Author Topic: Stuff that never gets old. (Read 6867 times)

Rman · « **on:** July 29, 2010, 07:13:10 PM »

Penis jokes
Payday, no matter how much money you make
Michael Bay

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2010, 07:19:56 PM »

Jerking off.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2010, 07:41:26 PM »

Cat videos

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Bebpo · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2010, 07:42:20 PM »

leveling up

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:08:44 PM »

Payday barely registers with me anymore. Then again, I have a mortgage and a family to support and have been working for longer than some of you whippersnappers have been alive.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:19:34 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 29, 2010, 07:19:56 PM

Jerking off.

Thread over

T234 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:41:06 PM »

Blunts. Just classic.

If Kentuckybore is ever on the Borecast again, me, Tehjaybo, and Bloodwake should do it whilst sharing a fine cigar and fine whiskey.

Groogrux · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:58:30 AM »

Quote from: T234 on July 29, 2010, 08:41:06 PM

Blunts. Just classic.

If Kentuckybore is ever on the Borecast again, me, Tehjaybo, and Bloodwake should do it whilst sharing a fine cigar and fine whiskey.

Yeah, fuck you Thor. I'll drink my whiskey and smoke my cigars at home by myself while I listen in and cry quietly. I wish I'd never made that avatar for you!

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2010, 03:19:12 AM »

Third · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2010, 06:40:05 AM »

Madonna

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2010, 06:53:43 AM »

Keannu Reeves

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2010, 07:05:31 AM »

The feeling of when a strange girl puts her hand down your pants for the first time.

Bildi · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2010, 07:33:50 AM »

Really, the feeling of any girl putting her hand down your pants anytime.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2010, 07:49:11 AM »

coming home and seeing a package on your porch. especially if you know it's for you.

less specially, getting stuff in general.

Powerslave · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:56:01 AM »

Drinking a cold bottle of water after an intensive workout

tiesto · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:10:23 AM »

Seeing a new girl nakey for the first time.

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:10:55 AM »

Turning on the distortion on your amp after having played on the clean channel for some time. This never gets old

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:23:35 AM »

Fire Emblem. Your favorite foods. Sex.

T234 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:24:25 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on July 30, 2010, 02:58:30 AM

Quote from: T234 on July 29, 2010, 08:41:06 PM
Blunts. Just classic.

If Kentuckybore is ever on the Borecast again, me, Tehjaybo, and Bloodwake should do it whilst sharing a fine cigar and fine whiskey.

Yeah, fuck you Thor. I'll drink my whiskey and smoke my cigars at home by myself while I listen in and cry quietly. I wish I'd never made that avatar for you!

Hey, Billy was here first. Granted he posts less and I don't think he cares for my hand-rolled cigars, but I didn't mention him. Besides, Me, Clark Gable, and the crazy redhead are enough crazy for a podcast.

That reminds me, new Magic thread incoming! I don't care if it's just a discussion between me and triumph or whateva his name is now. New magic thread.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:25:22 AM »

FUCK YEAH NEW MAGIC THREAD.

Another thing that never gets old: Magic the Gathering, bitches.

Robo · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2010, 10:57:49 AM »

forward, down, down-forward

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2010, 10:58:43 AM »

"that's what she said" jokes

Everytime i think i'm getting annoyed with them, an amazing one comes up.

Groogrux · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:20:16 PM »

Taking a good dump. Especially the ones that make you feel like you've lost weight afterwards.

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:08:05 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on July 30, 2010, 01:20:16 PM

Taking a good dump. Especially the ones that make you feel like you've lost weight afterwards.

This, specially taking one right after JO.

Groogrux · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:25:38 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 30, 2010, 02:21:03 PM

Finding out your package was just delivered..

That's what she said.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** July 30, 2010, 04:08:13 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on July 30, 2010, 09:28:25 AM

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on July 30, 2010, 09:23:35 AM
Fire Emblem. Your favorite foods. Sex.

If sex never gets old then nobody would ever file for divorce.

Fucking never gets old, putting up with people's bs and drama sure does tho. At some point even the best sex (for me with my last girlfriend, the MILF) isn't worth all of the fucking headaches someone puts you through.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2010, 04:30:58 PM »

Also I think most people file for divorce when the sex stops.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2010, 04:44:50 PM »

It really doesn't.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** July 30, 2010, 04:46:07 PM »

maybe with that person

really though, since i'm not really that old and i don't have any decade plus relationships I can't speak, but I do now right now that after the initial fuck your brains out phase passes sex turns more into a release for both partners. almost like masturbating but you two know it's better this way. and then every few days you have a better one when both of you are in the mood to just please and enjoy, not just cum. Hell, I even enjoy when we miss a day now because after a day of not having any the next day is so much better and we're both usually wanting it really bad by then.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2010, 04:50:03 PM »

I've been fucking my wife for 4 and a half year and it's still a 5 or 6 times a week habit and I still find it exciting!

When it gets old, I'll invite Jinfash to come spice it up. rawr.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #30 on:** July 30, 2010, 04:51:37 PM »

I hate missing a day.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** July 30, 2010, 04:54:26 PM »

Isn't Mupepe a hornball? Not really the beacon of what is and what isn't... imo

Powerslave · « **Reply #32 on:** July 31, 2010, 08:55:44 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on July 30, 2010, 04:47:59 PM

Edit: we're talking about having it with the same person, hence the divorce comment. Sex itself prolly doesn't get old. I'm not sure, I'll get back at you when I'm ninety.

lol

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:01:43 AM »

Groogrux · « **Reply #34 on:** August 01, 2010, 04:23:00 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on July 30, 2010, 04:47:59 PM

Edit: we're talking about having it with the same person, hence the divorce comment. Sex itself prolly doesn't get old. I'm not sure, I'll get back at you when I'm ninety.

