:28 PM »
oh fuck :rofl
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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2010, 08:01:33 PM »
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Are there really MILFs in Japan?  


yeah, there's a ton of them.



TONS.

Smooth, you probably didn't even notice some of them since they looked like 20-somethings.
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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2010, 08:34:51 PM »
I have learned two things from this thread:

1.  Smooth needs his MILF Hunter card revoked.

2. Genghis and Himuro have been doing thangs.
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Re: I got woken up by the dumbest phone call
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2010, 10:37:51 PM »
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Are there really MILFs in Japan?  


yeah, there's a ton of them.


Which, considering the weight of the average Japanese woman, means about 25 of them.