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Cow Clicker |OT|
« on: July 29, 2010, 01:09:32 PM »
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« Last Edit: July 29, 2010, 08:36:58 PM by Genghis Cohen »

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 01:50:08 PM »


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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 02:15:45 PM »
i want the mao cow so bad

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2010, 02:17:57 PM »
Meh, PC games.
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2010, 02:27:18 PM »
kekekekekekeke click rush
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2010, 02:39:50 PM »
Me, TVC, Willco, Patel, MAF, and Prole are already on it.

Be cool or be cast out
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2010, 02:44:09 PM »
I can't wait for the new DLC campaign, I hear it involves right-clicking!
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2010, 03:58:46 PM »
I can't find this on Steam. Are you guys sure this is a real game?
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2010, 04:07:55 PM »
Me, TVC, Willco, Patel, MAF, and Prole are already on it.

Be cool or be cast out

get on my facebook dick, sandy v! i will invite you to my (fuck) pasture.
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2010, 04:25:11 PM »


I don't get it
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2010, 04:27:46 PM »
Cohen, when you click on your cow, be sure to click "Share" on the window that appears at the top of the screen.

When you "Share" your click, other people can "Click your Click" and then you and they both get mooney you can use to buy oh God I'm sharing actual Cow Clicker strategy kill me
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2010, 04:47:59 PM »
jesus christ listen to yourself talk, this is distinguished mentally-challenged

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2010, 04:54:31 PM »
Cohen, when you click on your cow, be sure to click "Share" on the window that appears at the top of the screen.

When you "Share" your click, other people can "Click your Click" and then you and they both get mooney you can use to buy oh God I'm sharing actual Cow Clicker strategy kill me
omg i didn't know that :0

Cow Clicker doesn't auto-spam like Zynga games. You usually get 1 mooney but you can sometimes get 5 or even 10. Generally since you have 8 people in your pasture, if everyone clicks your click you'll get about 10 mooney per shared Click. It's how I saved up for the Soviet Cow without paying any cash.
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2010, 04:56:33 PM »
Taking this seriously :lol

Go play with knives, commando

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2010, 05:43:58 PM »
I've seen MAF and Prole playing this on Facebook... never checked it out, but maybe I will now.

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Nope.
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2010, 08:02:36 PM »
Irony: The Game

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2010, 08:02:53 PM »
smh facebook games
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2010, 08:09:26 PM »
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2010, 08:20:50 PM »
make mooney, fuck bitches, click cows
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2010, 08:25:28 PM »
Put this in the OP:



« Last Edit: July 29, 2010, 08:31:04 PM by Synthesizer Patel »
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2010, 08:36:59 PM »
I clicked my cow holy shit!!!
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2010, 08:37:46 PM »
I clicked my cow holy shit!!!

just wait til you see what happens 6 hours from now

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you click it again
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2010, 08:41:08 PM »
if you took Diablo and made it several hundred times slower, you would get cow clicker.

it's like the cow level only it takes 15 months to complete
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2010, 08:41:53 PM »
Longest 6 hours of my life.
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2010, 08:44:08 PM »
why not pass the time by discussing cow clicking strategies with other fans in this thread

did you hit the "Share" button? some first-time players miss that

spend 10-20 mooney on an elite cow to make your friends jealous
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2010, 08:51:28 PM »
Yeah I missed the share button, already have a blue cow, now I'm gonna invite some friends so we can click our life away(every 6 hours).

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2010, 09:57:36 PM »
cow clicker nails what makes gaming great: anticipation and obsession
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2010, 03:08:51 AM »
I clicked my cow. Why does my right index finger feel so dirty now?
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2010, 02:23:39 PM »
I clicked my cow and them shared with my friends! :rock
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2010, 02:44:49 PM »
I clicked my cow and them shared with my friends! :rock

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2010, 02:59:33 PM »
Man, I'm so noob at this.  I missed the share button when I clicked my cow.  BUT I'M GONNA GO PRO.

I'm spending the next 5h and 23 minutes reading up on strategy.  :rock
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2010, 07:57:44 PM »
Oh shit. Patel's back? And in pog form? :omg
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2010, 08:24:47 PM »
That's Alf dude.
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2010, 08:39:55 PM »
It's an Alf pog.
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2010, 09:58:14 PM »
Wait, Patel has a brown one, Prole has a blue one.

I guess patel does't give reacharounds

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2010, 10:19:49 PM »
 :lol well done

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2010, 12:25:51 AM »
I liked this until I learned it was made by an academic game studies luminary :gloomy
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2010, 12:34:42 AM »
I just clicked my first cow.  I can see myself becoming addicted to this.

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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2010, 12:54:23 AM »
I refuse to click on any cows.  REFUSE, YOU HEAR ME!
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #40 on: July 31, 2010, 01:08:21 AM »
I still haven't clicked any cows.  8)
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2010, 01:25:09 AM »
I hid this from my feed. The power of choice. 8)
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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2010, 01:06:46 PM »
Wait, Patel has a brown one, Prole has a blue one.

I guess patel does't give reacharounds

  :lol
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« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2010, 12:05:38 PM »
Cow Clicker revolutionizes freemium content with their new cow. It's a plain cow, facing right instead of left. $25.



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Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2010, 04:13:30 PM »
This isn't even fun in an ironic way. All the icons have gone crazy.
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« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2010, 05:30:51 PM »
Cow Clicker is simply Advanced.
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« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2010, 01:08:12 PM »


well played, Cow Clicker
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