Author Topic: Have you ever wanted to throttle someone through your HDTV? (Read 1498 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 25, 2010, 12:00:27 AM »

I'm watching Jesus Camp and I want kill these people with my mind - Scanners style.

Boogie · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:06:52 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2010, 12:00:27 AM

I'm watching Jesus Camp and I want kill these people with my mind - Scanners style.

Every morning when I watch CBC morning news.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:09:31 AM »

Holy shit, I just realized that some of these kids are voting age now. Shudder.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:12:03 AM »

"Had it been in the Old Testament, Harry Potter would have been put to death."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:12:52 AM »

Have you seen the kid preacher with the mullet yet?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:13:08 AM »

Sure, I bet YHWH Camp was a lot better.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:14:47 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2010, 12:12:52 AM

Have you seen the kid preacher with the mullet yet?

I've seen a couple of kids rocking a mullet. I can't believe places like this exist.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:17:23 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2010, 12:12:03 AM

"Had it been in the Old Testament, Harry Potter would have been put to death."

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:17:39 AM »

lawl america

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:20:31 AM »

It's even funnier watching it today knowing Ted Haggard is a homo

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:21:35 AM »

He's not a homo, he just likes to ram his cock up a boy's booty hole. A man can't be gay because of something trivial like that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:46:02 AM »

This is probably the single hardest piece of evidence for terrorists to prove we need to be blown up.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:49:21 AM »

Welcome to 4 years ago, Will.

But yeah, shit is ridiculous.

drew · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:55:41 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2010, 12:46:02 AM

This is probably the single hardest piece of evidence for terrorists to prove we need to be blown up.

they would probably like it!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:06:33 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 25, 2010, 12:49:21 AM

Welcome to 4 years ago, Will.

But yeah, shit is ridiculous.

Some of us have shit to do, bro

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:09:42 AM »

The people in that documentary make my parents look like Hillary Clinton and Howard Dean.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:12:40 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2010, 01:06:33 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 25, 2010, 12:49:21 AM
Welcome to 4 years ago, Will.

But yeah, shit is ridiculous.

Some of us have shit to do, bro

Like pretend-troll Inception.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:15:22 AM »

I slam Inception as a matter of faith, praise be Jesus!

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:19:19 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 25, 2010, 01:12:40 AM

Like pretend-troll Inception.

did eb like it?

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:46:22 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2010, 01:15:22 AM

I slam Inception as a matter of faith, praise be Jesus!

smh at this self loathing jew.

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:59:11 AM »

slamming inception makes you look kind of sad, dude, i havent read your words on it but nitpicks or not it was really creative and made you feel weird for the rest of the night, last movie to do that was the matrix

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2010, 02:13:39 AM »

The matrix was crap

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2010, 02:29:16 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 25, 2010, 02:13:39 AM

The matrix was crap

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2010, 02:42:49 AM »

It was.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:59:48 AM »

i think ill just copy pasta last nights soiree onto here, since i am too lazy to reword it into a proper post

[01:50] <JoeMolotov> what's worse, getting stabbed in the eye at Comic-Con, or getting killed at a Peace Parade?
[01:56] <drew> c
[01:56] <drew> hating on inception
[02:00] <drew> will is just mad he doesnt come up with great ideas
[02:00] <drew> and or the ability to make them come to realization
[02:04] <JoeMolotov> Inception is awesome, haters are bad people.
[02:04] <drew> im glad i was away from the internet a week before and a week after i saw it
[02:04] <drew> i feel so clairvoyant
[02:04] <drew> they just hate it because its so popular
[02:05] <drew> its oh so transparent
[02:05] <JoeMolotov> he's already started up preliminary Tron Legacy hate
[02:07] <JoeMolotov> the dumbest is when they were dogging Inception's boxoffice take, like "Oh it ONLY made $62 Million, LA BOMBA CHRIS NOLAN'S CAREER IS OVER LOL!!"
[02:07] <drew> see
[02:07] <drew> i dont even know who that is
[02:07] <drew> ignorance is bliss

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:05:22 AM »

Yeah, Willco's Inception trolling has been pretty weak.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:05:56 AM »

It would be interesting to do a follow up for some of the kids, especially Levi, the rat tailed kid (if that is his name, it has been a while). See if they are still tried and true holy rollers or raging cocksluts who hate mommy and daddy.

Skidmark · « **Reply #27 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:07:18 AM »

What is the irc channel?

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:18:18 AM »

its on gamecubecafe, the same place as neogaf's chatroom, the room name is #evilbore

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:27:45 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on July 25, 2010, 11:05:56 AM

It would be interesting to do a follow up for some of the kids, especially Levi, the rat tailed kid (if that is his name, it has been a while). See if they are still tried and true holy rollers or raging cocksluts who hate mommy and daddy.

I've wanted to see this type of follow-up for some time. I played basketball and took some classes at a Baptist church for some years, and it was the ultimate stereotypical fundie environment. Nearly all the kids (except the black ones of course lolol) were rather hardcore bible thumpers/conservatives. But in the nearly 10 years that have passed since then, nearly every one of them have gone off the rails. Having kids, piercings, drugs, etc. When you tell a kid that the cookie jar is evil and can never be touched, the minute they can reach it they're going to eat more than they should.

I remember getting in trouble for admitting I went to see Harry Potter in the theater. A guy on the team asked if I saw the movie, and the more I think about it the more it seems like he was trying to get me shitcanned; we played the same position on the team and he wanted to start. Anyway my answer somehow traveled from the locker room to the principle's office, and I got 25 demerits.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:28:25 AM »

This is how you know Inception is bad: drew loves it

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:30:23 AM »

Joe goes on IRC? I might have to use it so I can JO to him Live

drew · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:31:17 AM »

i thought it was well known that i at least have more than decent taste in movies

spoiler (click to show/hide)

with one or two exceptions, see: bangkok dangerous

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #33 on:** July 25, 2010, 05:27:51 PM »

Jesus Camp. I really want to rewatch that movie for some reason. As if it wasn't scary enough the first time.

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Author Topic: Have you ever wanted to throttle someone through your HDTV? (Read 1498 times)