It doesn't get old for the old people. Trust me, I've been in enough nursing homes and seen residents sneaking from room to room for secret romps.

lennedsay · « **Reply #35 on:** August 01, 2010, 04:31:54 AM »

There are

for a reason, sir.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #36 on:** August 01, 2010, 06:11:02 AM »

This never gets old: getting a new PC, installing all your games, going straight to Graphics Options and ramping everything up to 11. (Then quitting it and never touching it again)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37 on:** August 01, 2010, 10:24:58 AM »

coffee and the attendant stream of amorphous ideas that strike me as mind-blowingly brilliant and world-changing until the caffeine buzz dies down a bit

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** August 01, 2010, 10:36:53 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 01, 2010, 06:11:02 AM

This never gets old: getting a new PC, installing all your games, going straight to Graphics Options and ramping everything up to 11. (Then quitting it and never touching it again)

Then you go back to your console, despite the downgrade in graphics.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #39 on:** August 01, 2010, 11:33:35 AM »

Also, I'm a fan of Hiroki Kikuta, the music composer for Secret of Mana and other games. I love his music, he never gets old.

Literally. He's in his late forties as of this interview.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** August 01, 2010, 01:55:07 PM »

Stuff that never gets old:

-candy corn
-animal crackers
-Goodfellas
-waking up on Saturday afternoons

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** August 01, 2010, 01:57:28 PM »

candy corn is SO FUCKING BAD

Diunx · « **Reply #42 on:** August 01, 2010, 02:35:57 PM »

Seriously.

lennedsay · « **Reply #43 on:** August 01, 2010, 02:51:28 PM »

Candy corn? Wtf is wrong with you people?

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Chappelle's Show jokes never get old

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Akala · « **Reply #44 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:01:31 PM »

I like candy corn too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:19:08 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 01, 2010, 01:57:28 PM

candy corn is SO FUCKING BAD

FUCK YOU

Groogrux · « **Reply #46 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:22:38 PM »

Candy corn is only good in small doses.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #47 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:23:54 PM »

why would I want candy that looks like corn? either I'm in the mood for candy or I'm in the mood for corn, they're pretty different so either I'll be disappointed that it doesn't taste like corn or I'll be put off by the visual reminder of something other than what I'm interested in. a truly ill-conceived product, its makers should discontinue it ASAP and focus on their core competencies.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #48 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:25:29 PM »

Man, you must really hate that pumpkin-shaped candy people give out at Halloween.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #49 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:29:32 PM »

Not to mention my disappointment the first time I bit into a chocolate bunny

lennedsay · « **Reply #50 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:35:10 PM »

The problem with chocolate bunnies, candy corn, little pumpkins, etc. etc. is that they're always made with the cheapest materials available, so they suck. Never in my life have I ever had a chocolate bunny made out of chocolate that tastes good. It looks cute, but it tastes like shit.

Groogrux · « **Reply #51 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:43:41 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 01, 2010, 03:35:10 PM

The problem with chocolate bunnies, candy corn, little pumpkins, etc. etc. is that they're always made with the cheapest materials available, so they suck. Never in my life have I ever had a chocolate bunny made out of chocolate that tastes good. It looks cute, but it tastes like shit.

This past Easter, I had a chocolate bunny made with Dove chocolate. Pretty fucking tasty!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #52 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:43:53 PM »

The real problem is that it doesn't taste like a bunny at all.

lennedsay · « **Reply #53 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:45:39 PM »

That's a huge problem. Someone should address this, most likely Obama.

Edit: Literally, this year, our family bought us chocolate bunnies (because they were bunnies) and then they bought us separate Dove chocolates that we could actually eat. What's the point of that? We're adults. If you really want to get us chocolate, just give us the Dove shit, and if you can find the Dove bunny, then great. If not, I really don't give a fuck, I'm probably eating it drunk the next weekend anyway.

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Best holiday food that doesn't taste at all what it should: Jello easter eggs.

They're shaped like eggs, but they're Jello, and I don't know why, but they taste so much better than normal Jello. Well they do have a slightly different recipe but whatever. So fucking good.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:54:08 PM »

Chocolate bunnies=bad
Candy corn=omg amazing

anyone who disagrees is clearly racist

lennedsay · « **Reply #55 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:55:50 PM »

No, sounds like you're the racist one, with you're "chocolate=bad" comments.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #56 on:** August 01, 2010, 04:39:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2010, 03:54:08 PM

Chocolate bunnies=bad
Candy corn=omg amazing

anyone who disagrees is clearly racist

this man speaks the truth. also cadbury eggs are easily the best easter candy.

back on topic: getting piss drunk to the point of memory loss. almost 30 and it still hasn't gotten old

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #57 on:** August 01, 2010, 05:08:18 PM »

I don't even need to drink much to blackout. It's pretty bad. People tell me I seemed totally fine, yet I don't remember anything.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #58 on:** August 01, 2010, 07:03:02 PM »

Who the fuck likes candy corn? I mean aside from honkeys named Maurice.

Groogrux · « **Reply #59 on:** August 02, 2010, 02:22:10 AM »

Steak. Steak is so fucking good. That shit will never get old. Well, enjoying it won't. Steak itself can actually spoil pretty quickly if not frozen...

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Author Topic: Stuff that never gets old. (Read 6867 times)